Melli

{PKM IRL BLOG, blanket unreality warning} a blog for me, Melli.

[highlandlaments]

Is eternal time a blessing or a curse?

Good day rotomblr! I’ve decided to bless you all with my wonderful presence because my coworkers have been pestering me to get on this site.

never the less My name is Melli and I am a Pokémon trainer and conservationist breeder based out in Sinnoh! I’m also an artist and backpacker.

This is me And my team:

I’m open to any sort of conversation, asks, mail, anything worthwhile. Though I’d prefer if you all kept it safe for work, I know, I know I am a beautiful man and it is hard but you must all refrain from such actions.

I hope this isn’t a total waste of my time. 

{OOC}

Oh yeah new Melli blog time, Melli but dialgia is being silly and made him stop aging, why? It was bored. Melli here is trying to bring back the ancient Pokémon of hisui to cope. 

We may eventually get a Ingo mention/share my Shayla….. melingo shipping is real on this blog I’m sorry. 

All interactions are welcome! (Expect for NSFW stuff obv) 

That’s it, thanks.

hub blog is @moonsdescent

[highlandlaments]

I should have never taken this job.

[highlandlaments]

Try visiting Unova, you might see your husband there.

He isn’t though. You don’t think I didn’t check? He’s gone.

Even if he was, it’s not even likely it’s really him. That he remembers.

[highlandlaments]

…Saying that is not good for your mental Health.

I would suggest you use a Phrase that is ambitious and to some extent utterly absurd.

For example, exclaiming that you will perform the greatest Talent-Show the Settlement has ever seen.

One I don’t live in a settlement, I live in a city. two buck I swear to arc if that’s you I’m going to have Hin poison you.

[highlandlaments]

Another blog ran by my husband (who’s still missing, and I still miss. Buck.) I’m going to as the kids say, kill myself.

[highlandlaments]

Bapping you with my paws :3

I do not know what a ‘bap’ is.

[highlandlaments]

Apologies I’ve been away, the great Melli has been helping set up for a future exhibit

[highlandlaments]

⏮️

His fingers tighten around the unfinished bracelet, one final knot to be tied. The ghostly fabric stronger then he could have ever expected, Lady sneasler side eyes him. Poking him with her long claws, chittering at him. Though he can’t understand her he’s betting she’s said something along the lines of “If you back down now I’ll stab you.”

So with a huff and the fear of becoming a kabab on the lady’s long claws he strides forwards towards his beloved. Rejection would hurt a lot less than the poison and stab wound…

Then again he wasn’t even going to explain it, but! The pearl clan couldn’t be stupid enough to not tell their own warden about something as simple as a proposal bracelet!

Oh who was he kidding Ingo wouldn’t know. The man had a skull as thick as a stone wall, Though, It wouldn’t matter. He’d be gone before he’d figure it out, All that mattered was that his heart was with him. Always.

His eyes fixate on the gem between the woven fibers, His gem. His hear-

“Melli?” His beloveds voice drowns out all of his thoughts. A raging river turning to a calm stream with a single word.

“I have a gift for you, beloved.”

[highlandlaments]

The allmighty just called me out for pining after my dead husband what the fuck

[highlandlaments]

I open the gliscord chat, the Allmighty is their and just said skibiti, I close the gliscord chat

[highlandlaments]

{IMAGE ID: a photo of Melli flipping off Buck, Buck is flipping him off in return}

If I wouldn’t get in trouble for it I would drop kick this bastard off of the cliffs.

[highlandlaments]

IM SO CONFUSED WHY DO U HAVE A PIC OF ME AND WHY AM I BEING BIT BY A SNEASEL IN IT

[ @hisuianhighlands ]

Mustard is a very good girl. She knows when to bite annoying coworkers~

[hisuianhighlands]

I'm genuinely so confused because in my universe we've barely ever spoken-

Yes, well, if different universes exist, it would make sense that there's a universe where you two are acquainted. I wouldn't be so surprised.

[highlandlaments]

You work in the historical society, as do I. It was mere (annoying) coincidence.

[highlandlaments]

IM SO CONFUSED WHY DO U HAVE A PIC OF ME AND WHY AM I BEING BIT BY A SNEASEL IN IT

[ @hisuianhighlands ]

Mustard is a very good girl. She knows when to bite annoying coworkers~

[highlandlaments]

i know what u are

And what would that be?

[highlandlaments]

Warden Melli? Since when do you have a rotomblr?

[ @hisuianhighlands ]

Warden? I’m sorry, why do people keep confusing me with some old historical figure? Just because we have the same name and look alike does not mean we are the same person! If you all could stop with this stupid annoyances of claims I’d appreciate it.

[hisuianhighlands]

You look. Exactly like him. Your profile picture is a hisuian voltorb. Your username has highland in it. 😐

[highlandlaments]

All of this is completely circumstantial and irrelevant

[hisuianhighlands]

I shouldn't even be surprised at this point 😞

Greetings, stranger-coincidentally-named-Melli! A pleasure to meet you!

[highlandlaments]

Hello, stranger. It’s… well enough that I’ve met you. I suppose.

[hisuianhighlands]

Don't mind Ingo's enthusiasm. He's just happy to be talking to someone new.

"Someone new"

Stop.

[highlandlaments]

Ingo..? As in, warden Ingo. Of the highlands? I do not mind, the enthusiasm is slightly charming.

[hisuianhighlands]

I KNEW IT I KNEW YOU WERE WARDEN MELLI

Don't be rude, Sumire! But yes, I am Warden Ingo.

[highlandlaments]

And how does that prove me as him? I am a historian after all, perhaps I’m just interested in the live subject of history.

Hello, Ingo, how are you doing? I hope you aren’t too busied With these… little annoyances.

[hisuianhighlands]

LITTLE ANNOYANCES?????

Like...plural? What did I do?

Things have been a little bit hectic, but I am doing alright. I'm not the sort to be derailed by small setbacks.

[highlandlaments]

You’ve done Enough.

I can bet! They seem… noisy. I’m glad, of course, you’re doing well. And not all to surprised, You’re always “set straight on your tracks” as you’d say.

[hisuianhighlands]

...forgive me, but if you're not Warden Melli, how do you know me exactly? And...if you are Warden Melli, I was under the presumption that you didn't particularly like me?

[highlandlaments]

I have never claimed to be a very good liar dear…. And have you heard of the multiverse? I doubt I am your Melli.

[hisuianhighlands]

Ah…that's right. Forgive me, I'm a little new to this...multiverse sort of thing. I especially wasn't aware it was so easy to communicate with those on parallel tracks like this.

We've only gotten access to rotomblr and stuff fairly recently. Since Ingo and Riley don't have phones, we just share mine! (also uh. sorry for annoying you, alternate melli!!!!!)

[highlandlaments]

It happens, think of it like a… station? Perhaps, a station where each person getting on the train is a different universe and the train is rotomblr itself. It does not matter where you come from, you can still get on the train. If that makes any sense, most of those words are nigh complete nonsense to me. One can only absorb so much through mad ramblings.

Makes sense, I suppose. It is fine, there are much more annoying people on this site that could be bothering me.

[hisuianhighlands]

...yes, that makes sense. I still don't...entirely remember what trains are, but that makes sense to me. Thank you, Melli.

You're...a lot more chill than the Melli we know. It's kinda jarring honestly 😅

[highlandlaments]

{IMAGE ID: a photo of the great marsh train}

This is a train, if it’s any help. There’s more types but I don’t care to go and look them up, I literally only had to turn around to take this photo. So.

Would you like me to be meaner? I could do that for you.

[hisuianhighlands]

Please don't be meaner :(

...........Ingo's been staring at the train photo without blinking by the way.

Apologies. It's just...very familiar to me. Somehow.

[highlandlaments]

Hmpf, we’ll see how I feel, little brat.

He does that, I could pick up one of those charming little model trains they have at the gift store for him. I’ve finished my work on the Mural for the day anyhow.

[hisuianhighlands]

I don't fully understand, what would you buy me a gift for?

And...you paint? That's a rather impressive skill to have! Bravo!

[highlandlaments]

Hm, why wouldn’t I? Is it wrong to send people things? I thought I was suppose to be nice to you all~

Of course I do! I have a great many skills of course. But it’s one of my best, my art is quite esteemed I’ll have you know!

[hisuianhighlands]

I don't doubt it. I suppose you did always seem like the crafty sort.

And...I am not opposed to the gifts, I'm moreso just confused. I don't really get those very often.

[highlandlaments]

Your so sweet to me~ of course it’s deserved I am amazing

And..? You deserve them, at least in the great Mellis mind. Which is the only mind that matters.

[hisuianhighlands]

...thank you. It means a lot to hear you say that, truthfully. 😊

INGO USING EMOJIS????? MELLI WHAT DID YOU DO

sumire dont interrupt them, its rude

[highlandlaments]

Of course dear.

It’s called constructive conversation, something I doubt you can understand.

[hisuianhighlands]

DEAR???????? WHAT D BMMMKHNNJKMMLLLL

Sorry, I'm taking her phone priviledges. You can continue.

...apologies. I don't know what's gotten into her.

[highlandlaments]

It’s of no problem, children do that sometimes. Though she’s quite the ill mannered one.

[hisuianhighlands]

She's actually usually rather level headed. I suppose I can understand where she's coming from, though. We're all fairly new to this..."speaking to people from other universes" sort of thing. Please don't take it personally.

[highlandlaments]

I suppose it’s fine, I can forgive for now. Though do try and get a handle on her, I know children are hard but I’m sure you can do it.

Try and deal it gracefully, like me~

[hisuianhighlands]

Ah, well...I suppose I could talk to her. She has been rather irritable and...erratic lately, though I moreso suspect that to be because of the recent delay in schedule we had to deal with.

All that aside, if you don't mind me asking, how are you doing in your world? I imagine it's a bit different from the Melli of my universe, yes?

[highlandlaments]

A delay in scheduling? What an annoyance.

It’s no problem, I’ve been working in this wonderful little group called the “Hisui Historical society” part time, my coworkers are at the least tolerable. And when I’m not doing work with them or the museum I do murals and other such pieces of artwork for the city and private companies. I’ve been getting into weaving again recently too! How about you? What have you been doing as of late?

[hisuianhighlands]

I've been assisting Sumire with that "Pokedex" of hers. We were hoping that when she completed her "mission" for Arceus, it'd be able to send us back to our proper station, or at the very least return some of my memories. Unfortunately, it appears that...wasn't the case, and I'm going to be without my previous memories for much longer than I had hoped.

Truthfully, I think Sumire is taking it the hardest out of all of us. She's able to contact that sibling of hers, but she seems so distressed about not being able to see him physically anymore. I suppose they must have been very close.

Ah, but...outside of all that, I've been looking after Lady Sneasler's kits in between my patrols. One of them has quite the odd coloration, though...

[highlandlaments]

Truly? For me that’s when you left, when the little brat finished her mission. You both left, the allmighty seemed kind enough to return you to wherever you came from.

I suppose that makes her actions a slight bit more understandable, even if she isn’t still incredibly rude.

Strange coloration? Perhaps the little thing is a shiny, like mustard

{IMAGE ID: a photo of a hisuan sneasle biting Riley}

I’ve been told that they might have health conditions, though mustard is perfectly healthy. And very lively, she knows who to bite quite well.

[highlandlaments]

Warden Melli? Since when do you have a rotomblr?

[ @hisuianhighlands ]

Warden? I’m sorry, why do people keep confusing me with some old historical figure? Just because we have the same name and look alike does not mean we are the same person! If you all could stop with this stupid annoyances of claims I’d appreciate it.

[hisuianhighlands]

You look. Exactly like him. Your profile picture is a hisuian voltorb. Your username has highland in it. 😐

[highlandlaments]

All of this is completely circumstantial and irrelevant

[hisuianhighlands]

I shouldn't even be surprised at this point 😞

Greetings, stranger-coincidentally-named-Melli! A pleasure to meet you!

[highlandlaments]

Hello, stranger. It’s… well enough that I’ve met you. I suppose.

[hisuianhighlands]

Don't mind Ingo's enthusiasm. He's just happy to be talking to someone new.

"Someone new"

Stop.

[highlandlaments]

Ingo..? As in, warden Ingo. Of the highlands? I do not mind, the enthusiasm is slightly charming.

[hisuianhighlands]

I KNEW IT I KNEW YOU WERE WARDEN MELLI

Don't be rude, Sumire! But yes, I am Warden Ingo.

[highlandlaments]

And how does that prove me as him? I am a historian after all, perhaps I’m just interested in the live subject of history.

Hello, Ingo, how are you doing? I hope you aren’t too busied With these… little annoyances.

[hisuianhighlands]

LITTLE ANNOYANCES?????

Like...plural? What did I do?

Things have been a little bit hectic, but I am doing alright. I'm not the sort to be derailed by small setbacks.

[highlandlaments]

You’ve done Enough.

I can bet! They seem… noisy. I’m glad, of course, you’re doing well. And not all to surprised, You’re always “set straight on your tracks” as you’d say.

[hisuianhighlands]

...forgive me, but if you're not Warden Melli, how do you know me exactly? And...if you are Warden Melli, I was under the presumption that you didn't particularly like me?

[highlandlaments]

I have never claimed to be a very good liar dear…. And have you heard of the multiverse? I doubt I am your Melli.

[hisuianhighlands]

Ah…that's right. Forgive me, I'm a little new to this...multiverse sort of thing. I especially wasn't aware it was so easy to communicate with those on parallel tracks like this.

We've only gotten access to rotomblr and stuff fairly recently. Since Ingo and Riley don't have phones, we just share mine! (also uh. sorry for annoying you, alternate melli!!!!!)

[highlandlaments]

It happens, think of it like a… station? Perhaps, a station where each person getting on the train is a different universe and the train is rotomblr itself. It does not matter where you come from, you can still get on the train. If that makes any sense, most of those words are nigh complete nonsense to me. One can only absorb so much through mad ramblings.

Makes sense, I suppose. It is fine, there are much more annoying people on this site that could be bothering me.

[hisuianhighlands]

...yes, that makes sense. I still don't...entirely remember what trains are, but that makes sense to me. Thank you, Melli.

You're...a lot more chill than the Melli we know. It's kinda jarring honestly 😅

[highlandlaments]

{IMAGE ID: a photo of the great marsh train}

This is a train, if it’s any help. There’s more types but I don’t care to go and look them up, I literally only had to turn around to take this photo. So.

Would you like me to be meaner? I could do that for you.

[hisuianhighlands]

Please don't be meaner :(

...........Ingo's been staring at the train photo without blinking by the way.

Apologies. It's just...very familiar to me. Somehow.

[highlandlaments]

Hmpf, we’ll see how I feel, little brat.

He does that, I could pick up one of those charming little model trains they have at the gift store for him. I’ve finished my work on the Mural for the day anyhow.

[hisuianhighlands]

I don't fully understand, what would you buy me a gift for?

And...you paint? That's a rather impressive skill to have! Bravo!

[highlandlaments]

Hm, why wouldn’t I? Is it wrong to send people things? I thought I was suppose to be nice to you all~

Of course I do! I have a great many skills of course. But it’s one of my best, my art is quite esteemed I’ll have you know!

[hisuianhighlands]

I don't doubt it. I suppose you did always seem like the crafty sort.

And...I am not opposed to the gifts, I'm moreso just confused. I don't really get those very often.

[highlandlaments]

Your so sweet to me~ of course it’s deserved I am amazing

And..? You deserve them, at least in the great Mellis mind. Which is the only mind that matters.

[hisuianhighlands]

...thank you. It means a lot to hear you say that, truthfully. 😊

INGO USING EMOJIS????? MELLI WHAT DID YOU DO

sumire dont interrupt them, its rude

[highlandlaments]

Of course dear.

It’s called constructive conversation, something I doubt you can understand.

[hisuianhighlands]

DEAR???????? WHAT D BMMMKHNNJKMMLLLL

Sorry, I'm taking her phone priviledges. You can continue.

...apologies. I don't know what's gotten into her.

[highlandlaments]

It’s of no problem, children do that sometimes. Though she’s quite the ill mannered one.

[hisuianhighlands]

She's actually usually rather level headed. I suppose I can understand where she's coming from, though. We're all fairly new to this..."speaking to people from other universes" sort of thing. Please don't take it personally.

[highlandlaments]

I suppose it’s fine, I can forgive for now. Though do try and get a handle on her, I know children are hard but I’m sure you can do it.

Try and deal it gracefully, like me~

[hisuianhighlands]

Ah, well...I suppose I could talk to her. She has been rather irritable and...erratic lately, though I moreso suspect that to be because of the recent delay in schedule we had to deal with.

All that aside, if you don't mind me asking, how are you doing in your world? I imagine it's a bit different from the Melli of my universe, yes?

[highlandlaments]

A delay in scheduling? What an annoyance.

It’s no problem, I’ve been working in this wonderful little group called the “Hisui Historical society” part time, my coworkers are at the least tolerable. And when I’m not doing work with them or the museum I do murals and other such pieces of artwork for the city and private companies. I’ve been getting into weaving again recently too! How about you? What have you been doing as of late?

[highlandlaments]

Warden Melli? Since when do you have a rotomblr?

[ @hisuianhighlands ]

Warden? I’m sorry, why do people keep confusing me with some old historical figure? Just because we have the same name and look alike does not mean we are the same person! If you all could stop with this stupid annoyances of claims I’d appreciate it.

[hisuianhighlands]

You look. Exactly like him. Your profile picture is a hisuian voltorb. Your username has highland in it. 😐

[highlandlaments]

All of this is completely circumstantial and irrelevant

[hisuianhighlands]

I shouldn't even be surprised at this point 😞

Greetings, stranger-coincidentally-named-Melli! A pleasure to meet you!

[highlandlaments]

Hello, stranger. It’s… well enough that I’ve met you. I suppose.

[hisuianhighlands]

Don't mind Ingo's enthusiasm. He's just happy to be talking to someone new.

"Someone new"

Stop.

[highlandlaments]

Ingo..? As in, warden Ingo. Of the highlands? I do not mind, the enthusiasm is slightly charming.

[hisuianhighlands]

I KNEW IT I KNEW YOU WERE WARDEN MELLI

Don't be rude, Sumire! But yes, I am Warden Ingo.

[highlandlaments]

And how does that prove me as him? I am a historian after all, perhaps I’m just interested in the live subject of history.

Hello, Ingo, how are you doing? I hope you aren’t too busied With these… little annoyances.

[hisuianhighlands]

LITTLE ANNOYANCES?????

Like...plural? What did I do?

Things have been a little bit hectic, but I am doing alright. I'm not the sort to be derailed by small setbacks.

[highlandlaments]

You’ve done Enough.

I can bet! They seem… noisy. I’m glad, of course, you’re doing well. And not all to surprised, You’re always “set straight on your tracks” as you’d say.

[hisuianhighlands]

...forgive me, but if you're not Warden Melli, how do you know me exactly? And...if you are Warden Melli, I was under the presumption that you didn't particularly like me?

[highlandlaments]

I have never claimed to be a very good liar dear…. And have you heard of the multiverse? I doubt I am your Melli.

[hisuianhighlands]

Ah…that's right. Forgive me, I'm a little new to this...multiverse sort of thing. I especially wasn't aware it was so easy to communicate with those on parallel tracks like this.

We've only gotten access to rotomblr and stuff fairly recently. Since Ingo and Riley don't have phones, we just share mine! (also uh. sorry for annoying you, alternate melli!!!!!)

[highlandlaments]

It happens, think of it like a… station? Perhaps, a station where each person getting on the train is a different universe and the train is rotomblr itself. It does not matter where you come from, you can still get on the train. If that makes any sense, most of those words are nigh complete nonsense to me. One can only absorb so much through mad ramblings.

Makes sense, I suppose. It is fine, there are much more annoying people on this site that could be bothering me.

[hisuianhighlands]

...yes, that makes sense. I still don't...entirely remember what trains are, but that makes sense to me. Thank you, Melli.

You're...a lot more chill than the Melli we know. It's kinda jarring honestly 😅

[highlandlaments]

{IMAGE ID: a photo of the great marsh train}

This is a train, if it’s any help. There’s more types but I don’t care to go and look them up, I literally only had to turn around to take this photo. So.

Would you like me to be meaner? I could do that for you.

[hisuianhighlands]

Please don't be meaner :(

...........Ingo's been staring at the train photo without blinking by the way.

Apologies. It's just...very familiar to me. Somehow.

[highlandlaments]

Hmpf, we’ll see how I feel, little brat.

He does that, I could pick up one of those charming little model trains they have at the gift store for him. I’ve finished my work on the Mural for the day anyhow.

[hisuianhighlands]

I don't fully understand, what would you buy me a gift for?

And...you paint? That's a rather impressive skill to have! Bravo!

[highlandlaments]

Hm, why wouldn’t I? Is it wrong to send people things? I thought I was suppose to be nice to you all~

Of course I do! I have a great many skills of course. But it’s one of my best, my art is quite esteemed I’ll have you know!

[hisuianhighlands]

I don't doubt it. I suppose you did always seem like the crafty sort.

And...I am not opposed to the gifts, I'm moreso just confused. I don't really get those very often.

[highlandlaments]

Your so sweet to me~ of course it’s deserved I am amazing

And..? You deserve them, at least in the great Mellis mind. Which is the only mind that matters.

[hisuianhighlands]

...thank you. It means a lot to hear you say that, truthfully. 😊

INGO USING EMOJIS????? MELLI WHAT DID YOU DO

sumire dont interrupt them, its rude

[highlandlaments]

Of course dear.

It’s called constructive conversation, something I doubt you can understand.

[hisuianhighlands]

DEAR???????? WHAT D BMMMKHNNJKMMLLLL

Sorry, I'm taking her phone priviledges. You can continue.

...apologies. I don't know what's gotten into her.

[highlandlaments]

It’s of no problem, children do that sometimes. Though she’s quite the ill mannered one.

[hisuianhighlands]

She's actually usually rather level headed. I suppose I can understand where she's coming from, though. We're all fairly new to this..."speaking to people from other universes" sort of thing. Please don't take it personally.

[highlandlaments]

I suppose it’s fine, I can forgive for now. Though do try and get a handle on her, I know children are hard but I’m sure you can do it.

Try and deal it gracefully, like me~