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@hike-the-dad
I want to hold a boy down and pound him so hard that he cries, leave bruises and scratches all over him while I whisper in his ear and call him my baby boy and tell him how good hes being
I want to be sickeningly sweet while I make it so my boy can’t walk for a week
“Who wants a souvenir!?”
“We’re back! And we brought souvenirs!”
Stella Grafle and her dad Hike are finally back from their 6 months trip to Germany to visit Stella’s mum. And they brought souvenirs for all their new friends in the cul-de-sac!
This is basically an announcement that Hike’s blog is officially back from his hiatus. Feel free to hit me up, if you want to RP with my mess of a dad! Or if you just wanna talk dads with me!
- Kaimun
IMPORTANT: Do I owe you a thread?
To make a considerable dent in my drafts again, I plan on scheduling tomorrow, Friday, 19th as an “offline writing day”. Those who know me longer, already know what that’s about. So they can skip the next paragraph and just read the last part. Everybody else get a brief explanation now.
An offline writing day, aka #OWD is when I cut off any internet-communication (that includes disc*rd and IM) and only focus on writing replies for my drafted threads for a preset amount of time (usually 6-8hrs). That usually assures that I get up to 30+ thread-replies done in one day and therefore is a good way for me, to clear out backlog. The replies don’t get posted immediately but set up in a queue, that starts posting the next day. Which is a measurement to avoid getting overwhelmed with reply-spam again.
This #OWD includes all my muses. So I will reblog this post on all my blogs now. In order to speed up the process and not waste time on having to dig through my activity-feed I request your help. Pls send me via IM, or submit, or ask the link to your own last reply, where I’m owing the next reply. Thank you!!!
I’m pretty sure everyone in the Cul-de-sac hates me and I really don’t know why.
“But... that is not true.”
obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
“you inspire me to create more.”
non-physical compliment | Accepting
“O-oh!”
Hike wasn’t sure how to take this compliment. So instead, he chose to fiddle with the napkin in his hands.
“W-well, I’m glad to be an inspiration. I’m certain the work, you will create, will impress many.”
Kai’s Emergency Bust-Sketch Commissions
So, due to various bills, my account ended up being overdrawn and I would really like to avoid my fees for being overdrawn to keep piling up.
So, I decided to open up some emergency commission slots.
The prices in the examples shown above are all for colored bust sketches: 10,- € for one character, 15,- € for two characters. You can pick the background-color, too.
These prices are only available for the next 5 commission-slots. So first come, first serve.
Open Slots: 5
Rules: - payment in advance - I only accept paypal - I don’t draw incest/pedophilia/gore/non-con/dub-con - if you want me to draw your OCs, or book characters, I need you to give me exhaustive descriptions, I can work with - I cannot draw furries/anthros or robots (Sorry! ûu) But I can design a humanoid version of those, if you wish - I will send you the digital file via email - if you want to order a commission, you can send me an ask, or contact me via IM (or discord, if you have my contacts)
I cannot give a 100% guarantee, but for any order made before the 16th of December, I will try to finish the commission till the 24th of December. (That depends of course on how fast our communication goes too).
So if you want to order an affordable last-minute Christmas commission for a friend, now is your chance!
(For those, who can’t afford a full commission but still want to help me avoid getting charged enormous fees, my ko-fi is still up. Any donation helps a lot!!! Also signal boosting this post helps me a lot, too, of course.)
Shakespeare Inspired Starters:
“Self love is not as vile of a sin as self-negligence.”
“I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you’re unarmed.”
“You won’t find love where it doesn’t exist and you can’t hide love when it does exist.”
“You only know who you are now, not what you’ll become.”
“True love never runs smoothly.”
“I’m unworthy to follow you.”
“Even villains smile.”
“I have a method to my madness.”
“What are you reading?”
“Something smells rotten.”
“Even devils have the power to assume a pleasing shape.”
“You can’t take anything from me if I’m willing to part with everything.”
“All you can take from me is my life.”
“I’m unworthy to be with you.”
“It’s one thing to be tempted and another to let yourself give in to that temptation.”
“A friend is someone who knows who you are, where you have been, accepts what you’ve become, and still allows you to grow.”
“Let her/him sleep. When she/he wakes up, she’ll/he’ll move mountains.”
“Before you do amazing things, sometimes you have to mess up a little.”
“Nothing is good or bad. It’s your thoughts that make them this way.”
“The earth has music for those who listen.”
“I wouldn’t want it to be anyone else but you.”
“I would give everything I had for a drink right now.”
“Be true to yourself.”
“When sorrows come, they come not as single spies, but in battalions.”
“The miserable have no other medicine, but hope.”
“Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.”
“What’s done cannot be undone.”
“The meaning of life is to find your gift, but the purpose of life is to give it away.”
“When words fail, music speaks.”
“How do you like this play?”
“Should I live? Should I die?”
“Swear that you won’t say anything?”
“It’s better to be three hours too soon than a minute too late.”
“There is no darkness, but ignorance.”
“Love doesn’t look with the eyes. It looks with the mind.”
“Listen to all, but share with a few.”
“Laughing is worth the wrinkles.”
“But I pray.. why do I still get beaten?”
“It is not up to the stars to hold your destiny, but up to yourself.”
“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”
“You better endure me speaking my mind if you can’t, then close your ears.”
“Doubting leads to destruction.”
“Our doubts are traitors.”
“I wish the stars would hide their light so no one can see the darkness inside me.”
“He/she’s eating me out of house and home!”
“What’s in a name?”
“Be who you are, not what the world wants you to become.”
“Expectation is the root of all heartache.”
“It’s easy for people to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut.”
“Scars remind us that the past is real.”
“Mortals are fools.”
“No more ladies/gentlemen. No more.”
“It was told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. It meant nothing.”
“Though [NAME] is little, she/he is fierce.”
“Are you sure we’re awake?”
“To me, you are the world.”
“Take the pain and be perfect.”
“What did I do to deserve this mockery?”
“Why do you have to flaunt my insufficiency?”
“I see you’re in love by the look in your eye.”
“I can’t play a woman! My beard’s growing in!”
“Get out of here, you dwarf!”
“Why is it that when I curse [NAME], he/she gives me love?”
Muses I currently feel strongly and want to play:
Multifandom:
- Blarg the Ghast - The Varterral
Dragon Age:
- Imperial Divine Aelius - Shartan - Ser Alexander Reimhardt
Dream Daddy:
- Heiko Grafle (Dadsona)
I will reblog this on their respective blogs too. If you want to play with any one of them, hit me up via IM, either on their respective blogs, or here. I am 100% ready and willing to write you a starter, once we agreed on a scenario. You can also send me stuff from memes, I reblogged on those blogs for some easy first interactions, with “no strings attached”. Just if you want to turn those into longer multi-para threads, talk to me first.
Just, pls actually just hit me up, if you intend to play a couple back and forth decently fast. (Like once a day, or once every two days) Because I have limited thread-slots and I don’t want to waste them all on basically sleeping threads right now.
non-physical compliment starters
from this post / this post / this image / (and the last, less compliment-y ones are stuck in from misc places)
“you’re empowering.”
“i never thought fanny-packs could look so cool ‘til you.”
“you’re strong.”
“i’m so happy you exist.”
“it’s nice to see such kindness.”
“i hope we know each other for a long time.”
“i bet if brittney spears knew you, 2008 would have gone differently.”
“i would trust you with my passwords.”
“you call your grandmom the exact right amount.”
“you inspire me to be a better person.”
“your ideas matter.”
“you have great taste in ______.”
“you’re so fun to talk to.”
“i bet you’re amazing at chess.”
“i like your voice.”
“you’re a very warm-hearted person.”
“you’re very down to earth.”
“you have a beautiful soul.”
“you inspire me to become a better person.”
“i enjoy our conversations.”
“it’s good to see someone care so much.”
“you’re so understanding.”
“you matter a lot to me.”
“you’re important even if you don’t think so.”
“you’re intelligent.”
“your passion is contagious.”
“you’re so talented at _________.”
“i don’t get tired of you the way i get tired of other people.”
“i’m happy i stayed alive long enough to meet you.”
“your laughter is contagious.”
“you inspire me to create more.”
“you look at the sky like it’s a piece of art.”
“your music taste is bomb!”
“you’d be great at voicing audiobooks.”
“you’re my favourite person to call as soon as i wake up.”
“i’d give you my last profiterole.”
“i bet your parents are proud.”
“if i could knit, i’d knit you a sweater.”
“you give great hugs.”
“i want to talk to you about my favourite book.”
“i trust you to look after my dog.”
“you’re one tough cookie!”
“you can’t even begin to imagine how much i’ve missed you.”
“i just wanted to hear your voice.”
“you just made my day.”
“can you come over?”
“can i see you?”
“can i call you?”
“you’re so clever.”
“i’ve never met anyone who can do what you just did!”
“you can always make me laugh.”
“you’re such a good cook!”
“have you ever thought of doing this professionally?”
“i know i can rely on you.”
“i trust you.”
Why is everyone laughing at me, we’re all adults here! I’m asking serious questions!
I just want some company I’m lonely!
“I know, I shouldn’t talk, but if you want company, all you got to do is go to the people, who’s company you enjoy and ask them for it. You’re kind and sweet Joseph. I’m afraid, if you just offer yourself to random strangers, you’ll only get hurt. And then, I might have to curse someone.”
How do you use grindr?
Anyone wanna “hookup”?
Just for clarity the 🍆💦😩 kind of hookup.
“Joseph, please! There are safer ways to look for adventure. I’m not physically strong enough to protect you, if you end up gaining the attention of some criminal predator...”
”But- uh... if you are interested... I just finished my latest work. I’d be free for the night.”
-comes online to find @hisgoodending asking people for advice in finding one time hookups-
“...”
-carefully avoids to mention the concept of Cruising to him, because it’s too dangerous for a delicate flower, like Joseph-
it was funnier on my head
y e s
it’s very romantic
@hisgoodending Is this what you meant with “romantic date with whales”?
[hike-the-dad] “I like your enthusiasm.”
“I have to be enthusiastic. I have to be all giggles and smiles. If not, I’d probably kill somebody.” He laughs, but can sense Hike doesn’t find it funny.“Aha…heh…oof, uh. Sorry, that was kind of a dark joke wasn’t it?”
Hike blinked a bit surprised at Joseph's words, but then his expression turned to worried. "Are you-?" Alright? Now that would be a rather stupid question, considering. Choosing a different route, the artist spread his arms wide and asked in all seriousness: "Would you like a hug?"
