i can not knot

Random things and fandom things And everything a new trend brings Weird-ass shit from Sherlock waiting And ass-butt shit from monster baiting Memes, cats and dogue as well And other indicators I'm going to Hell :)

[holyshmidt-deactivated20171211]

Time lapse photo of hundreds of sunsets

[pa-zazz]

This may be the best photo in existence

[oatmilfcoffee]

nature/indie

[marchingbandconfessions]

Every time we get back to the band room, we’re all laying on the ground tired as hell. Then our band director comes in and yells,”DONT YOU PEOPLE HAVE HOMES?” And we all yell,”NO WE LIVE HERE”

[whataboutcas]

[lynchcycle-deactivated20180214]

[robynandstealin]

when the band teacher isn’t at school

[justice4mikebrown]

Ferguson: 100 days in 100 seconds

[know-you-are-loved]

i feel like this is important and everyone should see this

[ilovecharts]

[masterlukeskywalker]

Beethoven just doesn’t care.

[anunituinuruk]

I’ve reblogged it before, and it still makes me giggle every time.

[jediwalking-deactivated20150724]

Look Sir… Droids

[candlehat-blog]

LAUGHING MY F*CKING ASS OFF OH MY GOD

[keyofmgy]

THE PHOTO I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE I WAS THIRTEEN

[lollygaggingandlassitude]

Flawless.

[ericanicole909]

Benedict Cumberbatch on Live! With Kelly and Michael [x]

[sherlock-addict]

I’ve never heard more moronish statement. Who was devasted? Obviously not Ben’s fans.

[irohbot-deactivated20240923]

[greatpiraticalrumbustification]

Howl fell over the chair and caught his foot in the stool so that it shot across the room. After that, he tried to go upstairs through the broom cupboard, and then the yard. This seemed to puzzle him a little. But finally he discovered the stairs, all except the bottom one, and fell up them on his face. The whole castle shook. […] “Go to bed, you fool,” Calcifer said sleepily. “You’re drunk.” “Who, me?” said Howl. “I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober.” He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him. “What a lie that was!” Howl remarked as he walked into the wall. “My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.” He walked into the wall several times more, in several different places, before he discovered his bedroom door and crashed his way through it. Sophie could hear him falling about, saying that his bed was dodging.

Howl’s Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones (via greatpiraticalrumbustification)

[orangeis]

[didyoudrinkmygingerale-deactiva]

#linguisticsmajors

[monasleaza]

Visit Original Link

Panic! At The Disco | White Christmas

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

[lesteggy]

WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS WHAT HOLY JESUS CHRIST

[itsthatphaseagain]

I usually don’t post christmas shit before thanksgiving but this an exception

[thefannibals]

wOAH HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD

[brigidfully-deactivated20150927]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, FUCKERS

[tortures-of-the-damned]

GOD I WANNA FUCK BRENDON

[pantryraids-deactivated20131029]

why do dads sneeze so loud

[velvet-plats]

I want all my secrets back

six word story   (via aprisity)

[highfunctioninghunters-blog]

me when i'm driving and i pass a car: jesus fucking christ finALLY the speed limit on this road is forty-goddamn-five wake the fuck up and drive you are a hazard why hasn't your license revoked i s2g

me when i'm driving and a car passes me: whoa there friend we are all merely travelers on the road of life plz take a deep breath it's not a race and you're not on fire it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop