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normal-horoscopes

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

dat-soldier

If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones

hustlerose

shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed

dat-soldier

i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps

gay-slime

“Can we talk about how you made your name “gay slime”?”

No we can’t

gay-slime

You. You get it.

greelin

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

meilintheempressofdreams

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

keatonpatti

soupwife

its tuesday, ive had a glass of wine, and honestly Aurora Knew what the fuck she was doin when she pricked her finger on that spindle man. she was TIRED. she was fully done dude. She was 16 YEARS OLD!!!! if i had the chance to sleep for a hundred years when i was 16 you know id take my chances

kuttithevangu

there is one rat for every person in new york city

if you live in new york city then one day, when you die, your personal rat will appear and lead you to the underworld

thebitchsaidyeeaah

littlegraycats

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

littlegraycats

HURT PEOPLE

powerfulwizard

The secret 11th and 12th commandments

blackpyrefly

ATTACK

KILL

jackkdaniels

we all make fun of Zuko for “that’s rough buddy” but like. how the fuck are you supposed to respond when someone just nonchalantly says “my girlfriend turned into the moon”