Mayor of ClownTown

NSFW 18+ • 25 • Non Binary • Pan • Poly • BPD • Autistic • Cabaret Goth • Be the change you want to see in the world•

[snorlaxatives]

no offense to people named aaron but who the fuck decided two a’s were necessary??? now i can’t converse with someone named aaron without calling them a-aron

[unculture]

not to be That Bitch but it’s another example of an anglicized disaster of a name from biblical hebrew, which was aharon and imo infinitely more badass than aaron others in this cursed category: elisheva (elizabeth), yirmiyahu (jeremy), mikha-el (michael), matisyahu (matthew), shoshana (susanna)

[snorlaxatives]

you really are that bitch huh i feel educated as fuck right now

[ground-zoro]

arán is Irish for bread :) 

[hilariously--tragic]

Two types of people

[gif87a-com]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Horrorphonic Array; grants the operator’s party an Ominous Aura, giving its members Initiative and causing its opponents to be Frightened

[randomitemdrop]

How does your evil Bard lug this thing around on adventures?

[catchymemes]

[nessa007]

“I’ve had a lot of experiences of seeing people try to figure out [where they know me from] on the street. Depending on what their face does, I often know.” Tyler James Williams appearing on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

[gothcostco]

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

[flanneldragon]

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

[bogleech]

https://www.monstersupplies.org/

Just saw this place and thought it seemed up your alley.

I like this object as an actual creature design. This is what a witch conjured to clean her bathtub.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: observing the things in the Scrubbing Bubbles commercials used by normal people to clean their bathrooms, a powerful witch (annoyed by the difficulty in maintaining a swarm of carrion-beetles) invented Scrubbing Skulls to clean the flesh off bones for her collection.

[blrmerch]

My coat contains multitudes. Click “Shop now” to see what’s on offer today.

[shisogelee]

i am so serious when i say we as young adults are so starved and deprived of community

[shisogelee]

like we as a generation - i'm talking especially young adults who are just entering the workforce - are so so lonely! i think about it all the time. between the incoming recession and cost of living crisis + the rise of wfh + processing pandemic trauma so many of us live deeply isolated lives and i think we deserve better...i'm working fully remote and i consider myself lucky because i do have friends that i see regularly but there's a hunger for that place you can go to to be around people in an organic but meaningful way to you that is not being addressed rn! we now more than ever need communities!

[quarklynx]

here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword

[sarcasticsargassum]

[lakevida]

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

[115x8]

wait can someone explain what this means to me I really want to know

[lakevida]

if i am candid about how i feel i will die like john f kennedy

[turing-tested]

[candyredterezii]

[feazelbal]

[jambearie]

[tenorgender]

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

judas used tongue

[ultimatehistorical]

TUMBLR HISTORICAL FIGURES BATTLE!!!!

Who is the TRUE historical figure of tumblr?!?!?!?! YOU DECIDE!!!!!!

Round 1 is as follows:

Alexander Hamilton (musical version) VS Alexander Hamilton (real life version)

Martin Luther King Jr VS Victor Hugo

Karl Marx VS Tutankhamun

Franz Kafka VS Aimo Koivunen

Oscar Wilde VS Lord Byron

Ada Lovelace VS Mary Shelley

Joan D'Arc VS Napoleon Bonaparte

Harry Houdini VS William Shakespeare

Ea Nasir VS Gavrilo Princip

Archduke Franz Ferdinand VS Paul Gauguin

Hatsune Miku VS George Orwell

Frida Kahlo VS Vincent Van Gogh

Charles Darwin VS Jesus Christ

Sun Tzu VS Marie Antoinette

Grigori Rasputin VS Tzar Nicholas II

Julius Caesar VS Thomas Jefferson

Voting will commence soon!! For now, reblog to spread the word!!!!!

[kalofi]

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

[mzthuggr]

i like isolation. i like being in my own space all alone. i need it more than anything sometimes just to sit in silence and breathe.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.