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WMMAP OLDER GENERATION & UCHIHA CENTRIC INCORRECT QUOTES

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Okay so Malora, Gwayne, Alicent & Ormund grew up together or at least until Alicent was 9 and brought to court, Ormund was 7 year’s Alicent’s senior, Gwayne 4 & Malora 2. Malora had been fostered in Oldtown since the age of 5 so Alicent didn’t really know a time when Malora wasn’t in her life. They were all really close growing up and got into so much trouble together. Alicent & Gwayne dabbled in sorcery. Ormund ran around the Citadel asking the maesters why this happened, why did so and so do this, what happen if I mix this, to every question he ever had. Malora was subtler in her chaos but just as bad because Malora was the type to disappear for hours and then be found at the docks watching the sailors as it reminded her of the Arbor.

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Gwayne: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Malora: Wednesay

Gwayne: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Gwayne: I was arrested for being too cool.

Malora: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Gwayne: Fuck.

Malora: We've got to work on your cursing.

Gwayne: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing people already.

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Celia Reyne

The Red Lioness

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Ormund: This is a mistake

Celia, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Ormund: But not today

Celia, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Alicent: I can help you with it!

Celia: Yeah, sure.

Criston: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Ormund: lol nope.

Gwayne: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Malora: *Read 5:55pm*

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Malora Redwyne

The Darling of the Arbor

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Hightower’s and their emotional support buddies in my AU

Alicent & Criston

Ormund & his first wife Celia Reyne

Gwayne & Malora Redwyne

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Suzume: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Shisui: Thank you

Suzume: I didn't say that was a good thing

Shisui: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Suzume : I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Shisui: You're like 15 years old

Suzume : I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Sai: Shit.

Suzume: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Sakura: OH MY GOD NARUTO FELL OFF!!!

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Artober day 19: Generations

(I love this meme, so I had to draw another version with smol Minato and Jiraiya xD)

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Two very different responses

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Suzume: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Naruto: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Naruto: I can explain.

Suzume: Can you?

Naruto: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Suzume: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Naruto: Twelve, actually.

Suzume: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Naruto: Yours!

Suzume: That's right: no one's.

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Sakura: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Suzume: *turning to Naruto* How tall are you?