himbitch

hopepilled lovemaxxer

[himbirch]

valentine | himbitch | hb

he/it

adult

queer + aroace

the spam reblogger ever

get your woke up get your hope up

FREAK!!!! BE YOURSELF FOREVER!!!!!

ANTI GENERATIVE AI!!!!! I LOVE HUMANITY AND COMMUNITY AND ART AND LOVE AND BREATHING AND REACHING OUT AND SMILING AND NATURE AND CLEAN WATER AND BEING ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE

fair warning that i do occasionally post or reblog gore (in art or literature), mentions of death, slurs, or other triggering subjects

FREQUENT FREAKAZOID ON SUCH PLATFORMS AS

ao3! (mostly angst): s_i_l_l_l_y

artfight!! : himbitch

do nottt feed my shit to AI or be an asshole or a bigot i will kill you with 20000 knives

I LOVE MY WIVES!!!!!!!!! FOLLOW THEM!!!!!!! @juniboba @meowtasticbread and @volarity1 !!!!!!!

Note: I have not decided what to do with my fics yet but feel free to dm me if you want to know how they would’ve ended. Thanks for reading them, it means the world to me.

[hymnism]

[moss-indie]

[Project Hail Mary spoilers]

Eva Stratt who insisted on being the first to be tested for the comatose gene

Eva Stratt who made sure the ship computer knew the crew's exact coffee orders, even Grace, down to the most precise measurements

Eva Stratt who illegally acquired thousands of video games for the hail mary crew, despite the fact they'd be in a coma for the majority of the trip

Eva Stratt who sent a school teacher into space because she knew he was a fundamentally good man

Eva Stratt who would betray the closest thing she had to a friend because she knew there was no other choice

Eva Stratt who would do anything to save the Earth, no matter the cost

Eva Stratt who desperately wished she could be the one to make the sacrifice instead

Eva Stratt who couldn't, no matter how much she wanted to

Eva Stratt who studied history, and had seen the way the world would become

Eva Stratt who was terrified by it

Eva Stratt who knew she would would go without credit

Eva Stratt who knew no statues would be built of her

Eva Stratt who knew she would never be a hero

Eva Stratt who did it all anyway

Eva Stratt who had to

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[butterscotch-goat]

idk if this actually matters that much but can we just say misogyny instead of "goonerbait" or whatever. i do not care about people jacking off I care about how women are represented in media

[miniangel]

miffy with a pearl earring i adore you

[mwagneto]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[pisshandkerchief]

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

[quinnspinkcamera]

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[catmask]

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

[daftpatience]

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

[cutabello]

here are more terms! these are all from enérie. it is a really good blog that has lots of fashion terminology and it's a good mix of menswear and womenswear! they also have a book as well compiling all their diagrams. you could also look into getting a visual fashion dictionary for terms as well!

[stixy]

Bro is cooking

[gotyouanyway]

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

[vaspim-deactivated20131011]

naw the world aint ready for this text post yet

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the sadistic torturer hates my ass because I cant feel pain and even when I do I dont show it because Im a stone cold motherfucka

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally 😭😭😭