[jade-lop]

[whorat-deactivated20230419]

gently cupping your lovers face as you press your foreheads together, eyes closed, all is quiet except your shallow breaths and your pounding heart

it feels like you are the only people on the planet and there is no feeling more intimate

[witheringfeelings]

What would I laid down on thy chest and wrapped mine arms around thy neck, straddling thy hips, kissing thou till we were both out of breath, all the while whispering sweet things thee 'I decree to remind thou that I love thou with mine entire heart and would ne'r leave thou for aught? And we were both boys?

haha I jest... 'lest?

[hillrot]

follow your new waifu

//*wifes*

[tree-frog-kids]

[rp--meme--dump]

( ░ ❛ dear evan hansen → the sentence meme

*feel free to change any of the pronouns/names from the quotes to fit your muses. warning a couple of quotes are nsfw

❝ Can we try to have an optimistic outlook, huh? ❞

❝ Can we buck up just enough to see the world won’t fall apart? ❞

❝ Another stumble as I’m reaching for the right thing to say ❞

❝ Anybody maybe happen to know how the hell to do this? ❞

❝ I don’t know if you can tell but this is me just pretending to know ❞

❝ Another masterful attempt ends with disaster ❞

❝ On the outside, always looking in ❞

❝ We start with stars in our eyes. We start believing that we belong ❞

❝ And no one tells you where you went wrong ❞

❝ When you’re falling in a forest and there’s nobody around do you ever really crash, or even make a sound? ❞

❝ We pick a spot and shoot the breeze like buddies do, quoting songs by our favorite bands, telling jokes no one understands. Except us two ❞

❝ Feels like we could go on for forever this way. Two friends on a perfect day ❞

❝ We walk a while and talk about the things we’ll do when we get out of school. Bike the Appalachian trail or write a book or learn to sail? ❞

❝ There’s nothing that we can’t discuss like girls we wish would notice us but never do ❞

❝ There’s nowhere else I’d rather be ❞

❝ We’ve been way too out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don’t talk that much ❞

❝ But I should tell you that I think of you each night I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight ❞

❝ I’ve gotta tell you, life without you has been hard ❞

❝ Kinky! ❞

❝ And I miss talking about life and other stuff ❞

❝ I love my parents but each day’s another fight ❞

❝ I’ll take your advice. I’ll try to be more nice, I’ll turn it around. Wait and see ❞

❝ ‘Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention ❞

❝ I’m sending pictures of the most amazing trees ❞

❝ Dude, I’m proud of you just keep pushing through ❞

❝ Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond ❞

❝ I could curl up and hide in my room. There in my bed, still sobbing tomorrow, I could give in to all of the gloom ❞

❝ Why should I have a heavy heart? ❞

❝ Why should I start to break in pieces? ❞

❝ Why should I go and fall apart for you? ❞

❝ I gave you the world, you threw it away ❞

❝ ‘Cause when the villains fall, the kingdoms never weep ❞

❝ After all you put me through, don’t say it wasn’t true that you were not the monster that I knew ❞

❝ There’s nothing like your smile, sort of subtle and perfect and real ❞

❝ You never knew how wonderful that smile could make someone feel ❞

❝ But we’re a million worlds apart and I don’t know how I would even start ❞

❝ And he wondered how you learned to dance like all the rest of the world isn’t there ❞

❝ Guys like you and me we’re just the losers who keep waiting to be seen, right? ❞

❝ No one deserves to be forgotten ❞

❝ If you never get around to doing some remarkable thing that doesn’t mean that you’re not worth remembering ❞

❝ No one should flicker out or have any doubt that it matters that they are here ❞

❝ Have you ever felt like nobody was there? Have you ever felt forgotten in the middle of nowhere? Have you ever felt like you could disappear? ❞

❝ ‘Cause when you don’t feel strong enough to stand you can reach out your hand and someone will coming running ❞

❝ There’s a place where we don’t have to feel unknown ❞

❝ I don’t need you to sell me on reasons to want you. I don’t need you to search for the proof that I should ❞

❝ I don’t need more reminders of all that’s been broken. I don’t need you to fix what I’d rather forget ❞

❝ What if it’s you and what if it’s me and what if that’s all that we need it to be and the rest of the world falls away? ❞

❝ But if you really see me if you like me for me and nothing else. Well, that’s all that I’ve wanted for longer that you could possibly know ❞

❝ So you found a place where the grass is greener and you jumped the fence to the other side. Is it good? ❞

❝ Well I hope you’re proud of your big decision. Yeah, I hope it’s all that you want and more ❞

❝ Well I’m sorry you had it rough and I’m sorry I’m not enough. Thank God they rescued you ❞

❝ Does it cross your mind to be slightly sorry? Do you even care that you might be wrong? ❞

❝ Well I hope you had a blast while you dragged me along ❞

❝ And you say what you need to say. And you play who you need to play. And if somebody’s in your way, crush them and leave them behind ❞

❝ All I need is some time to think but the boat is about to sink ❞

❝ So I just stand here sorry, searching for something to say ❞

❝ That’s not a worthy explanation. I know there is none. Nothing can make sense of all these things I’ve done ❞

❝ 'Cause what if everyone saw? What if everyone knew? Would they like what they saw? Or would they hate it too? ❞

❝ The house felt so big, and I felt so small ❞

❝ And I knew there would be moments that I’d miss. And I knew there would be space I couldn’t fill. And I knew I’d come up short a billion different ways ❞

❝ Dear Evan Hansen,​ today is going to be a good day. And here’s why: because today, today at least you’re you and—that’s enough.​ ❞

[rpmemes-galore]

John Mulaney Quotes   {Sentence Starters}

“That’s illegal.”

“And that’s my WIFE!”

“This is the height of luxury!”

“Your opinion doesn’t matter.”

“Shut up! You’re all gonna die!“

“Why?…Why do you do this…?“

“I’m new in town and it gets worse.“

“I lived like a goddamn ninja turtle.”

“Oh, we’re gonna freak out so bad.”

“I don’t look older, I just look worse.“

“You know how I’m filled with rage?”

“I need everyone to like me so much!”

“Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.“

“I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.”

“And I said ‘no’… You know, like a liar.”

“Adult life is already so goddamn weird.“

“First off, get out of here with your facts.”

“I think I can get them to budge, let’s go.”

“No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!”

“I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.“

“We were little goblins. We were terrible.”

“Now, we don’t have time to unpack all that.“

“Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.“

“I was just shiny, and dumb, and easy to trick.”

“I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.“

“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.“

“Brush your teeth, now BOOM, orange juice! That’s life.”

“Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.”

“ I’m so horny and angry all the time, and I have no outlet.“

“That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse.”

“She’s a dynamite bitch and she’s the best. She’s my hero.“

“In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”

“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child!”

“We started chanting, ‘McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s!‘“

“I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then, one day, I’ll die.“

“Then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.“

“Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die.”

“Just ‘cause you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting…”

“I look back on being 17 and think, ‘Oh my God, how did I not die?'”

“You are never too young to learn our national ‘no snitching’ policy.“

“You know those days when you’re like ‘this might as well happen’?”

“Something happened here. You hope it’s a miracle, but probably not.“

“Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.“

“And apparently I grabbed it, drank all of it, and said, ‘It’s perfume.’ And it was.“

“I try to stay optimistic… even though, I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.”

“I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself.“

“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them.”

“And everyone else joined in. A hundred drunk, white children yelling ‘fuck da police’!”

“I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.“

“My vibe is like, ‘hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you’.”

“I am very small and I have no money… so, you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”

“The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.”

“They terrify me to this day because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way.“

“I quit drinking because I used to drink too much… then I would black out and I would ruin parties.”

“If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them, that’s the worse word.”

“College was like a four-year game show called ‘Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?’“

“Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks, and I will totally kill that guy for you.”

“I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.“

[hillrot]

@winterfollows @paralianprince

I am in a rumble box of emotions because godric cannot possibly explain how one elf gets him and it certainly isn't his business to and dear lord Peter stop living up to your wretched name.

I remain soundly convinced that Godric does not raise his voice at kids. Exasperation, cursing, grumbles, yes sure. A fair share of "lord give me strength" nonsense. But so help him if Hal gets hurt....

He is a petty old bastard with a sharp tongue

[blackcatrph]

** villain / hero sentence starters

VILLAIN

“  every  story  needs  a  hero  and  a  villain.  ”

“  this  is  going  to  be  a  little  uncomfortable.  ”

“  do  you  know  what  i've  done ?  what  i  would  do  again  if  given  the  chance ?  ”  

“  i  can't  stop.  it's  what  i  am.  “

“  they  hate  what  they  cannot  control.  ”

“  the  only  difference  between  a  hero  and  a  villain,  is  who’s  telling  the  story.  ”

“  i  have  my  reasons  for  being  this  way.  ”

“  your  death  will  mean  nothing  to  them.  ”

“  kill  me.  go  on,  i  dare  you.  ”

“  i  don’t  think  you’ve  got  it  in  you.  you’re  like  a  little  dove,  never  wanting  to  get  your  hands  dirty.  ”

“  what  do  i  want  ?  i  want  to  see  the  world  burn.  i  want  to  see  a  new  world  born  from  it’s  ashes.  ”

“  one  day  i  will  kill  you.  and  you  can  be  safe  in  the  knowledge  that  you  will  have  deserved  it.  ”

“  fate  is  an  excuse  for  people  who  are  too  stupid  or  too  weak  to  make  their  own  future.  ”

“  let  you  go  ?  do  you  really  think  i’m  that  stupid ?  ”

“  i  could  keep  you  safe.  they’re  all  afraid  of  me. ”

“  ask  me  if  i  give  a  crap.  ”

“  you’re  playing  my  game  now.  ”

“  tell me;  would  you  kill  to  save  a  life ?  ”

“  what’s  more  important  to  you ?  their  life  or  your  reputation ?  ”

HERO

“  people  will  never  bleed  enough  to  fulfil  your  vision  of  justice.  ”

“  i  will  never  turn  my  back  on  people  who  need  me.  ”

“  i  don’t  need  to  be  saved.  ”

“  rebellions  are  built  on  hope.  ” 

“  i  will  win.  that’s  what  heroes  do.  ”

“  i  don’t  have  to  prove  anything  to  you.  ”

“  you  can’t  always  be  strong,  but  you  can  always  be  brave.  ”

“  i  will  catch  you.  i  will  bring  you  to  justice.  ”

“  once  there  is  blood  on  your  hands,  they  will  never  be  clean.  ”

“  don’t  carry  the  world  upon  your  shoulders.  ”

“  you  don’t  need  a  reason  to  save  people.  ”

“  i’m  not  a  hero.  ”

“  we  will  win.  ”

“  there’s  no  escape  this  time.  ”

“  i  really  don’t  want  to  fight.  ”

“  if  it  was  down  to  me  to  save  your  life,  would  you  trust  me  to  do  it ?  ”

“  i’ll  admit,  this  looks  bad.  ”

“  i’m  proud  of  what  i  am.  ”

“  i  know  my  value.  ”

“  you’re  wrong  about  them !  ”

“  let  them  go.  they  have  nothing  to  do  with  this  fight.  ”

“  it’s  not  too  late  to  change.  i  can  help  you.  ”

“  killing  me  will  not  end  this.  ” 

[mushfae]

[rpmemes-galore]

Hamilton — Say No to This  {Sentence Starters} {{nsfw}}

“I am ruined…”

“Say no to this.”

“You’re too kind, sir.”

“Please don’t go, sir!”

“This one’s mine, sir.”

“I hadn’t slept in a week.”

“I didn’t know any better!”

“Nobody needs to know…”

“I don’t know about any letter!”

“I know you are a man of honor.”

“Stop crying, goddamnit, get up!”

“I don’t have the means to go on.”

“And her body’s saying ‘hell yes’.”

“So, was your whole story a setup?”

“I’m so sorry to bother you at home.”

“Lord, show me how to say no to this.”

“But, my God, she looks so helpless…”

“She turned red, she led me to her bed.”

“There’s nothing like summer in the city.”

“I wish I could say that was the last time.”

“I said that last time. It became a pastime.”

“There’s trouble in the air, you can smell it.”

“Beating me, cheating me, mistreating me…”

“A month into this endeavor, I received a letter.”

“Uh-oh! You made the wrong sucker a cuckold!”

“If the price is right… if not I’m telling YOUR wife.”

“Just give him what he wants and you can have me!”

“You see, that was my WIFE who you decided to — !”

“’Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health…’”

“Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty.”

“But I don’t know where to go, and I came here all alone.”

“Half dressed, apologetic. A mess… she looked pathetic.”

[rpmemes-galore]

okay, so this is a little bit of a pet peeve, so just a quick, history-related rping note, specifically Victorian and Edwardian periods: 

CORSETS WERE NOT EVIL.  Very, very few women ever laced them tight enough to limit their breathing or cause any damage, they were few and far between and were seen as overzealous. Corsets were just full torso bras. Especially in mid to late Victorian times the outfits were heavy, involving layers of skirts, crinolines, bumrolls, and corsets were used to help support and distribute that weight. Women were still able to move around. Even working women and lower class women wore corsets and were still able to carry heavy objects, milk cows, ect.  And the teeny tiny waist was also a myth. The fashion plates of the time were exaggerated, drawn to reflect the illusion of the actual clothing. The hips were accentuated, and the bosom was accentuated using layering tricks and choices for colors and shades of fabric to give the illusion that the waist was tiny. If you look at actual pictures taken during the Victorian era, you can see that it’s only proportionately that the waist looks small and this was by design, to achieve the fashionable silhouette of the time.  

There were plenty of other REAL health issues that came from fashion during these periods.  Lead poisoning from makeup, radium in makeup, arsenic used to color dresses, or during the Edwardian era when there were hobble skirts that were dangerous because they were too tight to let women to walk  ( think Morticia Addams ) .. or even just general household dangers like gas not being well regulated in the home, arsenic used in wallpaper and books. A plea from your local fashion history nerd, pretty please stop using too tight corsets as an issue in your Victorian / Edwardian writing??? 

[rpmemes-galore]

A very freaking important note I forgot to mention, thanks to @washedupwolfbat  for bringing it up!!  Contrary to popular belief, there were some methods of photo editing during the time, too, so, yes, some of the images were also slightly doctored to make the waists look smaller. And don’t forget photography tricks, like posture, and framing, ect, that were also used to make the waists seem smaller, too!  It had nothing to do with the corsets!!!

[rpmemes-galore]

Plush  {Sentence Starters} {some nsfw}

“Can’t live with ‘em, can’t kill 'em, right?”

“It’s okay. It’s not like you mowed down a deaf kid while texting. This is fixable.”

“Hey! This is awkward, huh?”

“Yeah. You know, if he wasn’t gay I might just have to kill him.”

“You cherish her/him?”

“Yes. You can struggle but you can’t escape.”

“First time’s always free.”

“Whoever said I was gay? And what is gay, anyway?”

“Don’t worry. I won’t do anything - unless you want me to.”

“This is crazy. We have to go. C'mon.”

“What’s crazy? You and I make great music together and have even better sex?”

“In order to create, you have to embrace the dark side.”

“You fucking killed him!”

“I’ll do anything you want. I just want you to feel good.”

“I’m really good at keeping secrets.”

[mushfae]

[odonianpoet]

[lilithmemes]

𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃𝐒  𝐎𝐅  𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐘   :   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

with  birds  of  prey   having  come  out   ,   i  figured  i’d  make  a  meme  out  of  it.   i  can’t  promise  these  are  spoiler  free   ,   but  luckily   ,   it  won’t  spoil  that  much.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  needed.     please  remember  to  reblog  from  the  source  if  you  aren’t  going  to  send  something  in.

❛   they  say  if  you  wanna  tell  a  story  right  ,  you  gotta  start  at  the  beginning.   ❜

❛   i  was  the  brains  behind  some  of  mr.  j’s  biggest  stunts.   ❜

❛   it  was  time  for   (  city  here  )   to  meet  the  new   (  character  name  )   ,   so  i  really  put  myself  out  there.   ❜

❛   it’s  not  a  party  without  a  little  drama  ,  am  i  right  ?   ❜

❛   i  hadn’t  told  people  about  the  breakup  ,  but  you  have  to  understand  ,  being   ____ ‘s  girlfriend  /  boyfriend  gave  me  new  meaning.   ❜

❛   i  could  do  whatever  i  wanted  to  whoever  i  wanted.   ❜

❛   i  needed  to  find  a  way  to  show  the  world  that  i  cut  ties  for  good.   ❜

❛   lucky  for  me   ,   i  have  all  my  best  ideas  drunk.   ❜

❛   it  was  the  closure  i  needed.   ❜

❛   i  wanted  a  fresh  start.   the  chance  to  be  my  own  woman…   ❜

❛   do  you  know  who  i  am  ?   ❜

❛   she  just  updated  her  relationship  status.   sheis  about  to  find  out  that  a  lot  of  people  want  her  dead.   ❜

❛   is  that  a  snot  bubble  ?   eww  ,  gross.   ❜

❛   i  was  halfway  across town  ,  hungover  and  thinking  about  breakfast.   ❜

❛   turns  out  ,  i  wronged  a  lot  of  people.   ❜

❛   it  took  losing  something  i  truly  love  to  see  that  the  target  on  my  back  was  bigger  than  i  thought.   ❜

❛   hi  boys  !   meeting’s  over.   ❜

❛   i’m  about  to  own  this  city  ,  not  just  the  east.   ❜

❛   ____  has  been  singing  at  ____’s  club  for  the  last  several  years.   ❜

❛   and  for  the  first  time  in  a  long  time  ,  i’m  all  on  my  own.   it’s  great.   ❜

❛   i  don’t  need  your  help  ,  i  got  this.   ❜

❛   you  got  this  ?   no  wonder  everyone  hates  you.   ❜

❛   all  these  years  i  thought  she  was  just  a  pretty  face  with  a  great  set  of  lungs.   ❜

❛   people  don’t  kill  people  i  own  without  my  permission  !   ❜

❛   this  is  spectacular  news.   if  she  doesn’t  belong  to  him  ,  she  belongs  to  me.   ❜

❛   in  the  storytelling  business  ,  this  dummy  swallowing  that  diamond  is  a  complication.   a  complication  that  i  didn’t  need right  now.   ❜

❛   for  all  your  noise  and  luster  ,  you’re  just  a  surly  little  girl  with  no  one  to  protect  her.   ❜

❛   call  me  old  fashioned  ,  but  i  always  thought  the  guy  was  supposed  to  get  the  girl  a  diamond.   ❜

❛   no  cop  ever  gets  anything  done  until  they’re  suspended.   ❜

❛   this  next  bit  ain’t  very  pretty.   ❜

❛   does  she  always  talk  like  a  cop  out  of  a  bad  80s  movie  ?   ❜

❛   they  call themselves  birds  of  prey.   ❜

❛   i  call  them  dorky  little  do - gooders.   ❜

❛   hyenas  really  do  have  nine  lives.   ❜

❛   i  made  the  kid  my  apprentice  ,  call  me  a  softy.   i  dare  ya.   ❜

❛   do  you  know  what  a  harlequin  is  ?   a  harlequin’s  role  is  to  serve.   it’s  nothing  without  a  master.   and  no  one  gives  two  shits  who  we  are  beyond  that.   ❜

❛   none  of  us  are  walking  out  of  here  unless  we  work  together.   ❜

❛   isn’t  this  fun  ?   ❜

❛   it’s  just  like  a  sleepover    —   we  should  order  pizza  ,  make  cosmos  !   ❜

❛   i’m  the  one  they  should  be  scared  off.   ❜

❛   unless  we  all  wanna  die  very  unpleasant  deaths  ,  we’re  gonna  have  to  work  together.   ❜

❛   psychologically  speaking  ,  vengeance  rarely  brings  the  catharsis  we  hope  for.   ❜

❛   is  that  a  hyena  in  a  bathtub  ?   ❜

❛   i  named  him  bruce  after  that  hunky  wayne  guy.   ❜

❛   it’s  time  for  gotham  to  meet  the  birds  of  prey.   ❜

❛   i  don’t  have  rage  issues  !   ❜

❛   hey  !   i  know  that  guy  !   ❜

❛   i’m  about  to  learn  that  a  lot  of  people  want  me  dead.   ❜

❛   i’m  not  shopping  at  this  store.   i’m  robbing  this  store.   ❜

❛   paying  is  for  dummies  !   ❜

❛   fucking  fabulous  ,  if  you  ask  me.   ❜

❛   you  know  what  they  say   —   behind  every  successful  man  is  a  badass broad.   ❜

❛   who’s  having  a  good  time  ?   ❜

❛   i  told  you  she  had  a  killer  voice.   ❜

❛   aren’t  you  glad  you  wore  that  ?   sexy  and  bulletproof  !   ❜

❛   it’s  not  a  fucking  bow  and  arrow.   it’s  a  crossbow.   i’m  not  twelve.   ❜

❛   you  killed  my  sandwich  !   ❜

❛   i  stole  your  ring.   ❜

❛   why  don’t  i  own  the  crossbow  killer  ?   i  like  crossbows  !   ❜

❛   what  a  way  to  start  my  new  life   ——   the  perfect  egg  sandwich.   ❜

❛   oh  !   you’re  that  psycho  chick.   ❜

❛   if  he  gets  the  diamond  ,  he’ll  be  unstopable.   ❜

❛   if  you  want  boys  to  respect  you  ,  show  them  you’re  serious.   shoot  something  ,  blow  it  up  !   ❜

❛   i’m  sorry  ,  kid.   i’m  just  a  terrible  person  i  guess.   ❜

❛   that  is  childhood  trauma  right  there.   ❜

❛   you  made  me  want  to  be  a  less  terrible  person.   ❜

❛   i  underestimated  you  ,  and  i’m  sorry.   ❜

❛   i’m  used  to  it.   ❜

❛   here’s  the  thing  about  new  love  ,  you  have  to  feed  it.  ❜

❛   i  was  never  an  establishment  kind  of  gal.   ❜

❛   if  you  ever  watched  any  cop  show  ever   ,   you  know  this  is  when  shit  gets  real.   ❜

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           I am not sorry for who I had to become in order to survive.

- Haleir; fandomless Archfey OC - D&D, Dragon Age, Elder Scrolls, Witcher, Original Modern and Historical Fantasy + more - est. 2015 - Selective / mutuals only - Multi-ship / multi-verse - 13+ years of online roleplaying experience - Long para, short para, banter - Mun and muse are 30+ - Open to tumblr IMs, asks, and discord - Please read Rules + Bio before interacting

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