INSTAGRAM @hiheydb uploaded a new photo 14 m ago.
deep in thought or passing gas? pt. 2
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INSTAGRAM @hiheydb uploaded a new photo 14 m ago.
deep in thought or passing gas? pt. 2
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âMaybe you just need to stay old school with R2-D2, Iâm sure if heâd really wanted to wield a lightsaber that droid could have. Potentially. I did, yeah, I went to see it with some of the lads the other day. Agreed, it exceeded my expectations, honestly. JJ Abrams killed it.â
âSee, but I have a special bond with BB-8. I too, have a deep love for Oscar Isaac. Did your pals like it? Honestly, I went in thinking I was gonna snooze, âcause Iâve never been a real big fan of the franchise. I tried to watch the movies when I was younger but I fell asleep every time. Yea, dude, he absolutely nailed it.â
âFair, good call. You sure you can handle a lightsaber with the whole rolling around thing, though? I can be Finn. Or Rey. Hell Iâll be Ren Iâm not fussy.â
âGood point. Iâll just go by BB-8, but keep my human extremities, then. Oh man, Ren, you are like my number one enemy then. Iâm guessing youâve seen the new movie, then, huh? Incredible, it was so good.â
âI will now only respond to being called BB-8. Also, wanna have a lightsaber duel?â
INSTAGRAM @hiheydb uploaded a new photo 5 m ago.
getting ready for tonightâs christmas eve show. COME SEE MY NEW COSTUME.
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âIs there a specific reason youâre standing within a one metre radius from me?â
âMy bracelet is caught on your shirt. Have you ever been hand cuffed? That is what this feels like. Hold on, I donât wanna tear a hole in your shirt.â
âWork was the actual worst today. Some customer left me four quarters as a tip for a thirty dollar meal. I canât live off of dollar tips and deal with awful peo.. âohmygod, I forgot to pay my phone bill. Nnghh.. dammit! Okay, its okay. Anyway, Iâm too young to be stressing out over money AND bills. I think Iâm just going to quit my job, grow a beard and join the circus. What do you think? Sounds pretty solid, right?â
âConsidering I work at the circus, youâve come to the right person. Alas, the bearded lady slot has already been filled. Got any other neat talents?â
@cindayrella: the holiday show is coming up and i JUST GOT A NEW COSTUME. (~:
âI do hope it stayed a consideration. The what rope? Oh donât worry, I wasnât getting my hopes up to begin with. Wager? Alright, so when I win, you have to cook dinner for me in nothing but an apron and a thong.
âIt did up until I tried on the shoes. My feet are too small, thereâs clown criteria, believe it or not. The tightrope. Small feet are preferred for that, so, here I am. You know what? Deal. But when you lose and IÂ win, youâve gottaâ cook dinner for me in nothing but an apron and a thong.â
âHaha, hilarious. Ever thought of being a comedian? At least youâre not as stupid as your jokes. But to answer your question, yes, I am challenging you to a fry eating competition.â
âYou know, I did consider being a clown at one point, yea. Stuck with the tightrope though. I have to admit that Iâm a bottle blonde, so there are some brains up there. Not much though, so donât get your hopes up, Iâm still a pretty big dumbass. Oh, dude, youâre on. I think we need to wager a bet, now.â
INSTAGRAM @hiheydb uploaded a new video 13m ago.
note to self: do no attempt to practice stunts when drunk. PSA: i need a new lamp
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âYouâre gloating about having just three large fries form McDonaldâs? Thatâs weak if you ask me.â
âWhoa, dude, be careful. Your eyes might roll outtaâ your head. Oh yea? Are you.. I think youâre challenging me in a fry eating competition. I think thatâs what this sounds like.â
Juliette laughed, and shook her head, âNo, no itâs fine! Thank you though, Iâd feel bad taking food I had no hand in acquiring,â Jules smiled and readjusted her bag strap, âJust a personal thought, but fuck everyone and totally walk home with five fries. I say do you boo, thereâs no need for that kind of negativity.âÂ
âListen, Iâm easy to please so like -- tell me a joke or something, and weâll call it even,â Day assured, nodding her head with a soft grin. She shifted the paper bag in her arms, âYouâre right, I shouldnât have cared and just gone for five. Ah, the taste of regret has arrived.â A small laugh echoed from her chest before extending her hand out to shake the brunetteâs, âMy nameâs Day.â
âThats nice to know. Are all those fries just for you?â
âYes. Yes they are. Unless you like, havenât eaten today or something, in which case I can give you one and stick with two.â
@cindayrella: why do i have to sleep why is sleep necessary sleep is dUMB, YOU MISS OUT ON THE WORLD WHEN YOU SLEEP
âThat sounds like a decent payoff. I mean.. I could just buy a bunch of bugs and release them in your apartment until summer comes around. If youâre already missing your Satan friends, that is.â
âOhoho, wow. Wow. Youâre devious, you know? Itâs always the quiet ones whoâll do that to you; gain your trust only to threaten you with a bug zoo when you least expect it. Iâm onto you, Caspar Hastings. Iâm on to you.â
Bella smiled and shrugged. âYour hair is gorgeous, give yourself some credit.â She said with a smile. âIâm BellaâŠâ She paused and grinned. âWould you want to come inside and have some pizza? I ordered too much.â
âYouâre far too kind, my spaghetti hair thanks you,â Day laughed a bit and shrugged. Her large green eyes lit up at the word pizza, a single dimpled grin complacent on her features. âWell, Bella, Iâd totally love to swap an order of fries for a slice of pizza. Thanks for the offer. Are you new around here? Or have I just been completely oblivious to my neighbors lately?â