standing outside the fire

Hello. You can call me Pocket. Teacher with a robot spine. She/her. I have a queue going most of the day (pfp by owlf45)

[pocketramblr]

No Longer You (Reign of the Supermen/Return of Superman) Animatic

Ok so forgive the audio quality I made this on my phone but, uh, first time completing an animatic idea! Sometimes the brainrot gets you over the hump

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

a convo in the replies of a post where one of them is hidden because i blocked them and the other one makes a comment that i cant possibly understand due to how out of context it is is funny to me every single time

[atapi]

made these to cheer up my partner and she was in tears laughing at the imagery of speel and sheel

[taylornprice]

california butterflies!

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[dio-icarticaae]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), Superman - All Media Types, DCU Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Brain/Mallah (DCU), Brain & Mallah & James “Jimmy” Olsen, Brain & Mallah & Kon-El | Conner Kent Characters: Mallah (DCU), Brain (DCU), Kon-El | Conner Kent, James “Jimmy” Olsen Additional Tags: Crack, Mad Science, Project Cadmus (DCU), (the MAWS version of it AKA Mallah and The Brain), Intentional Baby Acquisiton Summary:

It started out rather simply, really. Mallah and The Brain were bored.

Or: Kon is still made by Cadmus in the MAWS universe, though it plays out fairly differently here.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[iamthepulta]

I'm getting tired of eating chicken soup all week, but it's been great because I can just cook the chicken on the bottom of the pot, successively add vegetables based on their cook time, and I dirty just the pot, the knife, and the cutting board.

Do y'all have any low-effort, low-cost soup suggestions for the week?

[thelordgrey]

Chickpea Harissa Soup

In its most basic form, cook some onion + garlic in some olive oil, then add 2 cans of chickpeas (with the liquid!) into the pot + harissa paste to taste + broth/stock/bouillon + whatever vegetables you would additionally like. Finish with lemon juice if desired. I usually serve with egg (poached directly in the soup) + hearty bread but that’s not required ofc.

[thefibrarchaeologist]

I like a mushroom and pearl barley soup, even though it takes a little bit of cooking time.

Fry an onion in oil, add sliced mushrooms + salt, fry until the mushrooms shrink a bit (plus more oil, if the pot goes to dry). Add garlic, pepper, thyme or other herbs, cook for another minute or so, then add broth (vegetable or meat, either works) and the pearl barley, about 50 grams per portion. Probably around a quarter cup? I measure mine with a Turkish tea glass, that looks about right in terms of size. Boil until the barley is tender - the one I have currently is coarsely milled instead of whole grains and will take around half an hour.

[dubiousculturalartifact]

Curried lentil soup, where you fry up some onion, ginger, and garlic, add a generous amount of the curry seasoning of your choosing (Indian curry paste, thai curry paste, curry powder, etc), then add in some carrots, fry a little longer. Add maybe 3-4 cups of stock (if you're using a very salty stock and a saltier curry paste, thin a little with water, if you're using curry powder, taste at the end and add salt if needed) and a cup or so of red lentils (double it if you're planning on a big pot and lots of leftovers), cook on an enthusiastic simmer until the lentils are soft, maybe 15-20 minutes. Add some chopped green vegetables like kale, spinach, etc (I like the individually frozen cubes you can get, they're a great thing to keep in the freezer and chuck into stuff for added nutrition) in the last few minutes of cooking, if you've got them, and a generous spoonful or two of lemon or lime juice right before serving (I usually go for lemon if Indian curry seasonings, lime if Thai). It's a very forgiving base recipe and good for using up what you have. If you've got some yams or potatoes, that's good to add some small cubed ones in when you add the lentils and stock. If you don't have any green vegetables, it works well without. If you've got cabbage or bell peppers, add some in in the same stage when you're frying the carrots. If you want some extra protein, peanut butter is good in here as well and adds extra creaminess. If you've got some coconut milk that's a great thing to add, too. Tomatoes or tomato paste, can also be added if you like em, use a lil less citrus if you're doing that. For a slightly sweeter variant you can add some chopped apples. If you don't have lemon juice or lime juice, a dash of a nicely flavoured vinegar is good too, like apple cider or white wine vinegar.

[jackhawksmoor]

Sausage, Goat Cheese, and Winter Squash soup. It's legit got five ingredients and is insanely good

cut 2 winter squash in half (any squash that isn't spaghetti squash, butternut, or summer squash will do) and put them in the oven for about an hour (or until the squash is soft) at 350. Fry up 1lb of breakfast sausage and a chopped white onion. Get a pot, put in 2 containers of chicken stock (64oz), the breakfast sausage/onions, and the scooped-out inside of the squash. Simmer lightly for 15min. Mash up any big chunks of the squash that are still left, then add goat cheese to taste.

[cat-the-comet]

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

[7pleiades7]

Sleeping Beauty (Dornröschen) (1864) by Bertha Froriep (German, 1833 – 1920), signed and dated Froriep 1864, oil on canvas, 71.5 x 62 cm 28.1 x 24.4 in), Private Collection

[monokumasans]

The way grace talks about his students is so cute omg

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

cuties!!!!

also Wally hearing that his best friend got dumped and showed up to console the woman who did the dumping is so funny. they're friends!! they love each other!! they even bitch about Bruce together!!

from Nightwing #88 (2004)

[mousidy]

sorry, but you were socialized christian. I just can't trust you in a trans space

[mousidy]

they literally taught you that trans people were subhuman and that you were better than them. I don't know if you can be trusted around other trans people

[mousidy]

they scapegoated and abused you for showing signs of transness? uh... no? christianity is the most privileged religion there is. stop whining

[mousidy]

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[nosnexus]

Another little treat for the @d20exchange! This time, Rosamund du prix for @remidyal

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me