very emotional and covered in cat hair

28, she/her, part time student, full time worrier.

[depsidase]

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Happy pride month to John Kramer who is canonically bisexual. And happy pride month to his apprentices who aren't canonically queer, but like look at them

[dailysnoopy]

[dailysnoopy]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[hijabbitch]

@librarycards

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[saetiate]

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

[tropiyas]

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

was so amused by this i sent this to my family group chat and i don’t think my dad really knew what to make of it

[ximenasbrokencd]

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[89cats]

(source)

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[callstoyoulikethewildgeese]

I know we already have a in-show joke about how iwtv reads like a telenovela but if you think about it it also has all the elements of a desi soap/Indian TV drama

Saas-Bahu (mother-in-law/ daughter-in-law) beef

Nand -Bhabi (Sister in laws) beef

Extended family that tries to kill you

Lovestruck hero who's torn between two girls

Dysfunctional arranged marriage

That one phuppo (auntie)

Bonus:

More Saas-Bahu drama

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet