Sauvignon Blanc

Just trying to figure out who I am in this busy, constantly changing world. 

[gualtfoto-blog]

[lagunavibe]

Cloudy Grenoble

[thehistoryofmelancholia]

[richarddmadden]

[thesenseof-dance]

[kissesformabitches]

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

[trjoel]

“Millennials are so entitled"

[lucasnoahs]

Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so it’s saying ‘I accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.’

‘No problem’, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that you’re need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).

Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.

[humanityinahandbag]

DAMN STRAIT.

[louisebichan]

Fairy Pools, Skye, Scotland, July 2016

[uchidachi]

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

[wizardyangst]

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

[antipeanutbutter]

Omfg

[geekandmisandry]

@rainfelt

[black--lamb-blog]

hattie is a star

[dynastylnoire]

the roll of a joy

[dadwavestation]

i hope the ‘why you always lyin’ guy is having a good day

[theclearlydope]

[heykristyy]

Forever reblogging this.

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

[thesquarecomics]

Nice guys eat burgers

[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[neenya]

here for this fight

[the-cuddly-punk]

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

[rainbowbarnacle]

[godfatherofgreenbay-deactivated]

[brimalandro]

[hotep-king]

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

[angeldelatierra-deactivated2016]

[80slesbiab]

[highwaytohell-a]

every time I remember about this spectacular moment, it just makes me happy (and also proud) that this joke was most probably written by an openly gay man (Chris Kelly) and performed by an open lesbian woman (Kate Mckinnon) in live tv. and that is just glorious.

[amuseoffyre]

This is how you take an SNL skit: with humour and acknowledgement that you’ve cocked up along the way. Not by being a pissbaby about it on twitter all night long

[treygotguap]

[queenstravelingdarling]

Young ladies…be like Rihanna

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

She is me. I am her