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“I’LL HOLD THE PHONE, BUT NOT THE FUCK!”

- Silver

#silver #oocdnd #out of context dnd #dnd #mds #spec ops #mod laurel

“Laurel, you cunt!”

— Lyla

#dnd #oocdnd #out of context dnd #mod laurel #hds #lyla #laurel

“What am I supposed to do now?? The children are back there singing “Forever Cum”!

- Brim, distressed

#dnd #oocdnd #out of context #mod laurel #mds #brim #timekeeper

“Can I use my bonus action to yell at him again?”

— Arid, promptly followed by the DM answering: “no.”

#oocdnd #out of context dnd #dnd #mds #arid #dm #mod laurel

How many people have to die?

Kiln(NPC): 25.

Ileali(OOC): wait, how many?

DM: 25.

Ileali: ..... well, make that 24! *bolts toward death*

#dnd #oocdnd #out of context dnd #mds #dm #ileali #kiln(npc)#mod laurel

“Zingrind, you just killed a tank with an apple!”

— DM, appalled.

#dnd #oocdnd #out of context dnd #dm #zingrind #mds #timekeeper

DM: Why is there lettuce under my thumbnail?

#dm #dnd #oocdnd #out of context dnd #mds #mod god

Quinera: I would like to buy unconditional love

DM: ....oooh, that’s a lot....

#dnd #oocdnd #dm #quinera #mod laurel #mds #out of context dnd

“Minigun! Ptptptptptptptpt!”

- Rin and Kiko with their newly acquired mini guns

#dnd #oocdnd #out of context dnd #mds #mod laurel #rin #kiko

“Hey yo lil mama lemme whisper in your ear.”

Lyla’s player, out of character, at full volume halfway across the room.

#dnd #oocdnd #out of context dnd #mod laurel #mds #ooc

“Does the Lily Store sell alcohol? I need a drink after an axe just told me that he’s a pretty princess...”

- Fortitude

#fortitude #dnd #oocdnd #out of context and #mds #mod laurel

“You’re gonna hate me for this... THERE! ......I’m a coward.”

- Milo

#milo #dnd #oocdnd #out of context dnd #mds #mod laurel

“OXSKU NEEDS AN ADULT”

- Oxsku, the 40 year old lizard kin

#dnd #oocdnd #out of context dnd #mod laurel #mds #timekeepers

Levi: Levi's Levi's leave no one behind!

#levi #dnd #ooc dnd #out of context dnd #mds #mod god

Levi: I'm sorry we hurt you! Here's some pumpkin pie!

#levi #dm #oocdnd #out of context dnd #mds #mod god

Maxas: Are you serious?! Already?! Fine! Roll for initiative!

DM: W-wait... Alright, yeah.

#maxas #dnd #oocdnd #out of context dnd #mds #mod god

Levi *narrating himself*: He goes to knee her in the face! *rolls* AND SHE'S UNABLE TO RESIST!

#levi #dnd #oocdnd #out of context dnd #mds #mod god

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