[babyangel-jpg]

Could y'all stop smoking weed around small children like what the fuck is wrong with y'all

[this-blog-blocks-lackadaisy-fans]

[m1911s-3rd-prestige]

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

[srsfunny]

You lucky boi

[asoftunkindness]

This is why geese are so arrogant

[turbodong-deactivated20190403]

[machetelanding]

[fundead]

[funnypicsdept]

[inkskinned]

when someone loves you - really loves you - treat them gently. text your best friend back when you can. tell your mother you noticed her haircut and that she was right about that recipe. tell your grandfather that the boats in his bottles are the best things you’ve ever seen. be good to the people who are good to you. it’s the least you can do.

[academiemelusine]

I try to keep it stone cold on main but let me just say that I am very pleased with how Orc-adjacent Bowsette is.

[pon-raul]

[sarahseeandersen]

[theyfoundmeagain-deactivated201]

This has made me realise just how far i’ve come with so much this last year

[historicalemily]

!!!

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

my psych prof used to work in the gov and had to do a routine security check on hillary clinton during the election, and my prof showed up to her office wearing open toed heels and hillary’s security guy pulled her aside and said “can u change ur shoes. please don’t make me tell you why.” and my prof was like “no lmao i’ll wear whatever i want” so the security guy had to tell her that hillary didn’t like other women wearing open toed shoes when bill was around cause he has a thing for feet

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

[honeybottledrip]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[sunkensparrows]

when you close a program but it doesn’t totally close

[little-lackadaisical]

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[acdsv34ce198qfchsldkja-deactiva]

tfw = two fucking weiners

[misterjakes]

[countlurkula-blog-deactivated20]

Always reblog Bill and his weiners.

[longislandairpower]

[vinegarjoe]

I found an old faded poster of the last one in a thrift store when I was like 14