sweet dreams are made of memes

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Hello there… umm I followed you some time ago. Not to long. And I just wanted to see if you would like to rp with me. Not right now. Only if you have time. Just a question. If you do want to rp can I text you? Would that be alright? Just asking. Ok… bye for now? I think?

This isn’t actually an account I use to rp with, I just use it to post memes for others to reblog.

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( ░ ❛ soulmates au → wishlist

in a universe where everyone has a mark on their body that is unique to them and their soulmate(s) muse a meets their soulmate when muse b comes into their tattoo parlour looking to cover up their soulmark since they’re getting married. heartbroken but believing that it’s only right that they are the one to get rid of the mark muse a goes through with it and finds themselves being dragged into muse b’s friendship group. a couple weeks later muse b turns up at muse a’s door in tears, they’re fiancé having ended the relationship wanting to discover who they are away from muse b. whether they go straight into a relationship or its slow burn is up for decision

in a universe where when you meet eyes with your soulmate the whole world bursts into colour muse a wakes up and realises that their curtains are purple. they met their soulmate while drunk and can’t remember who they were. meanwhile muse b met their soulmate the previous night and forgot to get their number. a couple days later the pair are introduced by a mutual friend and muse b decides not to say anything when muse a doesn’t either. cue pining on both sides because muse a is starting to fall for someone they don’t think is their soulmate while muse b believes that their soulmate wants nothing to do with them

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( ░ ❛ garfunkel & oates → the sentence meme

H A N D J O B ,   B L A N D J O B   I   D O N ‘ T   U N D E R S T A N D   J O B

I've got a problem and I can't contain it

I'm the messed up child of a baby boomer

I was in the gifted class but a total late bloomer

Went from kissing to sex but never learned the rest

I feel more singled out than Chris Hardwick

I wanna give a handjob but I don't know how

How can I learn when you always make me stop?

2 9  /  3 1

For the first time in my life, I see it clearly I realize the power of being a woman

I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride

I got so much charisma and so many options

I'm holding out for someone who meets my standards

There's nobody left! I'm all alone!

Things unfold when they're supposed to

I   D O N ‘ T   K N O W   W H O   Y O U   A R E

Now am I an asshole or are you just boring?

'cause you're bland as fuck

I blame you

Hey, I think that question is pretty fair

You're overwhelming averageness is such a drag

T H I S   P A R T Y   T O O K   A   T U R N   F O R   T H E   D O U C H E

I'm liking the direction this night is going

Everyone around us looks fucking deranged

Please tell me what the hell happened here

I pity the fuckwad who messes with me

Yeah, I get metaphysical like fuckin' John Donne

Her heels are as clear as my intentions to bang her

Y O U   M E   A N D   S T E V E

You hold my hand underneath the table and I can’t disguise the way I feel

I could’ve wished a thousand wishes for this night

What’s the deal with your friend Steve--

I thought there was a chance we’d be alone

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( ░ ❛ age difference plots → wishlist

requested by anon. i’ve only put plots where both muses are of age and the older muse is not in a position of power over the younger because those kind of plots do not sit well with me.

muse a will be the younger one while muse b will be older.

muse a has run away from a toxic environment (family or relationship), just got in the car and didn’t stop until they ran out of gas in the middle of bloody nowhere. enter muse b who is the only person within ten miles and lives on their family farm alone. so muse a turns up in the middle of a storm because they got tired of waiting in the car for someone to find them. muse b lets them in and the two talk but muse b has to explain they don’t get another fuel delivery for a little while but that muse a is welcome to stay. so time passes feelings getting involved, lines blur and things get confusing because muse b is getting used to company and doesn’t want muse a to leave but muse a is preparing to leave as soon as the fuel delivery arrives not wanting to impose any longer but also doesn’t really want to leave.

when all but three of muse a’s students transfer class the day before term starts muse a is undeniably pissed and has to check out this other professor. standing at the back of the lecture hall when muse b walks in muse a suddenly thinks they know why their students transferred. meanwhile, muse b thinks that the student that had been at the back of their class is cocky but intelligent. cue misunderstandings and angst as muse a tries to flirt while muse b doesn’t know want to because they think muse a is a student.

muse a is an astronomer, who’s been in love with the moon for years and muse b is an incarnation of a lunar deity (take your pick) who has fallen in love with the mortal that gazes at them every night so comes to earth. cue muse a freaking out about the idea that muse b would find them, a middle age loner, attractive while muse b tries to calm them down because hey they’ve been around for centuries.

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( ░ ❛ alexander rybak → the sentence meme

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased from the song by Alexander Rybak. Feel free to change any of the pronouns from the quotes to fit your muses.

Years ago when I was younger I kinda liked a girl I knew

She was mine and we were sweethearts

That was then

I'm in love with a fairytale

Even though it hurts

Cause I don't care if I lose my mind

I'm already cursed

Every night we fell in love

No one else could make me sadder but no one else could lift me high above

I don't know what I was doing

Suddenly we fell apart

Nowadays I cannot find her but when I do we'll get a brand new start

Enjoy the small things

You know you've got a talent whatever it may be

So work your magic

Sing along with me

Step two: just roll with it

And you always try to warn me of the pretty girls out there

Now I finally learned my lesson

Love don't cost a thing.

Happiness is free for all just treat it like it's king.

Crying with a broken heart I was left all blue.

And now that you are gone I finally get a taste of freedom. Only problem is: I don't really want to be free

I don't wanna be abandoned

I don't want to curse your name

I don't wanna feel the sadness pretending that I'm still the same

I don't want to burn your letters

I don't want to face the truth

And I believed in this shallow romance

You scratched me like a perfume ad erasing all the feelings that I had

I don't wanna waste my youth

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( ░ ❛ professor marston and the wonder women → the sentence meme

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased from the film professor marston and the wonder women. Feel free to change any of the pronouns from the quotes to fit your muses.

❝ I'd like to remind you that I came here voluntarily. ❞

❝ Would you care to explain yourself? ❞

❝ What is normal? ❞

❝ I make a vow to you all to discover the truth of who we are. ❞

❝ I look forward to undertaking this adventure with you. ❞

❝ I'm smarter, more rigorous more accomplished than any of the so-called "men" in this department. ❞

❝ That is a load of horseshit. ❞

❝ Because I have a vagina? ❞

❝ Where did you hide the liquor? ❞

❝ Dear, we... we can't fuck in the laboratory like animals. ❞

❝ I'd appreciate it if you stop drooling. ❞

❝ Her beauty gives her an advantage over the other girls. ❞

❝ Beauty is an albatross. ❞

❝ I've chosen you. ❞

❝ She'll break your heart leave you eviscerated in a pile of your own expended semen and bile. ❞

❝ I'm your wife, not your jailer. ❞

❝ I find the human mind fascinating. ❞

❝ ...I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult you. ❞

❝ How are you going to learn anything at all about life if you refuse to live it? ❞

❝ No, Freud is full of shit. ❞

❝ Will you stop apologising? Do you know how many times a minute you apologise? ❞

❝ A woman must not be told how to use her freedom she must find out for herself. ❞

❝ What, she abandoned you? ❞

❝ Can't believe I let you talk me into this. ❞

❝ How'd it make you feel? ❞

❝ How did it make you feel? Watching me spank that girl... ❞

❝ Don't talk about me as if I were some test subject. I'm here. ❞

❝ Stop defending her like she's some wilting violet. ❞

❝ I happen to think there might be value to keeping one's thoughts to oneself. ❞

❝ That war was not heroic. ❞

❝ I was afraid I would always be in his shadow. ❞

❝ Because he respects me and he loves me and he's never boring. I didn't think I'd find those things in another man. ❞

❝ I see you in everything you do. I think you're magnificent. ❞

❝ I don't love him. ❞

❝ Don't take me for a fool, Olive. I'm many things, but I'm not a fool. ❞

❝ Whatever this is, was, it's over. ❞

❝ Get away from me. ❞

❝ It is important to me that young girls realise they have the power within themselves to create their own destiny. ❞

❝ You've been sad since she left? ❞

❝ Maybe I'm in love with her too. ❞

❝ She is beautiful, guileless, kind, pure of heart. ❞

❝ And you are brilliant, ferocious, hilarious and a grade-A bitch. ❞

❝ Together, you are the perfect woman. ❞

❝ Do you think it's possible to love two people at the same time? ❞

❝ We were thinking that we could confront whatever these emotions are together. ❞

❝ I'm open to having sex with you... ❞

❝ We miss you, Olive. ❞

❝ Oh, crap. Very well. If you... if you love this fellow, then... then we're happy for you. ❞

❝ Let's... let's forget the sex part. We can be friends, right? ❞

❝ I think you're decidedly not normal. ❞

❝ I think you long for an unconventional life. ❞

❝ I think she longs for your approval. ❞

❝ You cannot corrupt somebody with ideas. ❞

❝ It is ignorance that is corrupting. ❞

❝ I love her and I will fight for her. ❞

❝ What are you doing here? ❞

❝ Are you in love with me? ❞

❝ I'm flattered, I suppose. ❞

❝ I don’t know why I let you bait me like this. ❞

❝ Everybody knows, Olive. You haven't even bothered being discreet. ❞

❝ I want to be with you. ❞

❝ I want to be with both of you. ❞

❝ Do you not realise what has happened? We are ruined. All of us. ❞

❝ What kind of a world do you think we're living in? ❞

❝ We cannot be in love. ❞

❝ It is a fantasy, and we have to live in reality. And in this world and these lives, love... it doesn't matter. ❞

❝ We don't even have enough money to pay for the electricity. ❞

❝ I'm sorry, dear, but nobody gives a shit. ❞

❝ What a bitch. ❞

❝ Science is for everybody, for the greater good. ❞

❝ I don't see how my personal life is anyone's business. ❞

❝ What's wrong with being a secretary? ❞

❝ I do not care what most of America thinks. ❞

❝ We play roles all the time in everyday life, constantly. ❞

❝ Real life is full of pain and disappointment but fantasy, fantasy... is possibility. ❞

❝ We hurt the ones we love all the time with our words, our deeds. ❞

❝ Why the fuck don’t you mind? ❞

❝ When will you stop justifying the whims of your cock with science? ❞

❝ Is this what you really want? ❞

❝ Then put your hands behind your back. ❞

❝ I say this with all the compassion and truth in my heart. ❞

❝ Young boys must learn this if they are to grow up respecting powerful women. ❞

❝ You're gonna be all right. ❞

❝ What did you call us? ❞

❝ Ideas, thoughts... that's more powerful than force. ❞

❝ Are you blaming me for what happened? ❞

❝ You have to go. ❞

❝ Please don't do this. ❞

❝ Children are our great hope. ❞

❝ You don't speak for me. ❞

❝ I thought I knew everything. I thought love wasn't enough. ❞

❝ I cannot live without you. ❞

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Send a 👤 + character name for my dream fc for them

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send an emoji for an everyday headcanon

👜 - what's in their bag? 

👠 - favourite pair of shoes

👗 - first date outfit

⛑ - what did they want to be when they were younger?

🍤 - favourite food

🍺 - do they like to drink?

🍵 - what are they like when ill?

🏐 - do they play any sports?

🥇 - have they ever won anything? 

🎟 - favourite movie

🎼 - can they play a musical instrument

🏖 - dream holiday

🛏 - are they a morning person?

🎉 - best birthday party

📅 - does their personality match their star sign?

📙 - favourite subject at school

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Send me a song and I’ll make an oc based on it

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( ░ ❛ white collar au → wishlist

Muse A caught the infamous con artist, forger and thief Muse B after a three-year game of cat and mouse. Four years later, Muse B escapes from super max with only three months left on their sentence. Muse A once again finds Muse B and returns them to prison, only for Muse B to work out a deal with the FBI to help catch an organised crime boss, as long as Muse A is their handler.

Third Muse Addition: But working together is more frustrating than Muse A could have believed, and it doesn't help that Muse B has started an actual book club with Muse B's partner - Muse C.

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( ░ ❛ sentence starters for deaf/mute muses

For characters who are deaf (these would either be signed, written down, or spoken):

“Being deaf doesn’t automatically mean you can’t speak.”

“Most people aren’t completely deaf, so you don’t need to shout in my face.”

“I do know sign language.”

“I don’t know sign language.”

“Not everyone who knows sign language can speak to each other. There’s several different types of sign language. Most languages have their own versions.”

“I do have a hearing aide/cochlear implant, but it’s not a miracle cure.”

“I don’t wear hearing aides or cochlear implants, they’re not for me.”

“For the last time I don’t want a hearing aide/cochlear implant!”

“I can lipread some, but it isn’t that accurate.”

“Oh I’m sorry I didn’t realise that my ears drove the car.”

“Fair warning I sign while I drive the car, don’t worry its safe.”

“For the last time: I do not read braille. My eyes work fine.”

“Not all deaf people want to hear, you know.”

“Either you aren’t a virgin or vegetable, I can’t really guess from context.”

“Sometimes I just wish I could just be _. Not deaf. Not hearing. Just me.”

For characters interacting with deaf characters:

“I know the alphabet in sign language.”

“I’m sorry if my sign language isn’t very good.”

“Sign language is weird. How can hand movements be words?”

“I thought that being deaf means you can’t hear at all.”

“If you met up with a deaf person from… Australia or something, you’d be able to talk to each other, right? You’re so lucky that sign language is universal.”

“Wait, how can you be deaf and not know sign language?”

“Can you teach me to sign rude words?”

“How can you talk if you can’t hear what you’re saying?”

“You read braille, right?”

“Well what if I just talked really loud?”

“How did you get a driver’s license if you can’t hear?”

“Why wouldn’t you want a hearing aide/cochlear implant? Wouldn’t it make your life so much easier?”

For characters who are mute (these could either be signed or written down):

“Just because I can’t speak doesn’t mean I can’t hear.”

“There are multiple reasons for muteness. Some people don’t speak because of anxiety, some physically can’t… there’s a whole range of reasons.”

“Selective mutism doesn’t necessarily mean that I can’t speak at all. It just means that certain situations trigger me and make it hard to talk.”

“I hope they realise that just because they’re shouting it’s not going to somehow make me talk.”

“For some reason someone just got mad at me for giving them a note/using sign language. They said I should just speak up.”

“Selective mutism doesn’t just affect children.”

“I know __ just as well as you do, I just can’t physically speak it.”

“No, sign language isn’t just used by deaf people. It’s a way for anybody who can’t physically speak to not have to use their voice.”

For characters interacting with mute characters:

“I’ve only heard of selective mutism in children. Doesn’t it go away once you’re older?”

“Why were they screaming at you? They know that just because you don’t talk doesn’t mean you can’t hear, right?”

“Oh, I thought you have to not be able to hear to know sign language.”

“You can speak in some situations but not others? Why don’t you just speak all the time?”

“Dude, it’s cool. We can just text!”

“I’m sorry; do they honestly think you can’t talk because you’re stupid or something? It’s not like you don’t know __, you just can’t speak. That asshole.”

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( ░ ❛ kate nash → the sentence meme

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased from a couple different songs by Kate Nash. Feel free to change any of the pronouns from the quotes to fit your muses. Send in one of the following to see how my muse reacts:

F O U N D A T I O N S

You've got that look in your eye

Yeah, intelligent input darlin' why don't you just have another beer then?

And I know that I should let go, but I can't

You said I must eat so many lemons cause I am so bitter

I'd rather be with your friends mate cause they are much fitter

It gives me thrills to wind you up

You've gone and got so wasted, what a surprise

Oh my gosh, I cannot be bothered with this

Dear God, I hope I'm not stuck with this on

D I C K H E A D

Why're you being a dickhead for?

Stop being a dickhead

You're just fucking up situations

Think you know everything you really don't know nothing

I wish that you were more intelligent so you could see that what you are doing is so shitty

Thirty five people couldn't count on two hands the amount of times you made me stop. Stop and think why are you being such a dickhead for

My brain and my bones don't want to take this anymore

B I R D S

Girl you don't know how much I missed you but we'd better run cause I haven't got the funds to pay this fine

You look well nice

Come on boy tell me what you're thinking now don't be shy

All the stars up in the sky and the leaves in the trees. All the broken bits that make you jump up and grassy bits in between. All the matter in the world that's how much that I like you.

Let me try and explain again

Right, birds can fly so high and they can shit on your head. Yeah they can almost fly into your eye and make you feel so scared but when you look at them and you see that they're beautiful. That's how I feel about you

What are you talking about?

Thanks, I like you too

W E  G E T  O N

Simply knowing you exist ain't good enough for me but asking for your telephone number seems highly inappropriate

I can't even say hi when you walk by

I swear I've never felt this way about any other guy

And I don't usually notice people's eyes, but...

I think you thought that I was a bit of a twat

Whatever you'll find someone better his eyes were way too close together and we never even liked him from the start

Then he ain't worth your time cause you deserve a real nice guy

I don't ever dream about you and me. I don't ever make up stuff about us that would be classed as insanity

P U M P K I N  S O U P

You're chatting to me, like we connect but I don't even know if we're still friends

It's so confusing understanding you is making me not want to do the things that I know I should do

I hate looking like a fool

I just want your kiss boy

There's someone else inside my head living there to fill me with dread

Are we not, are we together? Will this make our lives much better?

I'm not in love I just wanna be touched

Now I messed up it's not the first time

I'm not saying you're not on my mind

N I C E S T  T H I NG

All I know is that you're so nice you're the nicest thing I've seen

I wish I was your favourite girl

I wish you thought I was the reason you are in the world

I wish my smile was your favorite kind of smile

I wish the way that I dressed was your favourite kind of style

I wish you'd hold my hand when I was upset

Basically, I wish that you loved me, I wish that you needed me.

I wish I was the last thing on your mind before you went to sleep

M E R R Y  H A P P Y

Don't tell me that you didn't try and check out my bum cause I know that you did cause your friend told me that you liked it

Don't you try to tell me that you never loved me

Yeah you make me merry, make me very very happy but you obviously, you didn't want to stick around

I can be alone

Thought we were so grown up

But I know now that we were not the people that we turned out to be

Chatting on the phone, can't take back those hours but I won't regret cause you can grow flowers from where dirt used to be

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( ░ ❛ oral gartland → the sentence meme

*feel free to change any of the pronouns/names from the quotes to fit your muses.

❝ We’re too young to know what love is. ❞

❝ Maybe youth is wasted on the young? ❞

❝ Come on show me what you made of ❞

❝ We're not damaged goods, maybe we're just lonely people ❞

❝ Now I feel like we're total strangers, so what? ❞

❝ Not sure I've got the heart for this ❞

❝ Do we have the time to justify all these sins we try to glorify? ❞

❝ I feel like we don't know who we are ❞

❝ Does it feel like losing control? ❞

❝ I feel like you're running away. Don't know why'd want you to stay ❞

❝ We keep our memories like souvenirs ❞

❝ When we were kids, did you think that it would all come back to this? ❞

❝ They know that we just don't wanna be forgotten ❞

❝ I know it's weird I think I admire your self-destruction but I'm entranced ❞

❝ I should forget but I won't sugarcoat this pain ❞

❝ I loved your words but then I learned sometimes they don't mean what they say ❞

❝ And it took you walking away just to learn that I'm not afraid to get my heart broken ❞

❝ I like to think that I am stronger now than I was before ❞

❝ We need to let the negativity slack and get the positivity back ❞

❝ I need a smile that isn't fake ❞

❝ I'm running, with my fake ID in my tights and I don't know wrong from right, I've been like this all my life ❞

❝ I’m looking in the mirror but that’s not me. It’s someone else who looks a little like me ❞

❝ It’s not safe to go out in the middle of the night ❞

❝ I wile away the weeks with a sour face knowing now that someone else has took my place ❞

❝ I wished for this i know but now i take it back ❞

❝ Now those old flaws seem like bliss ❞

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Secret Agents Muse A and Muse B have worked together for as long as they can remember despite working for different agencies, but what their agencies don’t know is that they’re more than just partners at work. On what should have been a routine mission things start to go array and they’re forced to blow the compound out but during their escape Muse B falls off a ledge, forcing Muse A to leave them or be blown up. 

Four years of grieving time and Muse A is back in the Secret Service, on their first mission they encounter an enemy, who in the time they have been gone as gained the title ‘Deadliest Person Alive’. As Muse A attempts to stop the arms deal from being made, the Deadliest Person Alive manages to escape.

With little information to go on it’s hard but Muse A finally manages to track down the Deadliest Person Alive but during their confrontation they are revealed to be Muse B, who didn’t actually die that mission four years ago and since then had been working on away to overthrow the world’s Secret Services. Before Muse B makes their escape they live Muse A with the choice to come after them or stop their plot?

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Ask the Mun for a Drabble/Fic of their Muse based on...

💋 - Their first kiss

☠️ - A near death experience

👓 🕶 - Their favorite memory with your Muse

🍧 - A silly scenario

💔 - A heartbreak

🖤 - The time they almost lost it completely

🐩 - Discovering their pet/favorite animal

🌈 - Their sexuality realization

🌪 - A quiet moment

⚡️ - A loud moment

🌚 - Their thoughts late at night

🌝 - Their thoughts early in the morning

🚨 - A terrifying scenario

⛺️ - Their first night away from their guardians

⛵️ - An accidental adventure

🔫 - A moment of crime

🎉 - A celebration

🎈 - Their most recent birthday

🎁 - An early birthday

💢 - A frustrating moment

🌠 - An idiotic scenario

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wishlist [ we once had a tree house ]

Muse a and muse b were childhood friends through their parents. Shy at first, the two quickly had built up a bubbling friendship as they were forced by their parents to spend time together. Spending their summer holidays swimming at a lake and having barbecues by each other’s cabins, they only met up when July was just around the corner and they traded textbooks and pencils for bathing suits and tree houses. But one summer, muse a’s family never arrived at the lake, and muse b was left confused and by their own. While muse b faithfully visited the lake on their summer holidays, muse a seemed to have disappeared out of their life. Now five years later, grown up and blossomed, muse a and their family finally show up at their cabin. Arriving to see a bewildered, and a quite surprised childhood friend of theirs.

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( ░ ❛ spies are forever → the sentence meme

*feel free to change any of the pronouns/names from the quotes to fit your muses.

❝ Once a spy, always a spy ❞

❝ It's time to show 'em what you got, be the hero, take the shot. ❞

❝ It's time to decide who will be saved, who do you trust, who do you betray? ❞

❝ Will you live to see tomorrow or die another day? ❞

❝ Eh, sounds like a snooze fest! ❞

❝ How did I get back here? I swore I'd never return. ❞

❝ Memories always seem to be, always haunting me, until I can't think. ❞

❝ Then I try, try to deny, I let him die! ❞

❝ Then I have another drink! Then another! Then another! Drink until I get my fix.  ❞

❝ If you could see what's become of me, what would you think? ❞

❝ They say do what you're good at and I'm good at this. ❞

❝ This is my calling and though it's appalling, I love making people bleed! ❞

❝ Although I may be hard on you, I'm only trying to help. ❞

❝ Just don't screw up and die on me, or I'll kill you myself. ❞

❝ You know you're like a son to me, I've felt that way forever. A total deadbeat son who needs to get his shit together. ❞

❝ Keep your eyes on the prize! ❞

❝ I need a vacation. ❞

❝ It's to shave that awful beard! You look homeless. ❞

❝ Hey, THIS is a GREAT beard!....right? ❞

❝ Oh, why don't you see me? Oh Curt, you're so dreamy... ❞

❝ Wake up Barb! Your feelings are entirely unprofessional. ❞

❝ Here, where lying is common place -- don't let them call your bluff ❞

❝ Sure, we've made some mistakes from small ones to great but did everyone have to get so mad? ❞

❝ Here's my verdict: no one's perfect ❞

❝ What the fuck is wrong with you people?! ❞

❝ I've been waiting for this moment for such a long time ❞

❝ Why don't you just kill me already? ❞

❝ Baron betrayed me, that bastard lied! ❞

❝ I've got to think about my family 'cause no one's looking out for me ❞

❝ It's not supposed to go like this! ❞

❝ So this is how the story ends! ❞

❝ What's your damage, man?! Come on, Curt, let's get going. ❞

❝ I heard he's so dumb he can't even read! ❞

❝ Just keep on smiling and put on a show. If you are lying, they don't have to know ❞

❝ Oh what a party! It's such a treat! Like pulling my toenails right off of my feet! ❞

❝ At the tender age of four, I was an instrument of war. ❞

❝ Sometimes I still hear them scream... ❞

❝ The only way to help them was to abandon them. ❞

❝ I thought I could be free and protect my family. ❞

❝ She's touching my hand... ❞

❝ He's looking kind of funny... ❞

❝ Wait, does she think I like her? ❞

❝ The very first time I saw you, three or four days ago, I have to admit, I liked you a bit. ❞

❝ And I can't refute, you looked pretty cute while you were tied to that chair. ❞

❝ Just go with it and don't ask why. I guess we're doing this... ❞

❝ Did he really just use that line? ❞

❝ Did I just use that line? ❞

❝ I'm...you're not my type. ❞

❝ That was not a good kiss. I don't mean to offend. ❞

❝ Deal. I'm happy to have you as my friend. ❞

❝ I used to think I could do this by myself ❞

❝ If I feel weak I know you'll pick up my slack. If you fall, you know i got your back ❞

❝ Try to keep up guys, you're such light weights ❞

❝ This is for... uhh I forgot what I was going to say... ❞

❝ I'm invincible! Where's my whisky? ❞

❝ Haha typical Curt, pretend to be a hero again ❞

❝ Typical jerk! ❞

❝ What happened to the man I knew ❞

❝ Feelin' a lot of deja vu again ❞

❝ Revenge is going to taste so sweet ❞

❝ You know you broke my heart ❞

❝ I liked you better when you were dead ❞