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[highladyofthetwatcourt]

Hey babe we’re all going out to burn down the new oligarchy need anything from the store?

[highladyofthetwatcourt]

*in the middle of an existential crisis *

Im gonna learn to play the lute

[americiumam]

calling a stranger online bestie is the modern equivalent of going up to a stranger in an old tavern and calling them “my friend”

[americiumam]

hail, bestie! what news of the northern realms hath you to deliver!

[thecodyagenda]

absolute vibes my esteemed friend!

[highladyofthetwatcourt]

THE GAME OF THRONES DRAGONS ARE NOT DRAGONS THEY ARE WYVERNS!!!!

[hopeyouhearit]

kinda insane how $10,000 would change my life but it’s just a new coat for some people. really out here living different lives

[highladyofthetwatcourt]

I just want a house covered in vines. Is that really too much to ask for

[kaijuno]

[highladyofthetwatcourt]

The bodies are definitely hitting the floor

[highladyofthetwatcourt]

The monotony of this day to day life is slowly breaking me apart. I wonder what will come of the pieces.

[highladyofthetwatcourt]

How do you feed your soul when you are desperately trying to keep up in a world made for work?

[highladyofthetwatcourt]

*me bitching*

Male friends: gives logical advice

Female friend: damn girl beat their ass

*me asking for advice *

Male friend: damn girl beat their ass

Female friend: gives logical advice

[calellon]

it’s so rude when someone doesn’t feel you yearning deeply for them… bestie how much more brain waves do i have to fire at u

[highladyofthetwatcourt]

If someone hits me hard enough across the head with a book I fully intend to absorb the content.

[bloodycapulet-deactivated202206]

reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s

[highladyofthetwatcourt]

He’ll just prescribe violent orgasms for it. It’s fine

[phantomthread2017dirbypta-deact]

one thing about me i WILL hold my own boobs

[highladyofthetwatcourt]

Squeeze them like a stress ball

[highladyofthetwatcourt]

I want to go back to college but I don’t want to be paying back college debt in the afterlife

[abitofboth]

the relationship between a girl and her favourite mug is something that can be so personal

[highladyofthetwatcourt]

That’s my mug

[ashstfu]

“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love

[ladystormcrow]