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queer | enby | certified dumbass

[graves-yard]

i want your opinions on a bloodymary swap au

M i got some

I dont think my idea is that unique. My only issues are my reluctance to change key aspects of a character’s backgrounds to fit some idea. I wouldn’t want to get rid of Simon’s guilty conviction just because he lived on earth. I wouldn’t want to get rid of Grace’s cowardice but love for his kids just because he’s a part of Eden.

What I would think of is Eva or Ava actually losing her pilots. Her not wanting to lose anyone more important, turning to a man left to rot in a cell but enough of a background and the right genetic key to survive the journey. Maybe she keeps him cuffed from the beginning, giving instructions to both the ship and the other members to not tell him anything and just keep him as the pilot. That works for the whole amnesia aspect.

And as for Grace, maybe he was just a teacher for the kids of Eden, but he was smart enough that the COI took him and recruited him for their exploration of AT-5. Or whatever we wanna call the Eridian equivalent of AT-5. Then, he became a scientist on the team, helping them study what they find and bring back. Maybe when SM-8 was lost, Captain Eva turns to Grace and tells him that he will be going on the next sub. That’s where his mess of not knowing what he’s looking for, begging for his freedom, everything like that comes from.

Idk. That’s my takes on it.

[fantasypeasantgirl]

OBSESSION (2026) SPOILERS

I've heard a lot of comments talking about when Bear truly becomes irredeemable. The "what's so bad about being with me?" line, asking to alter the wish instead of cancel it outright, his "as a friend" wish attempt still invalidating Nikki's free will, the sex scene that was bluntly just rape, there's many options to choose from.

But honestly, I think he becomes irredeemable the second he snaps that Willow.

Sure, there's an argument to be had: "He didn't know it'd actually work", but like, what did he think was gonna happen? There's one of two outcomes: either it doesn't work and nothing happens or it works and he forces her into the relationship. Clearly you don't just do something like that knowing it won't work, so he must've been aiming for the latter, which ended up happening.

Also, when Ian makes his wish later in the film, he does it dismissively and bluntly, clearly thinking there's no way that it'd actually work. Meanwhile, Bear says it in this frantic, almost desperate tone. There's desperation there. He WANTED it to work.

Also, let's not ignore that he does this immediately after rejecting the chance to open up to Nikki. He has the choice to be open with her, to actually ask her out, but he doesn't. Why? Whilst it's partially his cowardice and fear of rejection, I think there's also a part of him that knows Nikki's never gonna like him back.

She's moving away, she sees him as a brother and he just avoided his chance to shoot his shot. To Bear, there's no way he asks out Nikki successfully, so he resorts to a bizzare, last-ditch attempt to force her consent, snapping the Willow.

[douggydraws]

My first actual contribution for the Bloodymary fandom and it's mfing angst, ahaha oh well enjoy~

Based off this tweet:

[segamascott]

[4digitan]

the tattoo artist gives his favourite a tattoo (fork found in kitchen)

also i like the idea that rocky is like really curious about humans in the same way that grace is curious about eridians. he watches.

[elise-the-blind]

birthday time, and i say bloodymary ship post because what do you mean the internet cooked up this absolute masterpiece

my gift to myself is drawing grown men with connection issues, fuk yeh babi

i dont know where i first heard this from, but i subscribe to the idea that the IL universe is an alternate timeline of the HM universe. the stars got ate now everything sucks

also that simon doesn't like rocky at first cause of alien ptsd

[merymeou]

It’s been so long since I got to see a thing and think: wow yeah this could only happen on tumblr. This is one such thing and I had to contribute. Let Simon have a weird fucked up religious sorta relationship with Grace! This man has issues!! He’s never been off a space station!! The Hail Mary is literally as close as he could imagine as heaven!!!!!!

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[bismuthfool]

bloodymary

I want to contribute something to this fandom

I loved this spaceman yaoi so much, it's incredible. I decided not to lose my mini-fixation and draw something

[raphalorem]

girl help the brainworms are so bad im making art of my own fic

edit: ok i should've thought of this but here's the fic

[acefuruya]

the longer I sit with obsession the more empathy I start to feel for entity!nikki. this creature that was created solely to love one person with this all-encompassing intensity that needed to be stronger than anything anyone felt in the entire world. entity!nikki whose entire world was just one single focal point; she'd do anything for bear to love her. she didn't know anything when she came into existence, but she was willing to do anything to get this man to fall for her.

it must have been equally terrifying for her as it was for the real nikki to have someone else fight for control over what she perceived as her body. the scene where she's sobbing in the corner, terrified of her dreams is now more sad than terrifying to me. real nikki, who has just been raped by her once best friend hurting so badly that it seeps into entity!nikki's nightmares. entity!nikki who doesn't understand why the thing she wanted so badly is causing her so much pain. why she can't bring herself to lie in bed next to the man who is the center of her world.

and the worst part is bear doesn't even seem to like her. she's trying so so hard; she made a lovely memorial for his dead cat, she waited for him to come home all day without moving an inch, she made sure to be the most doting girlfriend at the party, and he's not pleased by any of it. he seems disturbed and angry and scared and she has no idea what to do to make it better. to make it worse, he keeps asking her to behave like the original nikki but he was the one who wished for her!! she can't be like nikki because nikki was simply not capable of loving bear even a fraction of how much she does!

she can't seem to reconcile it; he wanted her so badly he conjured her into reality and now he doesn't want her anymore. she doesn't know what to do. she tries everything. she obsesses over him, she threatens to hurt herself, she gets rid of that bitch sarah who keeps distracting him and trying to steal him away, and then dresses in her clothes for good measure and he still doesn't want her.

and then finally in a fit of desperation, she makes the wish and for one beautiful moment its all perfect. he's finally looking at her the way she looks at him. and then he's dead and she's lost everything.

her entire existence, from the moment of her conception to her death was painful, and confusing, and so very sad.

[selfvirtue]

i've been trying to understand why the director said that nikki wasn't possessed but your explanation of an entity being created, which is very different than demonic possession, makes complete sense. a life created solely to fufill bears wish, fighting for control over a body she shares with the real nikki. literally learning as she goes and the center of her life constantly meets her with discomfort or anger. reminds me a lot of frankenstein and the creature.

[noontimeofday]

Based off this thing I saw where Simon gets pissy, shouts at Grace and throws something and Grace, being the sensitive guy he is, starts crying and Simon, not used to his words having any sort of power like that, instantly is like I'm the worst person ever. Grace has been nothing but kind and patient with him and here he is making him cry. He apologizes over and over again, sent into a baffling state of desperation and hysteria to try to make up for it.

Grace shows him mercy, sinking down and giving him a hug and a kiss to the forehead to talk him off the edge. He then tells Simon he still needs time to get over it and the hurtful words Simon said, but that Simon doesn't deserve to punish himself so severely, just be more controlled next time. The start of Simon learning hes the only one in control of himself, he can't make excuses here and he won't be punished severely which creates even more pressure for him to grow as person.

[bleucalire]

Aziraphale owning a computer since 1990 to do his taxes is super endearing

[cliopadra]

I know they probably don’t have any stomach acids that would spoil the wine in the first place, but it’s still kinda disgusting.

I love them.

[catkelpie]

This post on Twitter kinda sums up the entirety of what's wrong with Good Omens 3 - they destroyed all the magic. They destroyed that magical, whimsical, optimistic universe and replaced it with bleak reality, a world without magic. Before the finale, we could visit all these places and believe that they were there, read ancient history and believe that they'd been there, blame our computer troubles on Newt, take things as prophecies from Agnes Nutter...and now? We're left with emptiness.

[cliopadra]

A little addition to the Jehoshua’s card game alternate ending

[simplytomh]

had to draw them!

[slowburnlover]

Becca making Mel watch Elf 164 times with her is autism on autism crime and she should go with her to the Ren Faire every year as compensation