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maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

here’s a new avi bc i haven’t been on here in a while (:

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OH MY GO D

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Hilarious

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Sheesh

harrygodzilla

The real reason for the eventual robot uprising

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

simonbitdiddle

The actual cause of the Omnic rising, humanity’s dick game ain’t shit.

deathcomes4u

Only the lesbians, bi’s and pans can save us now

simonbitdiddle

… That’d explain a lot of Overwatch.

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I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”

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Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them

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can we collectively learn what the fuck the term “gaslighting” means bc it’s not when someone disagrees with you

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what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?

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Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboy logic.

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SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON

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I reblogged this 4 minutes ago and I’ve already lost 10 followers. Goodbye fuckboys.

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

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Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things.

We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag.

Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of “Jeff” He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madison’s personality/policies/etc.

We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)

Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as “Thomas Jefferson.”

After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room.

I’m talking one of these babies but it’s like a 20 pack. To me it’s obviously that this is obviously proof that “inventor” of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dorm

My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison.

But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5′4″ and being 5′4″, I couldn’t even reach it jumping up and down.)

So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.

Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost “Jeff” which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.