han

any pronouns - adult - @sapphicstemstudies

[backstepping]

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[ring-bear]

Scully finally taking matters into her own hands.

[squirreljc2]

Imagine being so bad of a catholic that the pope publically says you’re the worst one and then promptly dies after meeting you in person

[lost-lycaon]

Mom trains me as a hunter in between naps.

[meirimerens]

it is so funny to me how i started learning english on my own age 10 because the manga i was reading was turning so so so bad i went to fan content to cope with how shit it was. and 15 years later this pays off as my boss tells me i'm an essential asset in the team as the only fluent english-speaker.

[mayorofnowhere]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

the difference between scrunge and gloopy is very important

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

HELP

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Reaching new levels of language

[eldar-of-zemlya]

In 2024, scientists discovered seven new species of frogs in Madagascar. Because the whistling sounds these species made resembled the sounds of communicators from the Star Trek universe, it was decided to name the species after the seven legendary captains: Boophis kirki, Boophis picardi, Boophis siskoi, Boophis janewayae, Boophis archeri, Boophis pikei, and Boophis burnhamae. [Source]

So, meet the Boophis kirki I needle-felted for this year's Winter Fandom Kombat! ✨

Link to the original post on AO3

[qabluna]

How has no one tagged the frog guy? @markscherz

[markscherz]

AHHHHHH THIS IS THE BEST THING!!!! Thank you @eldar-of-zemlya!

[markscherz]

YOU GUYS

BOOPHIS KIRKI WILL NOW LIVE IN MY OFFICE FOREVERRR!!

Thank you SOOO much, @eldar-of-zemlya!!

[trans]

the house md promo pic of house in a wedding dress with the sloppiest smeared makeup look. Literally what was the point of that

[trans]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[tgirl-thucydides]

one struggle

[museeeuuuum]

[huariqueje]

Earthbound - Greg Mort , 1993.

American, b. 1952 -

Watercolour on paper ,

[no-more-dead-dogs]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

[rosenkranz-does-things]

agent Mulder I think this is against FBI dress code (he's waiting for Scully to notice)

[hilariabaldwinsspanishaccent]

[underestimated-heroine]

How CAPTCHAs are Powering the Future’s Cars… and Drones

Have you ever stopped to wonder why, when attempting to enter a website, you are suddenly asked to prove your own humanity? And furthermore,

This is horrifyingly true.

[runcibility]

Revealed: a California city is training AI to spot homeless encampments

San Jose invited tech companies to mount cameras on a vehicle in what appears to be first-of-its-kind experiment

If you get a captcha asking you to identify the tents or the RV's, request a new captcha. Stop snitching now includes making sure you're logging in online ethically I guess?

[yaoiblackmold]

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

[gaytricorder]

this is my aesthetic:

[junglejim4322]

Listening and learning

[pissvortex]

I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website