The Sequel

Tengo 31 años. 🇨🇦 Si no es torta, no me importa. @sobbing-space-trash 🥵 (babe in my header)

[prinnay]

2016:

2026:

I'd like to think I improved a little bit over the last decade ;u;

[itsdappleagain]

[itsdappleagain]

people in my replies arguing for their fav white guy???

[7pleiades7]

La Source (The Spring), (Detail), (1856), by Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres (French, 1780 – 1867), oil on canvas, 163 cm (64 in) × 80 cm (31 in), Musée d’Orsay, Paris

[mysharona1987]

[lynati]

If the trash pickup people stop doing their job for two weeks you'd be throwing a fucking tantrum. Same for the janitors who keep your office spaces and bathrooms clean. (And that's before the various illnesses start to spread all over your city from the build up of pathogens.)

The people responsible keeping our spaces clean (and thus, mostly disease-free) should both be paid more AND thanked more.

[bogleech]

Garbage service is one of the ten deadliest jobs in the United States.

And police work isn't even on that list.

[fairycosmos]

a tumblr mutual is a kind of childhood best friend

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

id sell you all to barbary pirates if I had anything to gain from it.

[kalianos]

To the barbary wars it is then.

[godzillabreath]

Proud mirabilis with the unicorn horn

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[thatwelshartist]

I was looking up facts about Cormorants to find a title for this and found out about the liver bird a mythological creature from liverpool that is literally just a cormorant which I find kinda funny

anyway still think what to call this maybe UKAI

[autisticexpression2]

Wow, a nazi goy, how original. Please kill yourself, the world won't miss another nazi :)

[xenawpgallery]

[ghostlygreen-arts]

Tumblr safe-ish... edition. Extra on t w e e t e r

[silberonyx]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[hyxenagabrielle]

Xena Miss Amphipolis and Miss Artiphys have a heart to heart

[2.11 “Here She Comes … Miss Amphipolis”]

[hyxenagabrielle]

→ Requested by Anonymous

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: Joxer, you stink.

Joxer: Do you think Xena is going to be able to smell it?

Gabrielle: Are you kidding? She has a nose like a bloodhound. And breasts like a greek goddess.

Joxer:

Gabrielle:

Joxer: Gabrielle?

Gabrielle: I gotta go.

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: Gabrielle's not like the others. On the outside she's like a cute little lamb, but on the inside she's like a vicious killer lamb.