The Sequel

Tengo 31 años. 🇨🇦 Si no es torta, no me importa. @sobbing-space-trash is my gf so if you see me posting pics of some thicc latin babe, that's why.

[spanky15113]

[bugthingsdaily]

today's bug things are these metal pill bugs by Matt Noris!

[toiich]

Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979), dir. Werner Herzog

[image-plus-official]

Love Letter (2025), Rebeca Fleur [1140 x 1623]

[micahulrichdraws]

NEW LIMITED TIME SALE! My hand-signed “Warden” & “Guardian” Small Art Prints are now discounted while supplies last! You can check ‘em out in my web shop (in my bio)! ❤️

[autisticexpression2]

You must picture the fattest woman you have ever seen in the skimpiest bikini imaginable.

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[renixie]

random guy at the river was already off to a bad start when he told my wife and I to smile but he really sealed the deal when he reacted to finding out we were married by saying "oh Jesus Christ"

[renixie]

overheard him talking to another dude at the bus stop and he seemed to be proselytizing so maybe he was not trying to hit on us but rather preach at us. not sure which is worse actually.

[niraves]

[drax-the-vampire-king]

No better feeling

[aggressive-ninja]

How do I fuck my favourite mutual?

[autisticexpression2]

DM them and start a conversation about the properties of her blorbo's cum.

It worked with @sobbing-space-trash

[scienceskink]

Ceratosaurus, probably the most punk looking dinosaur

[princess-kittyxoxo]

CashApp | Ko-fi

[whowhatwearlook]

[redstonedust]

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

[redstonedust]

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

[negativesanchez]

[inspirationpainting]

John la Gatta (1894, 1977 Italian-American illustrator) Teacup Girl 1930

[beautifulbaligirls]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy, can you count to one million?

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