I Can’t Add

Anayse//21//(she/her)//USA//MathBio//🏳️‍🌈

[thecryptkeeper]

academia? like the nut?

[explorersofsky]

i don’t care about kylo ren’s divorce

[valtsv]

lgbt person: hey check out this disgusting shirt i bought it's so ugly

every other lgbt person:

[valtsv]

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

me: *adds a spice that’s not in the recipe*

me: Chopped Kitchen here I come

[thebootydiaries]

beekeeper:*keeps bees*

bees:*is keep*

[sevenfactorial]

*reads homework question for the first time* well that sounds thoroughly unpleasant. okay

[kaumnyakte]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[captain-acab]

Coming out as a slave, and imma join the jedi

gotta make qui-gonn proud, because i’m way too old

it was only a sith, how did it end up like this

it was only a sith, it was only a sith

now she woke from her sleep

and i’m catching a cab

but my lead’s up in smoke

and she’s taking a stand

now mace windu is dead

im becoming a sith

and a hood’s on my head

but she’s clutching her neck, now

he takes off his dress, now

“we were bros”

i just got cooked, it’s killing me

i can’t feel my toes…

JEAAALOUSY, turned me into a machine

killing off all the jedi, choking out those who survive

but it’s just the PRICE I PAY, DESTINY IS ALL I SEEK

TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY

‘CAUSE I’M MR. DARK SIDE

[lukeskywalking]

noah fence but a rogue stormtrooper inciting a rebellion and then becoming a jedi is a way more compelling redemption story than a privileged white boy who murders his father in cold blood then pouts about it because he feels a little bad

[model-theory]

people be like "maths memes are a great way to learn maths"

people are wrong

[thisurlhasbeenleftasanexercise]

Math memes are a great way to realize how much math you already learned and now understand. It feels great to see math memes and Get It because it means you have actually comprehended and remember your math lessons

[spider-starry]

[jxmieclayton]

the mcu, the mickey cartoon universe

[corporationkills]

my dad bought honey. but did not get the one shaped like a sweet little bear. why do men rob me of the few chances of true joy in my life.

[animatedtext]

requested by dangergays

[okaywallflour]

1. get crush on girl

2. ????????

3. be girlfriends

4. get married

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

2. Talk to girl

[orangesodamayhem-deactivated202]

impossible

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[queen-studies]

I am :

○ a man

○ a woman

● a student

looking for :

○ a man

○ a woman

● snacks