I know I'll get burned

but it's alright.

[segamascott]

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[gsirvitor]

[dogpuppy]

[charlesoberonn]

If you threw a single ibuprofen tablet into the sea, it would make the world's oceans have an ibuprofen concentration of 1 in 2.92x10^25.

Which is 3.42x10^35 times greater than the concentration of the average homeopathic medicine.

[charlesoberonn]

I like the description on wikipedia

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ugh. fine. I guess I'm sorry for crashing my marvelous flying contraption into your stupid dog. whatever

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[dogpuppy]

[irondive]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[cats4cancer]

[grox]

[exit-path]

[teathattast]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*