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listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top
Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.
I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor if he tried.
He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following
"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"
Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"
My last Guy post so i'm just going to drop the rest of opinions i got from him during my time working there (i was the only one who asked for his thoughts and he loved giving them). Plua bonus fun facts
- women should obviously be allowed to vote because "it's not fair they could get out of it like that." He got very mad at the idea, as if it was somehow an issue because women wanted to have it easy and be lazy
- he believed watching porn is the same as getting cucked. When asked for further elaboration, he claimed the best way to jerk off is "like a fidget thing when you're doing something else. Like watching football. It's not a big deal."
- i'm like 100% sure he might've been asexual because he was very vocal about not dating or having sex with women 'anymore'. He "tried it a few times and it was just kinda gross and sweaty, people have to lie about how good it is or something". Also said he wasn't gay because men made him feel nothing anyway.
- i've never met a man this angry in my life, he cooked with passion but his passion was out of pure rage. He smoked like a chimney but never in the kitchen. Let us steal snacks and desserts whenever he got angry at our boss.
- i've never learnt his opinions on any racial issues because the moment someone would bring up race he'd go on a rant about how much he hated that our race is called "white" because "beige is also a color" and "he didn't get a tan just to be still called white".
- he had a rescue cat named Tomcat (or my language's word for a male cat) which was a girl when he got it, but he got her sterilized and that meant she wasnt a girl anymore apparently. Also he claimed a girl cat wouldn't want to watch football with him but 'he' does and that clearly just makes 'him' a eunuch, "or whatever that third thing is. Binarless. Whatever. You know."
- he said he lives off of fast food and takeout and beer because he had enough of cooking at work and that the only reason he has pots and pans at home is to cook for Tomcat. he was convinced processed cat food was the reason housecats got cancer.
- i'm pretty sure all he did in life was watch football, go to work, go to the gym, and learnt Ukrainian online, because our other cook was a ukranian woman who would often speak to her friends on the phone in Ukrainian and he was so sure they were talking shit about him. She told me that they indeed were. By the time i worked there he's been learning it for about ten months and they would sometimes got in screaming matches with eachother in a mix of Ukrainian and our language. They hated eachother but when her abusive ex came to us to talk to her he'd yell at him until he left because apparently the guy owed him forty bucks.
- a coworker once complained about a painful period and he chimed in to say that if he were a woman he'd just get pregnant to not have to deal with that. He was very convinced that pregnant women are treated better by society and that if you give a kid up for adoption you get paid for it. When asked about how he'd deal with all the issues pregnancy can give you, he thought for a long moment and say that he doesnt even like beer that much and could probably give it up for that, cause he's not stupid enough to want a period.
He was a pretty shitty person and very unlikable but honestly I have to respect that type of hatred for the world that he carried. Also fascinating opinions and I am grateful i got to study him in his natural environment.
Apparently this is a universal experience because yeah all of our cooks were.... out there, even if Guy was the most.
It was a small restaurant/bar, we only had three cooks and they would sometimes work solo or all together if it was a busy day. No HR and only our boss to complain to, who was nice but gave us all a lot of leeway as long as we made money and didn't have the cops called.
We had the Guy, the ukrainian lady, and Big Guy who was 6'5 bear of a conspiracy theorist and ignored me whenever i tried to talk to him because I wasn't a permanent employee. None of them got along, our Guy was scared of Big Guy, BG didn't speak to him except for the kitchen stuff, and they would both argue to the point of screaming with Lady (who was actually pretty chill. trying her best to be an ally but she did have the spirit. Would make us take shots during rush hour for courage).
The argument of theirs I remember best was them talking shit about an obviously trans woman whom none of them liked because she would order her salad 'weird' (after she left). They all had the same negative opinion of her but still almost got in a three-way fistfight after the BG called her a man offhandedly
Lady: "That he is a woman, (BG)" Guy: "When have you ever seen a dude bitch about the leaves being too big?? Which normal person would even notice that. She even left the skin (on the salmon that was included), why do I even bother crispying it if noone's gonna-" BG: "I don't care if it says it's a man or a woman, it's a bitch is what it is, hey you" (aimed at me) "next time a freak asks for accommodations you tell them no or someone is spitting in it" (and i'm pretty sure he meant 'freak' as in 'freak who orders like that' and not 'trans person' but yknow. you never know)
Then Lady screamed at him that nobody is spitting in anyone's food in her kitchen, Guy got upset about her calling the kitchen hers and started yelling at her, she started yelling back, Big Guy rolled his eyes and went to smoke in the women's bathroom (a single toilet stall) and I had to go deal with costumers who were trying to steal one of our tables outside so i missed how it ended but they both pulled me aside during the next week to complain about the other.
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i wish ur blog was worse because i really almost blocked u for that long ass fucking horse post oh my god
thank u
i finally got to the "you manipulative bitch" scene and oh boy it did not disappoint
NORMAL RELATIONSHIP
I love how Wilson said “I don’t sleep with married men,” because now my mind is here like “but you do sleep with men, right?”
Anyways, I hope you are all having a wonderful day! Xx
halloween house md ep. they treat a patient who looks like they got bit by a vampire. somehow house knows enough about twilight to make more than one comment. he comes in the next day in a "team edward" shirt. thirteen wears cat ears. house makes a moderately homophobic "you are what you eat" joke. the patient actually got bit by a rat whom house let loose in the hospital to prank wilson. the rat also bites through house's cane.
the synchronization between them is mad
happy wilson wednesday heres some shitty pre class doodles
sketched a coupla homos 💖🫶🏼
gonna carry these three around in my pockets for safe keeping
polyamory would've saved them
house md so wonderful and brilliant because it is simultaneously the heaviest, darkest, most serious show about love and loss and how trauma shapes people and the most unhinged thing you'll ever experience.
