glory be to the scree

ran, she/her, various kinds of things but also fanfiction apparently? wow.  my fic blog is here

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

[papermaple]

@bovineblogger do these cows count?

[taras-bulbasaur]

The year is 2012. The new Avatar show (not the blue people the bending) is being screwed over by weird streaming shit by the company that’s airing it. Also regardless of whether you enjoy it or not you’ll be subjected to another fucking decade of discourse of how much it sucks compared to the original and how Korra is a bad Avatar. There’s a video game for the franchise coming up that has a lot of pre-release hype but comes out and turns out to have Problems.

The year is 2026. The new Avatar show (not the blue people the bending) is being screwed over by weird streaming shit by the company that’s airing it. Also regardless of whether you enjoy it or not you’ll be subjected to another fucking decade of discourse of how much it sucks compared to the original and how Korra is a bad Avatar. There’s a video game for the franchise coming up that has a lot of pre-release hype but comes out and turns out to have Problems.

[zk-j]

“Where are the trans men in history?” See. When you're born a gender that was forcefully married off, who had to live most of their life indoors, when you had to raise children, and had a lobotomy if your family thought you were a tad too odd, it's kinda hard to come out as a trans man now ain't it.

[teefiesworld]

forever my lineage would use his wrong pronouns but not me

[rarmaster]

transcription of the tags in the image:

#I have an ancestor who 'pretended to be a man' for years #according to my relatives he did so in order to go to school to become a doctor #and he was eventually found out and wed off to a man and had a family #and forever would be revered for being able to get a degree 'posing as a man' #but apparently even after marriage he still dressed in men's clothes and preferred to be seen as a man #forever my lineage would use his wrong pronouns but not me #I see him and I hope he smiles upon me knowing I am living a life he would have dreamed just getting to be a trans man #without being forcefully wed off and forced to have children for the sin of being born with a vagina #such is history with trans mascs #I once saw someone online say: #'if history has a gaping hole where a minority should be #it's not becasue they did not exist/did not contribute #it's because they were erased' #and I think about that a lot when I see stories like my ancestor knowing that our history has constantly been defiled #just like this

[firebirdy]

This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10

[corvidcall]

whAT BOOK IS THIS

[faokryn]

To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North.  Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.

[aleatoryw]

I own this book and it’s about 600 pages and it’s ALL this good. You can play as hamlet, Ophelia, or hamlet sr, who is a ghost. You can murder everyone in the play. You can fire yourself out of a cannon and use your uncle as a skateboard. There are dozens of endings and places where you can diverge from canon and do something wacky instead. 10/10 would recommend

[imayjustbejamesmoriarty]

I need this like right now

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

@dalniente

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[decompose1]

it's actually crazy like kind of unbelievable how much racism ppl just expect you to put up with to be polite. like i have so many little experiences where a friend-of-a-friend said something awful and racist to me and i am very clearly hurt and upset and then the friend just expects me to be polite and not say anything not react not even be angry. like when ur not white ur never allowed to be angry. if ur angry ur being too aggressive. you never get to expect an apology, either. expecting an apology for the racist way people hurt you is always asking too much. you never get an apology. you never get to be angry. you never get to say it hurt you. you're just supposed to pretend you didn't hear it, didn't read it, didn't notice. you let things go because it's the only way to have friends.

[decompose1]

🤪 LITERALLYYYYYYYY. ive learned being schizophrenic and native is not a good combination you get this rancid ass combo of like Wise Spiritual Noble Savage or Scary Dangerous Insane Person and u are always one of these things and it will change on a dime depending on ur mood and how much the person talking to u likes u lol

[jeaniefranklins]

Sex scene as character study is so good. What is your relationship to your body? What is your relationship to your partner? What lessons have you absorbed from the culture about yourself as a sexual being? How much do you have to trust someone before being comfortable with intimacy? What fears and insecurities come to the fore for you when you take your clothes off? It's so good.

[wishem]

grown-ass man.

[smovs]

let’s all go to wall market again… again!

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[dreaminterlude]

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth

[smovs]

as soon as naminé realized why soras memories were slippin away during his reconstruction she started building xion like frankenfurter built rocky

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[checkyourasianbias]

next challenge for white people when reblogging a person of color's post about being one do NOT leave "as a white person" in the tags

[mela-site]

"im white as snow an-" WE DONT CAAAARRREEEE. REBLOG THE POST AND SHUT THE FUCK UUUUP

[charoitenigma]

“as a white—“ SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! NO ONE FUCKING ASKED! WE DON’T WANNA KNOW YOUR EXPERIENCE IT’S OUR TURN TO TALK

[theartofangirling]

everyone say thank you to that one anne hathaway twelfth night promo image for all it's done for fandom

[jellyeliart]

Thank you Anne Hathaway Twelfth Night promo image! I love you Anne Hathaway Twelfth Night promo image!

[thefairytaler]

My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.

If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.