[thememedaddy]

[mywaysthehighway]

this could not hit harder if it tried

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[everythingfox]

“This pupper has 0% athletic skills, but he’s still 100% good boy”

(via)

[prydonianrenegade]

[musdomus]

Perfect!

[which-hat]

i just realized that Qifrey did the exact opposite of hoping a baby will save the marriage. maybe a kid will make us miserable. oops no wait i love the kid and you still love me. well maybe one more will do. maybe just one more. maybe just one m

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

[rynsketches]

post ch 88:

it was made with love!!! love is stored in the bugs!

Bonus

babygirl is STRESSED

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[funshinebf]

[aitsukipi]

An old poem

[somedeimi1]

Based on Rockwells

[mahgck]

hes ur “emotional support blorbo”??? girl he cant even emotionally support Himself

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Not ‘support’ as in ‘supportive’, ‘support’ as in ‘load-bearing’.

[mariacallous]

#oh he supports plenty of loads all right

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[bisexualadamparrish]

saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.

[rainebowevee]

Happy birthday little Brushbuddy! 🩷🥳🎊

[tibli]

literally what was the reason for her putting him in this slutty ass shirt. like tell me these aren't basically the same thing.

[tibli]

SHIRAHAMA STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!

[imreadingapplesauce]

prior to actually reading witch hat atelier i thought perhaps people were exaggerating the way qifrey and olruggio acted towards each other, imagine my delight when i finally crack open my volumes and find out that they really are just Like That

two husbands and their four adopted daughters and their pet ferret squirrel long