blame it on the goose

kk | they/them | no minors, im too old for this shit.

[ostolero]

incredible line in a product review:

The only reason I took one star off is its not for me personally---I want something very specific to me and I'm a little princess.

[ostolero]

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[silvermoon424]

I’ve been meaning to watch Cardcaptor Sakura for YEARS and this might be the post that pushes me to do it lol

[things-that-are-not-true]

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

[feldfrog]

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[cheaphalloweencostume]

your boss takes you into his office and grimly informs you that he’s unemploygnant and it’s yours

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[girlballs-archive]

awesome. we have a beetle problem

[lakemojave]

I got rid of em for ya

[chirasul]

missed one. rookie mistake honestly

[nyaa]

卵

[nyaa]

[10-4ward]

Wickedpedia

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[sourcreammachine]

one of my friends is petite-bourgeois and has big boobs. another one of my friends is petite-bourgeois and has small boobs. therefore it’s not the boobs that define petite-bourgeoisie, it’s something else entirely

[crazy-brazilian]

[go-charbee]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

been repeating this in my head all day

[borange]

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

[02nd]

hi

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

You should all be beaten like piñatas

[benihana-circumcision]

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

[stardustfanfare]

[joelpersels]