My sex drive is honestly scary like I don’t chill

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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My sex drive is honestly scary like I don’t chill
5 year old realizing he’s going to be a big brother
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Do you want to talk about how underpaid teachers are?
I get paid $44,000 a year, give or take, which is actually higher than many districts in my area.
Assume, for a moment, that my job was…just babysitting. (It’s not, of course, but let’s assume.) And Let’s assume that I’m a REALLY REALLY cheap babysitter. Let’s say I charge $5 an hour per kid. Below minimum wage.
Let’s ASSUME that I’m only at school from 8am to 4pm. (I’m not. I’m really there from 7 to at LEAST 5, sometimes later, but we’ll assume.) So 8 hours a day, per kid.
Let’s ASSUME that I have an average of 25 kids in my room at a time. (I don’t. Last year my largest class was 29 students. The Science teachers regularly had in the mid 30s. But we’re assuming)
Let’s say that the only days I actually get paid are days when there are children in the classroom- 180. (Not including staff development or summer training or work I do on the weekends.)
$5 and hour X 8 hours a day x 25 kids at a time x 180 days in a year = $180,000
If I got paid $5 per hour per kid to baby sit, I should get $180,000.
I get $44,000.
Be nice to your teachers.
THIS shit is important. Reform this, not minimum wage
No. Reform BOTH. Put everyone on a basic universal income system. Raise the standard of living for everyone.
Yes, please, let's blame the police every time someone breaks the law & faces the consequences.
I’m so over people shaming police & saying their lives don’t matter.
Forever my baby, Ill never forget you, mika I love you
Nothing like a bunch of upper middle class white kids to tell you why you don’t need a gun for self defense.
PSA Tumblr needs to see
There are Black gun owners
There are LGBT gun owners (like me)
There are female gun owners
There are Latino gun owners
There are Asian gun owners
There are disabled gun owners
Quit painting gun owners as violent white male red-necks who have murder fantasies. There are people ON THIS VERY WEBSITE who fall into the above categories. Take a look in the gunblr tag sometime, you’re bound to find them having civil and nonviolent discussions with everyone else.
I miss the weekend already..
Hey tumblr!
I’m not a conservative by any means, but I think that tumblr needs to go back to some traditional values. I’m not talking about going to back to women not societally allowed to wear pants, I’m talking about basic things like:
Be nice to people.
Getting good grades is a good thing!
You’re not a cat hidden in a human body.
Going outside is good for you.
Being reclusive is not good for you.
Not everything is offensive!
Don’t use WebMD to diagnose yourself.
Being healthy is a good thing!
Needing trigger warnings for tiny things is a bad sign.
Not everyone will share your beliefs- embrace it!
Your life shouldn’t revolve around tumblr.
-Smoking is bad for you and doesnt look cool I don’t care what john green says
-having a mental illness is not a trend and is not fun
-being a little scared to ask a shopkeeper for something is not anxiety you little shits
-being upset sometimes is not depression you little shits
-school actually matters so try your best don’t give up on your grades just because someone on tumblr tells you they dont count
-having a happy and functional family and/or life does not mean you’re not allowed to be sad sometimes
-getting drunk to forget your problems is not a good habit
-cutting yourself is not beautiful or poetic
-you are not a special snowflake
Who the f#%@& thinks that getting good grades is a bad thing?!?!!?!
Not many people think it’s a bad thing, but there’s a line of thinking on tumblr that pretty much says that grades don’t matter. While grades aren’t necessarily indicative of intelligence, they still matter while you’re in school.
relationship goals: having one
The more you know
Right after this they did a test with a BMW 320 and the BMW kicked the Prius’ ass across Europe from an economy standpoint. It’s a placebo car for weak people.
I absolutely hate the Prius. It sucks at everything, looks terrible, and doesn’t do anything a normal car doesn’t better.
I’ll reblog anything that’s anti-Prius.
Not to mention, people who drive Prius’ are just downright horrible drivers.
Did a report on this in cc. It’s actually more environmentally damaging than a hummer. But hey, how can you argue getting 50+ miles to the gallon.
I loved this episode
Top Gear is my fave mainly bc of this shit. and it’s hilarious.
the U.S. one is subpar though.
Summary of tonight
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omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
This post is already more informative than most American sex ed classes.