Can I request a smau for all LIs reacting to female reader accidentally messaging him instead of her friend that she likes HIM but she's scared of rejection please?
WRONG CHAT
in which you accidentally confess to the LADS men!
Thank you anon for the idea! Hope you enjoyed it!!
Of course, we don't really know Valko that well yet, so sorry if this ends up feeling a bit OOC later on lol
As always, reblogs are appreciated if you liked it 🤍
Sticking with fluff and slice of life since y'all seem to enjoy my fluffier posts more (compared to when I post angst or crack). Let me know if you feel otherwise, though. Next few preferences will probably be based around the five love languages.
Love languages series: Physical touch | Quality time | Words of affirmation | Acts of service | Gift giving
Namjoon
"Damn it," he mutters under his breath, which catches your attention. You move to his side, and find him holding his glasses, one of the arms bent. Knowing the type of week he was having, you take them gently from his shaking hands. You could at least help him with this issue. You carefully bend the arm back, it's not perfect, but definitely better. "How is that?" you ask, handing them back to him, your fingers brushing against his. He puts them on, but they still look horribly crooked, making you both laugh. "Thanks for trying, honey," he says, pressing several kisses against your cheek. "If you make an appointment, I can bring you to the eye doctor this week," you offer.
Seokjin
“And pinky promise that you’re going to wait until I get back,” he says, referring to the TV show you’ve been watching together recently. You roll your eyes, just wanting more cuddling, less talking, on the night before he leaves for a business trip. “Pinky swear, (Y/N),” he insists, holding up his pinky finger. “Fine,” you sigh, linking your pinky with his. When you begin to let go, he continues to hold on gently. “And promise me you won’t miss me too much,” he continues. You manage to pull your hand away. “I can’t promise that,” you explain as you lay your head on his chest again, one of your arms wrapping around his torso, “You’re still here, and I already miss you.”
Yoongi
"I'm kidnapping you for the rest of the night," you say, matter-of-factly, after letting yourself into Genius Lab. You move to his side, one of your hands ghosting over his shoulders, and he sighs deeply. He wants to argue, but you've never done this before (always respecting his boundaries when it came to his work), so just this once he is willing to give in. He's exhausted. He makes sure all of his files are saved before powering down his computer. He stands from his chair before finally looking up to meet your gaze. You greet him with a bright smile, and step closer to him. "Hi, baby," you coo, leaning into kiss him. He begins to kiss back but breaks away abruptly. "Hey, not in front of the equipment," he jokes weakly.
Hoseok
"What is making you so stressed, princess?" he coos, moving behind you, hands reaching for your shoulders. "It's been a long week, Hobi," you sigh as his hands begin to knead away the tension that you didn't fully realize you were carrying, "That feels good." Even without seeing his face, you know that makes him smile. He smiles wider when a deep sigh leaves your lips. "Well, that's all I ever want to do," he says, softly, coyly, "Is make you feel good." Quiet falls over you as he continues to massage your shoulders and back, but eventually you break the silence, needing more of him, your mind now turning, "How else could you make me feel good?" He giggles, "I can show you better than I can tell you."
Jimin
“Don’t, Jimin,” you whine as he climbs into bed next to you, “You’re going to get sick, too.” He giggles as he reaches out for you, and pulls you into his arms. “I told you I was going to take care of you,” he insists, “And right now, I think cuddles will help you feel better.” You sniffle, your lack of energy making it hard to argue back. “But if you get sick, that might delay the album schedule,” you try weakly. Amused by your concern for him, he softly runs a hand over your hair. “Don’t worry about me, baby,” he insists, “Just rest.” A week later when he is sick, he tries to tell you to stay away, as you crawl into bed next to him. “I gave this to you, remember?” you remind him.
Taehyung
Instinctively he reaches for your hand as you navigate the crowd that formed while you were in the restaurant, having dinner. He will deal with the consequences of daring to hold your hand in public later. He is not willing to take any chances of losing you amongst the throng of people. He is quiet during the ride home but when you are back home, he immediately reaches for you, his arms wrapping around you snuggly. "Are you OK?" he asks, finally feeling a sense of control enter his body. You nod, but he is still unsure. "You can tell me if you're not-" he begins, but you shake your head next. "When I'm with you, I feel brave," you admit, quietly. With emotion swelling in his chest, he kisses the top of your head in response.
Jungkook
Deciding to take a break from boxing to try a different sport, like jiu-jitsu, you still retain your title of being his sparring partner. "Baby, let me show you this new move," he says, brightly, reaching for your hand. You allow him to pull you up from the couch before allowing him to take you down to the ground (as gently as possible, of course). As usual, he ends up on top. He looks down at you with a bright smile. "Cool, huh?" he questions, a mischievous giggle slipping from his lips. With him seemingly distracted, you move quickly and catch him off guard, somehow managing to flip him on his back. "Cool, huh?" you mimic. He looks at you with wide eyes, his hands moving to your waist. "That was hot," he says before he can stop himself.
Thank you, @coffeedepressionsoup, for the request: "I was wondering if you would be interested in doing a reaction of the boys to their S/O snoring (for the first time or after many years)." Hope you're doing well, too! And thank you for your continued support and feedback. I really, really appreciate it. ♡
Namjoon
"Didn't sleep?" you ask him after he yawns for the umpteenth time while you eat breakfast. "Your snoring kept me up," he explains. He doesn't think twice about his response (he's a light sleeper, and you hardly ever snore) until he finds you frantically shopping for nasal strips on your phone. When he asks what you're doing, you look at him with tears in your eyes, "I feel so bad, Joonie, for keeping you awake. You already having trouble sleeping - I don't want to make it worse." "You don't," he reassures you gently as he gathers you in his arms, "Last night was a one-off. You have nothing worry to about."
Seokjin
The morning after your first time spending the night at his apartment, you find him in his kitchen, cooking you both breakfast. "Good morning, my little snorer," he sing-songs, cheerily. You stop dead in your tracks, feelings of horror and embarrassment immediately creeping through your body. When he notices your reaction, he moves to your side. "I was only joking," he reassures you with a soft smile, "Well, you actually do snore, but don't worry about it, (Y/N)! A little snoring won't disrupt Worldwide Handsome's beauty sleep." You begin to whine, but he interrupts you, "It's OK, I promise."
Yoongi
"Don't you have more work to do?" you ask, sleepily, as he lays down beside you on the couch in Genius Lab. He yawns. "I do," he says, simply, "But I also need a nap." And while that is partially true, your snoring minutes ago had also impeded his work. It was a rare occurrence for you so he just laughed it off when his multiple attempts to record something was interrupted by your snores, and instead he decided to join you. With his arm draped around your waist, he snuggles closer to you. "You're warm," he whispers, his breathing quickly evening out as he begins to doze.
Hoseok
One morning, he shows you a video he filmed on his phone the night before. The video is of him in bed next to you, the only light is from his phone screen causing the video to be grainy and his face to look gaunt. He talks in a hushed voice. It's giving Blair Witch Project x Paranormal Activity vibes. "I'm filming this as proof that you snore," he whispers, quickly, before the frame of the video shifts as he presumably holds his phone closer to you. For several seconds, there is nothing but silence before you hear the loudest, single snore ever. The sudden sound causes him to yelp.
Jimin
With him being a heavy sleeper, and having dealt with the other members' snoring for years, he hardly notices your snoring. However, he still likes to announce you snore to other people, as if it were just a cute fun fact about you. After he mentions it at dinner with a group of your friends, you begin sulking when you get home. "What's wrong?" he asks, immediately picking up on your mood change. He tries to reach for you but you move out of his reach. He tries again, quicker this time, and manages to pull you into his arms. "You told everyone that I snore," you whine, burying your face in the crook of his neck.
Taehyung
You don't know you snore until he mentions it, and you don't realize how much it bothers you until that night. You find yourself afraid to fall asleep because you don't want your snoring to keep him awake. The thought bothers you so much, you eventually move to the living room to try to be considerate. However, in the middle of the night, you are awoken by his arms wrapping around you. "What are you doing out here, baby?" he asks, "Are you mad at me?" You shake your head once. "I don't want my snoring to keep you awake," you explain, sleepily. "I prefer your snoring over sleeping apart," he counters.
Jungkook
One of the other members stay with you and Jungkook while their home is undergoing renovations. On the first night of their stay, just as they are about to drift off to sleep, they hear the most terrible sound. After straining their ears, they realize that despite your bedroom being down the hall, they can hear you and Jungkook snoring. Both of you are loud, and while your snoring sometimes overlaps, it also alternates (you snore and then he snores), creating a constant stream of cacophony. The next morning, the member asks both of you, "Have you ever considered doing a sleep study?"
Anonymous request. But #20 feels like a milestone, so I felt this request was a good one to celebrate with. These are a bit longer (about 350-400 words per member, 2.6K words in total). Please let me know what you think!
Namjoon
Reaching the summit of your hike, Namjoon’s nervous excitement is quickly replaced with pure horror when he reaches into his pocket. Expecting to find your ring - where he thought he put your ring - he finds nothing but lint. Trying not to panic (yet), he discretely pats his other pockets, hoping he might find the box elsewhere. Nothing.
‘Okay,’ he thinks to himself, his mind racing to find a solution, ‘Your backpack, Namjoon, check your backpack.’ He pulls the sack off his shoulders and holds it in front of him. He tries the large pocket. Nothing. The smaller pocket is next. Nothing. Side pockets? Empty. Not knowing what to do next, he stares into the abyss that is his backpack.
Unbeknownst to him, you watch him silently with a fond smile. You don’t find your partner’s panic amusing, but knowing him so well, there was something apropos about the whole situation. But not wanting to prolong his suffering any longer, you call for him.
He swings around to at you, tears starting to form in his eyes, “(Y/N), I-”
“Are you looking for this?” you ask, holding out a small, velvet box.
His eyes widen, jaw drops, at the sight of the box. “How - where - what?” he tries, not quite able to find the words to form a proper sentence.
“It fell out of your pocket, about halfway up,” you explain with a giggle, recalling the moment it happened. You had been just two steps behind him, trying to keep up with his long legs, when you noticed something slip from his pocket - whatever it was, bounced once and then rolled to your feet. When you picked it up, it dawned on you what it was. You considered telling him right away, but you could not bring yourself to interrupt his ode to the salamander he just found (or was it a newt?).
“Did you look at it?” he manages to ask, finally reaching out to take it from you.
You shake your head, “I was still going to let you do the honors.”
He finally cracks a smile, his dimples showing brightly. “I promise I won’t mess this part up,” he says, beginning to bend down onto one knee.
“You’ve got this, baby,” you say with an encouraging nod.
Seokjin
After so long of you begging him, and him promising you he would, he finally fulfills your wish of having a glamping trip (you’ve been calling it, “In the Soop - (Y/N) and Jin edition”). You set out one morning, one bag packed for the both of you, to a cozy, lakeside villa in the forest. When you arrive, you make lunch and then spend the afternoon on the water, fishing. Now as the day comes to the end - the sun already below the horizon; the stars glittering the sky; the sound of crickets chirping - you and him sit by a crackling fire.
“Today was perfect, Jin,” you say, turning to look at him, and finding his eyes locked on you.
“I’m just sorry that we didn’t do this sooner,” he replies, sincerely.
A gust of wind gives you chills, raising goosebumps on your arms. Always one to notice when you’re cold, he holds out his arms to you, “Get over here, (Y/N).”
And never one to argue with him (OK, well sometimes anyway), you get up from your seat. When you are within arms’ reach, his arms lock around your waist and he pulls you onto his lap. You nestle your body against his, instantly feeling warmer.
“You know there was one last thing I wanted to do today,” he says.
“Make s’mores? Drink another beer?” you ask.
“Well, yes and yes,” he laughs, “But technically there is one other thing I would like to do.” You watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls something small out. He holds the thing up, and for a moment you are flabbergasted. A ring. Your ring? The light of the fire reflects off the metal and the gem, making the piece of jewelry seem like it was sparkling.
“I think agreeing to marry me,” he continues, gently taking your left hand in his and sliding the ring onto your fourth digit, “Would make this day actually perfect.”
You glance at the ring before looking at him again. Your answer is obviously “yes” but your mind feels hazy - your lips crash against his, hoping that would let him know your resounding answer.
When you pull apart, breathless, he asks teasingly, “Was that a yes?”
“Yes, Jin,” you finally rasp, “Of course, it’s a ‘yes.’”
Yoongi
Honestly, he had had your ring for a while. However, please don’t misunderstand - he could not wait to spend the rest of his life with you. But he was searching for the perfect time to propose - or maybe not even perfect, just something that felt “right.” Something that felt like you and him. While he had a few ideas rolling around in his head, it felt like the confirmation he was waiting for him hit him over the head (hard) one Sunday morning.
Waking up, he finds your side of the bed empty. “(Y/N)?” he calls out. When no reply comes, he gets out of bed, quickly picking up on the scent of freshly brewed coffee. He pads down the hallway and when he turns into the kitchen, he is greeted by the sight of your beautiful form at the kitchen table - half-awake; squinting eyes; messy hair; wearing his t-shirt; clutching your cup of coffee like it’s your only lifeline.
“Yoongi?” you ask, noticing his presence just as he turns around and shuffles out of the kitchen in a hurry (“I’ll be right back!”).
As if it was a promise, he quickly returns.
“Aren’t you going to pour yourself a cup?” you ask, slightly more awake, as he sits down across from you. Your eyes fall upon one of his hands, which is clenched in a fist, resting upon the table.
“In a second,” he says, flashing a gummy smile, “Hold out your hand.”
“What are you up to?” you say, your eyes narrowing as you look at him, suspicious of his intentions but still doing as he asked.
“No, your other hand,” he says, ignoring your question.
You lower your right hand and raise your left hand. “It’s too early, Min,” you begin to say, but he catches you off guard. In a swift motion, he reveals what he is holding in his hand (your ring) before sliding it onto your ring finger. “Marry me, (Y/N)?” he asks.
There’s a pause, your eyes never leaving him as you consider his question. “A proposal before I’ve even brushed my teeth?” you finally say, leaning towards him, “You must really love me.”
“And don’t you ever doubt it,” he replies before closing the gap between you, pressing his lips firmly against yours.
Hoseok
Since picking up your ring that morning, he could not stop looking at it. He found himself throughout the day thinking, ‘just one more time,’ before pulling the box out again and peeking inside. And each time, it felt like the wind was knocked out of him. For his excitement was steadily building, but there was also a gnawing feeling, too. In true Hobi fashion, he needed your proposal to be perfect.
Nevertheless, he arrives home early that night to stow away your ring. However, before placing it in its hiding spot (which Hoseok had decided upon weeks ago), he looks at it one more time (he was being serious this time). But with its seemingly mesmerizing powers, he does not notice the front door unlocking, nor you shuffling inside; taking your shoes off; and practically dropping everything in your arms when you spot him - the small, velvet box still in his hands.
“When did you pick it up?” you asked, excitedly, rushing towards him to get a closer look at it.
He swings around to look at you, unable to hide his horror. “No, (Y/N),” he exclaims, “You’re not supposed to see it yet.”
He tries to hold the ring out of your reach, but you grab his hand in time, holding him still so you can look at your ring. “Wow,” you exclaim, dazzled by its brilliance, “Hobi, it’s beautiful.”
“You weren’t supposed to see it yet,” he repeats himself with a frown.
“Why not?” you ask. He tries to say something about his proposal, but you cut him off, “Please don’t overthink it - even now is the perfect time.”
He breathes a sigh of relief. “I have been overthinking it,” he admits.
“Don’t,” you say, trying to convey as much encouragement as possible, “You could propose to me anywhere - right here; on the sidewalk outside of our home; the grocery store; next to a garbage can, even. The ‘where’ and ‘how’ matters, but also not really. I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
“Yeah?” he questions, pulling the ring out of the box.
“Yeah,” you affirm, “Just ask me, Hobi - this is perfect.”
He swallows the lump in his throat, trying to hold back his tears. He takes your hand gently in his. “Will you marry me, (Y/N)?” he asks, quietly.
Jimin
With your intuition never failing you, you tell him you’ll meet him in the car when he asks to whisk you away to the beach one early morning during late winter. When you are sure that he is outside, you rush back to your bedroom. You make your way to your closet and stand on your tip-toes, groping for the small box you had hid on a high shelf. When your fingers make contact with it, you grab it and stuff it into your coat pocket.
The piece of the beach you are on is secluded. You wait patiently. You eat lunch together and share good conversation, but your mind continues to drift to the box hidden in your pocket. As your excitement and nerves grow, the box almost starts to feel heavy.
Eventually, he stands up from your picnic blanket (giving you the signal you’ve been waiting for), and you follow suit. He takes your hands gently in his, and he gazes into your eyes. “(Y/N),” he begins, “I don’t think I will have enough words to describe how you make me feel - you make me feel loved, secure, safe, and accepted. But I am hoping that if you give me a chance, I can spend the rest of our lives showing you.”
He dips down on one knee. “Will you marry me?” he asks. He takes his eyes off you for one moment so he can reach into his pocket for your ring. When he turns back, he first looks up but then finds you at eye-level instead - you are on one knee, too.
He begins to ask what you are doing, but his eyes fall upon the ring (a simple, hammered silver band) that you are holding in your hand. His jaw drops from surprise. You can’t help but giggle at his reaction. “I saw somewhere that it's becoming more common for both partners to have an engagement ring,” you explain, “I couldn’t help myself.”
You start to say more, but he gently tackles you. You land in a heap in the sand, and you are unable to hold back your laughter as he peppers kisses across your face. When he pulls away, he asks, “Why are you so perfect?” as his mind still processes that you got him a ring, too.
Taehyung
You watch him from your place on the bed - his body half-clothed; one hand placed on the frame of the window he is standing in front of; looking down at the streets of Paris. Your eyes scan the contours of his body, trying to commit them to memory.
As if actually feeling your gaze, he turns back to you, a soft smile spreading across his face.
“Come here, Tae,” you say, suddenly needing him next to you again.
“Yes, ma’am,” he replies, dutifully, sauntering back to the bed. He crawls to you, his eyes never leaving yours. And when you are within reach, he presses several kisses to your bare skin - up your shoulder; your neck; your jaw - before settling himself beside you.
“Are you happy, (Y/N)?” he eventually asks after many moments of comfortable silence pass between you. He looks up at you through his eyelashes; one of his hands begins to ghost over your torso.
“Of course, Tae,” you sigh, your answer rolling easily off your tongue.
He smiles again as he shifts to kiss you again - your forehead; your cheek; the corner of your mouth. “You make me happy,” you continue as his lips move back to your neck, “This makes me happy. I wish we could just exist - in this moment - forever.”
His lips leave your body at the mention of ‘forever.’ “Forever?” he questions.
You nod your head.
“Hold on,” he says. You reach for him as he moves off the bed again. You protest (almost beg) for him to come back, but he doesn’t listen this time. Instead, he crouches down beside his suitcase and grabs something (you can’t tell what it is yet) from one of the compartments.
He moves to your side of the bed and sits on the edge of the mattress. Whatever he has grabbed, he holds it out to you.
“I can’t promise that we’ll stay here,” he says, softly, “But I can certainly promise you the part about forever.”
With a racing heart and butterflies in your stomach, you finally look down to see what he is holding out to you. A ring.
“Will you marry me, (Y/N)?” he asks.
Jungkook
Everyone knows of Jungkook’s avoidance of social media. So it is almost surprising that when he considers how he wants to propose to you, he chooses something he saw on TikTok (or maybe it was Instagram) a long time ago.
After finally receiving your ring, he brings it everywhere with him - and when you are not looking, he sneaks it out of his pocket and takes a photo of you and the ring. He does this a dozen times - when you go out for dinner; when you are running a quick errand together; during a movie night in; even when you are lying in bed together. Each photo clearly frames the ring, with you in the background, completely unaware of what he is up to. He is endlessly amused by this concept, which somehow transforms the notion of “so close, yet so far” into a positive thing.
When he is satisfied with the amount of photos he has collected, he prints them out and puts them in an envelope.
And one night, after he has cooked you your favorite meal and you are now sharing a bottle of wine, he brings out the envelope and slides it across the table to you. “What is this?” you ask, curiously, picking up the envelope.
“I don’t know, you tell me,” he says with a giggle.
He watches you carefully as you open the envelope and take out the stack of photos. You hold up the first photo, your eyebrows knitting together as you try to understand what you are seeing. You see yourself, and you see the ring - but how did you come to be in the same photo? You place the first photo down, and pick up the second photo. You have the same question, but you begin to notice the details of the ring - the same details you described to Jungkook when talking about your future engagement ring.
Starting to understand, you begin flipping through the photos at a quicker pace. He giggles at your growing reaction. When you reach the final photo, you look at him, tears begin to form in your eyes. “Is this real?” you ask.
“Of course, it is,” he says, pulling the ring out of his pocket, “(Y/N), will you marry me?”
Namjoon: "Oh, (Y/N), I'm happy you picked up," he says in a hushed tone while on the phone with you. "I'm happy you called, Joonie," you reply, "But I thought you were going to be super busy today." He laughs. "I am," he admits, "But I snuck away for a few minutes." You tell you him you don't want to get him in trouble, but he insists you won't. He changes the subject, and ask how your day is going. After you give a quick synopsis, you hear him sigh happily. "It's really nice hearing your voice, (Y/N)," he says. You ask him if he would like to come over later. "I thought you would never ask," he replies.
Jin: While waiting for your dinner to finish baking in the oven, he traps you in a bear hug. After several moments pass, you begin to pull away (kind of surprised he doesn't try to first), but he continues to cling onto you. "Jin, is everything OK?" you ask, one hand rubbing his back. He sighs deeply. "I just really missed you today," he admits, "I couldn't wait to get home to you." You begin to say something, but the oven timer goes off. You try to pull away again, but he stays still. "Jin, our food is going to burn," you remind him. "Fine," he huffs, letting you slip away from him, "But I will need more cuddles later."
Yoongi: He has always been a hand-holder. So he takes you by surprise one day, when all he wants to do is kiss you. "One more," he says throughout the day before landing a single kiss (or sometimes a few) anywhere he can (your lips, cheeks, forehead, neck). At the end of the day, as you are brushing your teeth before bed, he comes up behind you, his arms snaking around your waist, and kisses your shoulder. "I'm not complaining, but what is with all the kisses today?" you ask. "What are you talking about?" he replies, quickly, but his mischievous grin tells you he knows exactly what you mean.
Hoseok: "Thanks, by the way," you tell him after you get home from an event you attended together. "For what?" he asks, curiously. "For being my bodyguard tonight," you giggle, "I don't think you left my side once." He flushes red, internally panicking as he tries to think of an excuse for why he had been your shadow. "It's OK, Hobi," you reassure him, before lowering your voice, "It's sexy when you get a little possessive." A smirk appears on his face as pulls you into his arms, his confidence boosted by your compliment, "I just don't want anyone getting too close. You're mine."
Jimin: Having just woken up, you try climbing out bed but find you cannot get far because his arms are hooked around you. You try again, but his grip comfortably tightens. "Jimin, I need to get up," you say. "No, you don't," he replies, sleepily, snuggling his face into your hair. "Jimin, I need to start getting ready," you try again. "You have plenty of time," he shoots back, "Five more minutes?" When you try to refuse, he bargains, "Okay, ten more minutes?" You sigh, amused by his determination to cuddle. "Ten more minutes," you agree. He somehow pulls you closer, and you both begin to drift asleep again.
Taehyung: It's as if he and Yoongi switched bodies because Tae, who typically prefers kisses, spends one day as if he's trying to set the record for the longest time holding hands. Whenever he gets the chance, he is quietly reaching for your hand. He holds your hand during breakfast; while doing errands; and then while cuddling on the couch for the evening. When you finally climb into bed, his hand finds yours in the dark. "Tae, I don't think holding hands while we sleep is going to work," you say, trying to free yourself from his grip. He finds your hand again. "Too bad, (Y/N)," he giggles, "We're going to try."
Jungkook: "You have to go now?" he pouts, following you to his front door, "Can't you stay a little longer?" He is looking at you now with his big, boba eyes, so you avoid his gaze, knowing that you will give in the moment you look at him. "I just stayed a little longer," you reply, simply, "Anyway, I need to be up early tomorrow." He grabs your hand and begins gently pulling you back to him. "That's OK," he says, "If you stay, I can make you breakfast before you go." You finally look at him, considering his offer. "OK," you say after a moment. His face lights up with excitement, "I'll go grab you a t-shirt and sweatpants!"
Namjoon: He is more easy-going when he's around you. Being the leader of BTS, he is expected to always be 'on.' He has to always do the right thing, or say the right thing - all for the sake of BTS, which can be exhausting sometimes. While he prefers being in control, he likes when you take control, too, even over the smallest of things, like what you are having for dinner, or what movie you are going to watch together. He will always help you make larger decisions as a couple, but sometimes not having to think (even for just a few minutes) is such a relief to him.
Jin: He is more protective when he's with you. Because he is known for being the "funny one" of BTS, many people have come to believe he is incapable of being serious. But when it comes to you and your relationship, he is nothing but serious. To anyone or anything that tries to come in between you and him, good luck. While you do your best to always put on a brave face, he knows being with him is not easy. So the only way he knows how to make it up to you is he has always promised that he would do anything (seriously, anything) to make sure you are happy and healthy.
Yoongi: He is softer when he's with you - but you better not ever mention this to anyone, not even to the other members ("Don't you know I have a reputation to uphold?"). When he slips into being Suga or Agust D, he feels like he always has something to prove. He needs to do better, be better. But when he is with you, just as Yoongi, he allows you to chip away at his hard exterior. When he's with you, smiling becomes a little easier; laughing becomes a little easier. His worries about whether or not he is enough seems to go away, at least temporarily.
Hoseok: He is more open with you. For him, J-Hope has always been a perfectly curated version of him. That doesn't mean he is not being genuine or not acting with sincerity in front of Army - but he has done his best to show only the best, most positive parts of him to the public. But when it comes to you, you know every part of him, even what he considers the bad parts. You have spent countless evenings cuddled in his bed, blankets pulled over your heads, where he has whispered every secret, worry, and fear he has ever felt. He does not want to hide from you.
Jimin: He is more free when he's with you. In public, he aims to always be seen as confident, in control, and polished. However, even after all these years, he can always feel the insecurity burning in his chest - do I look OK? Did I perform well? Do they like me? However, when he is with you, these worries seem to dissipate. He never has to question how you feel about him, nor does he worry about you silently judging him. Sometimes, he is still taken aback by how much you love and care for him, but nevertheless he is so grateful for how at ease you make him feel.
Taehyung: Out of all the members, his public persona and private self seems like they would be most aligned. However, when you began dating, he did his best to dial back his "4D personality" because he was afraid he would scare you off. At some point, he mentioned to you his wish to just be normal. To which you fired back, "what does normal even mean?" You make him feel seen. He always longed for someone to accept every piece of him, and throughout your relationship, you have done that without question.
Jungkook: When he is with you, he does his best to be more diligent. As he has gotten older, the more of a free spirit he seems to have become. He will do things on a whim. He can be described as random. However, he knows those characteristics do not always translate to being a good partner. While it may feel impossible sometimes, he does his best to make things easier for you. When he is home, he will cook for you; complete chores you have been putting off; and run errands for you. He will do anything to help you not feel burdened.
features ♰ smut, multiple different positions, oral, talk of sex toys, masturbation, talk of hair, multiple kinks mentioned, smutty smutty smutty!!
ꕤ let’s bring back the classic nsfw alphabet shall we!! i rarely see these nowadays… thank you to the person who posted this template 🙏🏻.
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A = Aftercare (what he’s like after sex)
Jungkook is incredibly attentive and soft afterward. He’ll pull you close, kiss your forehead, and ask if you’re okay. Expect him to get water, clean you up gently, maybe run a warm bath, and cuddle while playing with your hair. He loves the intimate, quiet moments just as much as the heat.
B = Body part (his favorite body part and also his favorite of yours)
On himself: His arms/hands— he knows how strong and defined they are from working out and loves using them to pin or lift you.
On you: Your thighs and ass. He’s obsessed with grabbing, kissing, and burying his face between them.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum)
He loves marking you— coming on your stomach, chest, or thighs. He has a bit of a breeding kink too and gets turned on by the idea of filling you up and watching it drip out. Clean-up usually involves his tongue.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory)
He secretly gets off on the risk of getting caught (especially during tours). He also has a thing for recording voice memos of you moaning to listen to later when he’s alone.
E = Experience (how experienced is he ? does he know what he’s doing?)
Not super experienced at the start, but extremely eager to learn. Once he figures out what you like, he becomes a quick study and very skilled. He’s a natural pleaser who pays close attention to your reactions.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Doggy style or missionary with your legs over his shoulders. He loves the eye contact in missionary but also the deep angle and view in doggy. Prone bone is a close favorite too.
G = Goofy (is he more serious in the moment? or is he humorous? etc.)
He can be both. He’ll tease and laugh during foreplay or when something awkward happens, but once things get intense he turns focused and a little possessive.
H = Hair (how well groomed is he? etc.)
Neatly trimmed— he keeps it clean and managed but not completely bare. He likes the natural look but stays groomed for comfort and aesthetics.
I = Intimacy (how is he during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Very intimate. He makes a lot of eye contact, whispers praises (“so good for me,” “you’re mine”), and kisses you deeply throughout. Sex with him often feels like making love even when it’s rough.
J = Jack off (masturbation)
Frequently, especially when on tour. He likes long showers where he can take his time, often thinking of you or watching videos you sent him. He edges himself sometimes for better stamina later.
K = Kink (one or more of his kinks)
Light bondage (tying you up or being tied), praise kink (giving and receiving), slight choking/breath play, mirror sex, and overstimulation. He also loves thigh riding.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
The bedroom (especially with the big mirror), the shower, the studio after hours, and the back of his car. Anywhere semi-private where he can take his time.
M = Motivation (what turns him on, gets him going)
Your voice (especially moaning his name), when you wear his clothes, seeing you dance or work out, and subtle teasing throughout the day. He gets worked up easily from physical touch too.
N = No (something he wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything that involves heavy pain, degradation that feels genuinely mean, or sharing you with others. He’s possessive and wants it to feel good and safe for both.
O = Oral (his preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He’s enthusiastic about giving, he could stay between your thighs for hours, using his tongue to his advantage. Receiving makes him vocal and a bit shy at first but he loves watching you.
P = Pace (is he fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Versatile. He can go slow and deep, savoring every second, or fast and rough when he’s pent up. Usually starts sensual and builds to intense.
Q = Quickie (his opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He enjoys them when time is short (dressing room, quick break at the studio), but he prefers longer sessions where he can take care of you properly. Still, he’s down whenever you want.
R = Risk (is he game to experiment? does he take risks? etc.)
Pretty open to trying new things as long as you’re comfortable. He likes a bit of adrenaline (semi-public risk) but always puts your safety first.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can he go for? how long does he last?)
High stamina thanks to his athletic build. He can go multiple rounds (3-5 easily) and lasts a long time, especially if he’s already come once.
T = Toys (does he own toys? does he use them?)
He owns a few, vibrators for you, maybe a cock ring. Loves using them on you to overstimulate you while he watches. Open to more if you suggest.
U = Unfair (how much he likes to tease)
Big tease. He’ll edge you with his fingers or tongue, make you beg, and smirk while doing it. Loves when you get needy for him.
V = Volume (how loud is he, what sounds he makes, etc.)
Jungkook is very vocal, lots of deep moans, groans, and heavy breathing. He’ll whimper when you’re sucking him off or riding him, and he loves dirty talk in a low, husky voice.
W = Wild card (random)
He has a secret playlist of songs that he uses as “mood music” and sometimes gets turned on just from certain choreographies because they remind him of how your body moves.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Thick, long, and slightly curved upward. Very pretty and veiny, with a sensitive head. He keeps everything trimmed and clean.
Y = Yearning (how high is his sex drive?)
Very high, especially in his early 20s. He could go every day if your schedule allows and still want more.
Z = Zzz (how quickly he falls asleep afterwards)
Pretty quick once the aftercare cuddles start. Jungkook gets sleepy and clingy, holding you tight as he drifts off with a satisfied little smile.
Namjoon: "Please just spit it out, Joon," you finally say to him, your tone somewhat annoyed (while also still trying to be encouraging). For weeks, he had walked around looking like he was on the verge of saying something to you, but would always deny it if you asked him. This time, he looks away, chuckling nervously as he does. "Namjoon?" you try again, reaching for his hand, giving it a squeeze. A soft smile appears on his face as he gently squeezes your hand back. "I really like you, (Y/N)," he breathes, "As in, more than friends - I guess I've just been too nervous to say so."
Jin: You're woken up by your phone ringing in the middle of the night - Jin needed a ride home after a night of drinking with friends. When you get to him, a lopsided grin appears on his face as he throws a heavy arm around your shoulders. "Ah, (Y/N)," he exclaims, "Like a knight in shining armor rescuing his damsel in distress - oh, wait." By some miracle, you get him to your car but he begins refusing to buckle his seatbelt. "Why are you being such a brat?" you ask, only half amused. "I'll buckle up," he says, hiccupping once, "Once you tell me you like me back."
Yoongi: He tells you late one night, when you drop by his studio to bring him dinner. And he is so nonchalant about it that you almost miss his confession (a quick, “you know, I really like you”), your brain takes several seconds to catch up before truly realizing what he just said. With him being so casual, you decide to test the waters, hoping you had not misunderstood him. "You mean just as friends, right?" you ask with a raised eyebrow. With an incredulous look, he replies, "No, dummy - more than that. Can't you tell?" He acts as if his feelings for you were the most obvious thing in the world.
Hoseok: It didn’t matter how he planned on telling you because before he could, rumors started flying around social media after you were spotted having dinner together (at that point, just as friends). Feeling bad that you caused him any trouble, you started pulling away from him. But not hearing from you caused him to spiral. He shows up at your front door in the middle of night, pleading, “Would it be that bad if we were dating?” “No, it wouldn’t,” you admit, shyly, “But you don’t like me like that.” “What are you talking about, (Y/N)? Of course I do.”
Jimin: For weeks, you had teetered between just being friends and being something more than that. One night, you find yourself cuddling in your bed even though you had just invited him over for dinner. And while it felt so good being held him by, you couldn't take it anymore. "What's wrong?" he asks, delicately, when you sit up suddenly. "I really like you, Jimin," you admit, "But even with everything, I don't know how you feel about me - about us." Realizing he messed up by keeping you in limbo, he sits up, too, "Please believe me, I like you, (Y/N). I'm sorry for not telling you sooner."
Taehyung: Even though he was just telling you he liked you, he planned every detail out, hoping that this would be the perfect start to your relationship as partners. He invites you to take a nighttime walk along the river. As you walk side-by-side, he does his best to listen you talk about your day, but honestly, he is honed in on his mission. Suddenly, you stopped mid-sentence, distracted by him gently taking your hand in his. “Tae?” you question, definitely not opposed to holding hands, just surprised. "Sorry to interrupt," he says, chuckling nervously, "But I have to tell you, I really like you."
Jungkook: "Good job keeping up, (Y/N)," he says, jokingly, tossing you a granola bar as you rest momentarily, having just reached the summit during your sunrise hike. You roll your eyes, "You were struggling, too." You munch on the granola bar in comfortable silence, half immersed in your thoughts, half watching Bam (who came with you on every hike) curiously sniff a patch of grass. Jungkook catches your attention again by bumping your shoulder with his. "I really like this," he says, shyly. When you meet his gaze, he seemingly decides to amend his words, "Actually, I really like you."
Namjoon: He didn't know how it was possible, but he had somehow gone his entire life being the big spoon - until he met you. You take him by surprise the first time you cuddle when you pull him into your arms, instantly making him become the little spoon. "Wow, (Y/N)," he says, clearly in awe. "I think you're letting all the beefcake comments that Army makes about you go to your head, Joonie," you joke, picking up on his reaction, "You can still be held, you know." A giggle (yes, a giggle) escapes his lips as you nestle closer to him, "I'm not complaining, (Y/N), I promise."
Seokjin: Early on in your relationship, you realize Jin surprisingly loves cuddling. You also learn that you can bribe him to almost do anything with the promise of you being the big spoon. He treats your promises like IOUs, cashing them in whenever he feels like later on. You could be in the middle of doing laundry, or writing a work email, when you hear him call for you. You might find him on the couch in your living room, or lying in bed, but always patting the space beside him. "I need you, (Y/N)," he says, seriously. If you try to protest, he whines, "But you promised. Just five minutes, (Y/N)."
Yoongi: “If someone catches us, I am going to be in trouble,” he says. In an attempt to get him to take a break, he had allowed you to pull him onto the couch in Genius Lab, you immediately assuming the big spoon position. You lift your head. “Catches us?” you ask, incredulously, “We’re just cuddling.” He huffs, thinking about the potential reactions from his members, “But all they will see is Agust D being the little spoon.” You shake your head. “You’re impossible,” you say, pressing a kiss to back of his neck before pulling him closer, “Just shut up and relax.”
Hoseok: This man likes to cuddle. End of discussion. He doesn't care if he is the big spoon or little spoon - he just wants to be as close to you as possible. “Hobi, my arm is starting to go numb,” you eventually have to whisper when you're the big spoon, breaking the comfortable silence that has fallen over you and him. "Gee, that's too bad, (Y/N)," he teases you, waiting a moment, before silently switching the position you're in, "Is that better? Comfy?" Happily, you nod your head, and he presses a kiss to your temple in response. Like I said, he just wants to cuddle.
Jimin: Him being the little spoon is often accidental, but he certainly doesn't mind it. The mornings when he somehow manages to wake up before you, he will sometimes find your arm wrapped around his waist, your body pressed against his back. If he tries to pull away or climb out of the bed, you react in the same way he often reacts - your arm tightening around him, accompanied by a sleepy, "where are you going?" Between the two of you, he is often the clingy one (he'll be the first to admit it), so the reversal of roles is always a nice surprise for him.
Taehyung: To no one’s surprise, he has no issue asking to be the little spoon. When he is being most clingy, and you are already lounging on the couch, he stands over you. “Yes, Tae?” you ask him. “Cuddles?” he pouts. With a giggle, you hold out your arms, to which he wastes no time joining you. After he gets settled, you begin to say something, but he gently shushes you. “No talking, (Y/N),” he says as he tries to snuggle closer to you, “Just cuddling.” Being more than OK with that plan, you continue holding him close before you both eventually begin to doze.
Jungkook: There are two things Jungkook dislikes. 1) Being called cute. 2) Being the little spoon. Sometimes, when you are feeling daring, you wrestle him into being the little spoon, “C’mon, I just want to hold you, Koo. What’s so bad about that?” And just when you feel like you won, he surprises you - and in what feel likes a literal millisecond, he has managed to switch positions so he is now holding you in his arms. “That’s not fair,” you pout. He giggles in response as he pulls you closer to him. “This is my job, (Y/N),” he insists before pressing a kiss to the back of your head.
Namjoon: Taking advantage of his day off, you spend the sunny afternoon together, reading on your patio. "Read me something," he says, just as he always does when he needs a break from his book. You thoughtfully thumb through your book, a collection of poems, before deciding on one. "'Understand, I'll slip quietly away from the noisy crowd when I see the pale stars rising...'" you speak, "I'll pursue solitary pathways through the pale twilit meadows, with only this one dream: You come too.'" With the word 'you' only bringing one person to mind, your eyes meet his - he is silent for a moment, considering the meaning of the poem. "I would like that," he says finally.
Jin: The sound of your screams and his laughter fills his living room as he steals a star from you during a game of Mario Party. "Are you kidding me, Seokjin?" you exclaim. "Nope," he laughs. "I hate you," you reply, collapsing dramatically back onto the couch. He gasps as he turns to you. "Take that back," he says, quickly. "Nope," you mimic him, smugly. "Take it back," he repeats, "You don't hate me." You give him the silent treatment. "Well, you've left with me no choice," he says, deviously, reaching for you. You squirm as he begins to tickle you. "Stop," you plead, "I don't hate you, I like-like you." He stops. "Like, like-like?" he asks, trying to process what you said.
Yoongi: You hadn't planned on it. But after a glass of wine with dinner turned into two empty bottles, shared between you and him, your filter was nonexistent. "Yoongi," you call after him, after he gets you settled on his couch. He turns back to you and can't help but smile at the sight of you - sleepy eyes, blanket pulled up to your chin. "I hope you know this doesn't help my crush on you," you slur, "You know, you taking care of me." He chuckles. "Go to sleep, (Y/N)," he says, gently, resisting the urge to confess his feelings for you (because he knows there's a possibility you won't remember in the morning). "Okay, Yoongi," you comply, closing your eyes.
Hoseok: After you both have a tough day, you meet up for a midnight snack and rant session. For a few minutes, the only sound that can be heard in your living room is slurping noises as you both devour your cup noodles. Eventually he sets his cup down on your coffee table before leaning back on the couch- his eyes never leaving you, watching you carefully. When you finish eating, he finally asks, "How are you feeling?" You think a moment. "Better," you say before adding, "Now that you're here." "Not because of the ramen?" he asks, his heart beating faster. You shake your head, "I don't know what it is, but you make me feel better - that's why I like you so much."
Jimin: [Cut to mid-argument between you and him. Very tense, very emotional. You're still in the "just" friends stage, but it's getting harder to manage your feelings.] "You know you can tell me anything, (Y/N)," he pleads, having spent the past hour trying to figure out why you're upset, "You're my best friend." Hearing the word, "friend," you can't help but scoff at him. "Are we not friends?" he questions, unable to hide the hurt on his face. "We are, Jimin," you say, the tears you have been holding back finally pouring over, "But I am falling for you - as in, more than friends - and I don't know what to do." Despite your resistance, he pulls you into a tight hug.
Taehyung: Game night with friends devolves into a messy, chaotic game of charades after a few drinks. Feeling bold (after spending what felt like half the night flirting with Taehyung), you volunteer to go next. Ignoring the prompt you pulled from a hat, you hold up three fingers. "Three words," the group calls, but your eyes are solely focused on him. You nod, and then point to your eye. "I." You nod again, before doing a finger heart. "Love?" You shake your head. "Like?" You nod your head before finally pointing at Tae. "Really?" he asks with a boxy grin, while the rest of your friends protest ("Ew!" "Cringe!" "You guys are gross.")
Jungkook: Your eyes dart between your phone and the man standing in front of you, panic forming in your chest. You could not believe this was a real thing - thinking you were sending a text to your friend ("I'm falling for him") but actually sending it to the person you were referring to (Jungkook). "Who do you like, (Y/N)?" he asks, after seeing the text, "Do I know him?" You nod your head, swallowing the lump in your throat, not quite ready to talk. "Well, do you want to tell me who?" he prods. Your first instinct is to tell him "no," but knowing there would never be a "right" time, you change your mind. "You," you say quietly, averting your gaze. "Really?" he says, excitedly.
Namjoon: Feeling so protective of you, he has to hold himself back. He would prefer to demand to know what made you so upset, but he knows his intensity is not going to be helpful. Instead, he does the exact opposite and exercises expert constraint - he handles you like you are the most fragile thing in the world, hands ghosting over your body (your back, your shoulders, and down your arms) to comfort you. He knows that in time, when you're ready, you will open up about what happened, and then he can help you.
Jin: For someone who is practically a walking joke book, he is devoid of jokes when he sees you cry. Instead, he needs to get to the bottom of what is making you upset, "What happened? Are you hurt? Who did this? Do I need to beat someone up?" "I just need to cry, Jin," you will sometimes tell him. He sighs as he pulls you into his arms. "OK, that's OK," he reassures you, rubbing your back comfortingly, "But you know I've got your back - if something is the matter, you can always tell me, you know?"
Yoongi: Sensing the storm brewing within you, even before you begin crying, he asks if you're OK. Unfortunately, his question is what makes you finally break. "No, (Y/N)," he pleads, "Please don't cry." He gathers you in his arms, pressing a kiss to your temple. He stays silent while you cry, wanting to give you the space to fully feel your emotions. And when your tears begin to slow, he finally asks with the utmost concern in his voice, "How are you feeling now? Better? Worse? How can I help you?"
Hoseok: He is always quick to react - he will wordlessly wrap his arms around, rocking you slightly back and forth as you continue to cry. However, sometimes, as you begin to calm down, you notice he is sniffling, too. You look up at him and are greeted by his red nose, puffy eyes. "Hobi," you say, unable to stop yourself from feeling amused, "We can't both be crying." He sniffles again. "I'm sorry, (Y/N), I can't help it," he says, hugging you tighter, "When you're sad, it makes me feel sad, too."
Jimin: As soon as the first tears begin to fall, he is reaching you for you to gently wipe them away. And as much as he hates seeing you cry, his eyes never leave you. "Tell me what happened, (Y/N)," he gently prods, "I can only help if I know what's made you feel this way." Your eyes finally meet his piercing gaze, and for a moment you consider him telling you don't want to talk about it. However, he is looking at you with such unmistakable love and care that you know he means it when he says he wants to help.
Taehyung: "Nope," he says, resolutely, "You know crying's not allowed, (Y/N) - not on my watch." Nonetheless, he still hands you tissues before pulling you into a nearly crushing, bear hug. He goes back and forth between gently shushing you, and cooing phrases while stroking your hair, like "I love you" - "Everything will be OK, I'll make sure of it" - "It's OK to cry, but please don't be sad, (Y/N)." When you stop crying, he breathes a sigh of relief, suddenly aware of the tension he was holding onto just moments ago.
Jungkook: He freezes just for a moment - feeling guilty he did not see how upset you were sooner - before springing into action. "Come here, (Y/N)," he says as he opens his arms wide, which you immediately fall into, needing to feel him around you. He relies on gentle humming and back rubs to help soothe you (and maybe to soothe him, too). Eventually, you finally say, "I think I'm feeling better." You begin to pull away but he still clings onto you, wanting to make sure you are 100% before letting go.
"May I request: You’re their multilingual girlfriend but sadly Korean is one language you can’t speak." Thank you for the request, anon! I kept it light and sweet because apparently just thinking about this scenario (not being able to communicate effectively with a partner) stresses me out. Like, if it were me, I don't think I would get very far with shibal, oppa, wae, and yeorobun.
Seokjin
Since you are still learning, he does his best to make sure you never feel embarrassed for making a mistake when speaking Korean. On harder days, when you feel like all you're doing is stumbling over your words, he breaks out the hardest English words he knows (onomatopoeia, Worcestershire) and completely butchers saying them to pull even the smallest giggle from you. You gently correct him. “See, (Y/N), we’re both learning,” he reassures you, "You have nothing to worry about. You're doing amazing."
Yoongi
Much to your surprise, ARMY's theory on Yoongi being fluent in English turns out to be true. He certainly understands more than he can speak, but it still acts as a buffer while you catch up on learning Korean. In the meantime, he surprises you with his extensive knowledge of English slang. One minute your relaxing in comfortable silence, and the next he is using words like "rizz" or saying, "67." "What does 67 even mean?" you ask, incredulously. He shrugs nonchalantly in response.
Hoseok
Early on in your relationship, he finds himself nodding and smiling when he doesn't understand what you are saying (in your first language), and this breaks his heart. He desperately wants to understand what you are saying, always - why should a message coming from your lips go uninterpreted? This pushes him to really buckle down with learning your language (just as you are with Korean) because someway, somehow, he will make sure you can communicate with and understand one another.
Jimin
Jimin can't get enough of teaching you new words. To no one’s surprise, he is a patient teacher. At least once a day, he points at a random object and provides the Korean word for it. And every time, he can’t help but swoon over how you cute look when you concentrate, repeating the word back and forth with him until your pronunciation is near-perfect. “That’s it, baby,” he says before leaning in to give you a peck on the lips, “You are doing so well. Do you want to learn another word?”
Taehyung
To anyone who dares to make fun of you while you are still learning Korean, Taehyung has a karate chop to the neck locked and loaded for them. You are doing your best, and he could not be more proud of you. However, at some point, Namjoon receives a panicked phone call from Taehyung. "Hyung," Taehyung says quickly, "I need you to come over. I think I accidentally taught them some of TaeTae language, how do I undo it?" “Just correct them,” Namjoon replies. “But that would be mean, they’re still learning,” Taehyung whispers.
Jungkook
When you are struggling to communicate with one another, like mid-argument, he (annoyingly) breaks out Google Translate. So instead of you getting to hurl a satisfying half-insult at him, you huff before awkwardly leaning towards his phone in his outstretched hand, and begin speaking into the microphone. Going back and forth like this breaks the tension especially when the quality of the translation gets worse, causing you and him to both abandon the argument with a laugh. Arguing is too much work.
Namjoon
Out of all the members, you and Joon have the least amount of issues with communication while you learn Korean. However, you are endlessly amused by the other members calling him for help with translating between them and their non-fluent partners. "Duty calls," he jokes every time. You watch as he begins to leave, and it isn't until he has almost closed the door behind him when you call his name. When he turns around, you rush to him and press your lips against his. "Hurry back," you say when you break apart.
You stretch your body as you slowly open your eyes, the late, golden, afternoon sun filtering into his bedroom. You roll over and find him sitting up, back against the headboard, book in hand. You don't know what it is that makes you suddenly feel butterflies, if it is the way he smiles at you, dimples on display, glasses perched on his nose. Or if it is the way he reaches out, gently brushing your hair out of your face. You sit up and lean in. "I love you," you mutter against his lips. "Was your nap that good?" he questions, but when you move to bury your face in the crook of his neck, he chuckles, "I love you, too."
Seokjin
Having realized your evolving feelings for him, he notices the change in your demeanor during one of your movie nights. You're quiet, contemplative, and clearly holding back from him. You follow him into his kitchen when he refills the popcorn bowl. "Something the matter, my love?" he asks, brightly, when he notices you. "I love you," you say, quietly, no longer able to contain the words. He blinks. "I'm sorry," he teases, "I didn't catch that." "I love you." "Still can't hear you!" His name leaves your mouth as a whine. He pulls you into his arms. "I love you, too," he says before pressing his lips against yours.
Yoongi
"Tangerines are on sale," he beams as he pushes the grocery cart forward, his speed uncharacteristically picking up as he shuffles toward the citrus fruit display. You're about to tell him to slow down, they're not going anywhere, but when he turns back to you, he holds up a bag of them as if he just won a prize. In that moment, you realize you would buy citrus fruit with him everyday, for the rest of your life, given the chance. "I love you," you whisper, his cheeks turning pink in response. He whispers, "I love you, too," while you are in the cereal aisle, after a fierce debate over which cereal to get for the week.
Hoseok
Your confession comes during one of your late night talks, in his bed, in a cocoon of blankets. Despite both of you feeling exhausted moments ago, it is amazing how much energy an "I love you, Hobi" gives both of you. "I love you, too," he giggles, the words feeling so natural to him. His laughter makes you laugh. "Well, I love you more," you insist. He shakes his head, his arms wrapping you around tighter. "Impossible," he replies, "I love you more." You begin to argue, but he shushes you. "You’re not going to win this battle, princess," he tells you, simply. "Well, I would still like to try," you say, happily.
Jimin
The words come out almost like a plea, when he begins putting distance between you, afraid that his insecurities and other outside pressures will swallow you, too, eventually. "Please don't let me go," you cry, your words taking you by surprise as you were never one to beg for affection, "I love you too much." This stops him in his tracks, realizing that he was only hurting the both of you at this point. Weighed down by guilt, he finally wills himself to look at you. "You don't have to say-" you begin, but he cuts you off. "I love you, too," he chokes out, tears beginning to fall freely from his eyes.
Taehyung
You wouldn't call it an accident, but this certainly wasn't how you planned it. "I love you," you say just before ending your phone call with him, while he is away on a business trip. Realizing what you said, you panic and do not wait for his response. You press the 'end' button with lightning speed. He calls you back immediately. "You brat," he scolds you, laughter evident in his voice, "First you tell me over the phone, and then don't even wait for me to say it back." You try to make an excuse, not wanting him to feel pressure to respond a certain way. "Of course I'm going to say it, I love you so much, baby," he insists.
Jungkook
Despite going from best friends to an on-again/off-again, situationship-something-whatever, he still takes you by surprise when he acts jealous after a night out with him. "I bet you loved the attention," he snaps at you when you return to his apartment. "No, actually, I didn't," you reply, quickly. He looks at you like he doesn't believe you. "In fact," you continue, "The only person I wanted attention from was too focused on others that he couldn't be bothered with me." He begins to say something but you cut him off, "I love you, you idiot. I just want you." He responds by crashing his lips against yours.
Absolutely no one asked for this, but this is the type of stuff I think about at work to keep me from dying of boredom. Obviously inspired by Jin, Tae, and Joonie's posts on Instagram and WeVerse today. This is just a bonus. "When he has a crush on you" will proceed as normal tomorrow.
Seokjin
After the debacle on Instagram, which then spilled onto WeVerse, Jin is the one who suggests voting on who is more of a Princess - him or Namjoon - to settle it once and for all. He puts you in charge of gathering the votes.
He casts his vote first.
“Me! I may be World Wide Handsome, but I'm also very much a Princess,” he exclaims. Before you can ask for further explanation, he is already providing it, “Pink is my color. I look good in a tiara. I am bougie." (Who else do you know who wears jewelry, worth thousands of dollars, to the gym?) "After all that I have done for him, how could he do this to me?”
Namjoon
You approach Namjoon next. He is on his way to workout. When you ask him the question, he looks offended for just a moment, before another emotion takes its place. “Well, since he wants to turn it into a contest,” he says, sharply, “Me.” His smile is smug, but you can’t help but notice him fidgeting with the ring Jin gifted him for his birthday.
Yoongi
Next is Yoongi. As usual, you slowly approach Genius Lab. When you raise your fist to knock on the door, you glance down at his welcome mat, the cat is still flipping you off.
You knock three times. He doesn’t answer right away. When you are about to give up hope, the door cracks open. "Jin," he says, simply.
"No, it's (Y/N)," you reply.
"No," he asserts, "I'm voting for Jin."
Before you can ask how he knew about the poll, or his reasoning, he has already closed the door again.
Hoseok
You find both Hobi and Jimin in one of the practice rooms, learning a new dance challenge. They listen to your question carefully.
For Hobi, the question almost sends him spiraling into an existential crisis. Who is the better princess? he wonders to himself. Should he base it on looks? On vibes? Should he remain loyal to his fellow, rap line member - the one who spent countless hours, teaching him about rap and hip-hop, before they debuted? Or should he remain loyal to Jin, his other half of 2Seok? Although, he continues to think to himself, Jin did make me do a Zombie escape room the day after my discharge.
"Hobi," you say, interrupting his thoughts, "I need an answer."
"Seokjin!" he exclaims, clearly panicking from having to choose.
Jimin
After receiving Hobi's vote, you turn to Jimin, who has been patiently waiting. Before you can open your mouth, to repeat the question, he has an answer.
"Namjoon," he says, matter-of-factly.
"Why?" you question, curiously.
"Because MiniMoni."
Taehyung
With the score now Seokjin - 3, Namjoon - 2, you go to find Taehyung. He is sitting with Jungkook, still clearly proud of himself over his Instagram post regarding this Princess matter. He doesn't typically like to stir the pot, but in this case - how could he not?
When you approach, he looks up at you as if he was waiting for your arrival. "I am ready to cast my vote," he states.
"Go on," you reply.
"Namjoon," he declares. Little do you know, he flipped a coin to decide prior to your arrival.
Jungkook
With a sigh, you turn to Jungkook, who is in his own battle against jet lag. "Jungkook, you're the tie breaker," you inform him.
He blinks. "Wait, what?" he asks.
You catch him up to speed, sharing all the details with him - the tiara, the posts on social media, Jin requesting that all the members vote for who is the better Princess. As you explain the situation to him, he seems to catch a second wind - he looks more awake, seems to have more energy. There is suddenly a devious twinkle in his eyes.
When you pose the question to him, he responds quickly. "Namjoon," he replies, slapping his hand on his knee for emphasis.
His confidence takes you off guard - you would have never thought he would vote against Jin. Unless, you pause to think, unless Jin did something wrong. You rewind the past few days until it dawns you. Seokjin one-upped Jungkook by giving Namjoon that ring. This is Jungkook's revenge.
Voting Results: Somehow, according to the members of BTS, Namjoon is a Princess. Seokjin is not.
Absolutely no one asked for this, but this is the type of stuff I think about at work to keep me from dying of boredom. Obviously inspired by Jin, Tae, and Joonie's posts on Instagram and WeVerse today. This is just a bonus. "When he has a crush on you" will proceed as normal tomorrow.
Seokjin
After the debacle on Instagram, which then spilled onto WeVerse, Jin is the one who suggests voting on who is more of a Princess - him or Namjoon - to settle it once and for all. He puts you in charge of gathering the votes.
He casts his vote first.
“Me! I may be World Wide Handsome, but I'm also very much a Princess,” he exclaims. Before you can ask for further explanation, he is already providing it, “Pink is my color. I look good in a tiara. I am bougie." (Who else do you know who wears jewelry, worth thousands of dollars, to the gym?) "After all that I have done for him, how could he do this to me?”
Namjoon
You approach Namjoon next. He is on his way to workout. When you ask him the question, he looks offended for just a moment, before another emotion takes its place. “Well, since he wants to turn it into a contest,” he says, sharply, “Me.” His smile is smug, but you can’t help but notice him fidgeting with the ring Jin gifted him for his birthday.
Yoongi
Next is Yoongi. As usual, you slowly approach Genius Lab. When you raise your fist to knock on the door, you glance down at his welcome mat, the cat is still flipping you off.
You knock three times. He doesn’t answer right away. When you are about to give up hope, the door cracks open. "Jin," he says, simply.
"No, it's (Y/N)," you reply.
"No," he asserts, "I'm voting for Jin."
Before you can ask how he knew about the poll, or his reasoning, he has already closed the door again.
Hoseok
You find both Hobi and Jimin in one of the practice rooms, learning a new dance challenge. They listen to your question carefully.
For Hobi, the question almost sends him spiraling into an existential crisis. Who is the better princess? he wonders to himself. Should he base it on looks? On vibes? Should he remain loyal to his fellow, rap line member - the one who spent countless hours, teaching him about rap and hip-hop, before they debuted? Or should he remain loyal to Jin, his other half of 2Seok? Although, he continues to think to himself, Jin did make me do a Zombie escape room the day after my discharge.
"Hobi," you say, interrupting his thoughts, "I need an answer."
"Seokjin!" he exclaims, clearly panicking from having to choose.
Jimin
After receiving Hobi's vote, you turn to Jimin, who has been patiently waiting. Before you can open your mouth, to repeat the question, he has an answer.
"Namjoon," he says, matter-of-factly.
"Why?" you question, curiously.
"Because MiniMoni."
Taehyung
With the score now Seokjin - 3, Namjoon - 2, you go to find Taehyung. He is sitting with Jungkook, still clearly proud of himself over his Instagram post regarding this Princess matter. He doesn't typically like to stir the pot, but in this case - how could he not?
When you approach, he looks up at you as if he was waiting for your arrival. "I am ready to cast my vote," he states.
"Go on," you reply.
"Namjoon," he declares. Little do you know, he flipped a coin to decide prior to your arrival.
Jungkook
With a sigh, you turn to Jungkook, who is in his own battle against jet lag. "Jungkook, you're the tie breaker," you inform him.
He blinks. "Wait, what?" he asks.
You catch him up to speed, sharing all the details with him - the tiara, the posts on social media, Jin requesting that all the members vote for who is the better Princess. As you explain the situation to him, he seems to catch a second wind - he looks more awake, seems to have more energy. There is suddenly a devious twinkle in his eyes.
When you pose the question to him, he responds quickly. "Namjoon," he replies, slapping his hand on his knee for emphasis.
His confidence takes you off guard - you would have never thought he would vote against Jin. Unless, you pause to think, unless Jin did something wrong. You rewind the past few days until it dawns you. Seokjin one-upped Jungkook by giving Namjoon that ring. This is Jungkook's revenge.
Voting Results: Somehow, according to the members of BTS, Namjoon is a Princess. Seokjin is not.