Don't Act Like You Give A Fuck About Me

I am the biggest rodent in existence. Please kill me and dissect for science

[biyaself]

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[gne-frog-deactivated20190204]

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

[lanahack-deactivated20220927]

Counterparts // Swim Beneath My Skin

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[salty-red-mage]

[garukyuranger-deactivated202109]

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE BEST PROTAG INTRODUCTION

[valtsv]

character: *falls asleep in a chair or at a desk from sheer exhaustion*

their love interest: *places a blanket over their shoulders, gently to avoid disturbing them*

me:

their love interest: *picks them up and bridal carries them to a more comfortable surface while their head nods against their shoulder/chest*

me:

[theweirdwideweb]

Me: Can’t wait to watch this comedian I loved as a kid!!! Comedian: sexism sexism sexism homophoooobia sexism amirite? Me: 

[c-isnenegro]

[stormwaterwitch]

A spell to dispel unwanted thoughts

1.) Lay down on the floor 2.) Scream

[kaleidoscopeeyes]

I reblog this every time lol

[toastbutteregg]

[thepersonalquotes]

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[mogifire]

[triste-luna]

My sex drive is honestly scary like I don’t chill

[thatsbelievable]

[purkinjebastard-deactivated2023]

Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

[purkinjebastard-deactivated2023]

SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let it cure for a few hours, maybe overnight before I do the other side.

[curface]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A HYPERBOLE