I'm always this nice

Elliot / 20 / 98% Haikyuu!! 2% other anime/manga

[transkirishima]

this is gonna be the funniest thing i will ever make

[incorrectseijouquotes]

Hanamaki: Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs

Iwaizumi: PLEASE go to church this sunday

[totally-real-haikyuu-quotes]

*phone rings*

Oikawa: Hello?

Killer: I see you…

Oikawa:

Killer:

Oikawa: Do I look good?

[incorrect-kenma-quotes]

Hinata: *kisses Kenma’s cheek*

Kenma: What is this?

Hinata: Affection?

Kenma: Disgusting

Kenma:…

Kenma: Do it again

[incorrect-hq-quotes]

Shimizu: [about Yamaguchi] Go talk to him.

Yachi: Oh, I dunno I'm not very good at talking to guys.

Shimizu: It's easy. It's just like talking to girls but you gotta use smaller words.

[yothisisdeadashelllmao-deactiva]

Haikyuu as vines

Iwaizumi: sup bitch

Oikawa: *blushing* stop

Iwaizumi: bitch

Oikawa: *moans loudly*

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Hinata: that was legitness!

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Kenma: uuuggghh UUGGHHH

Kenma: FUCK SCHOOL

Kenma: FUCK ALL THIS BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK

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Kuroo and Tsukishima: lame

Kuroo: !!

Kuroo and Tsukishima: jinx! You owe me

Tsukishima: a sod-

Kuroo: a kiss

Tsukishima: … *tries to get out*

Kuroo: *blocks* YOURE NOT GOING ANYWHERE TSUKKI

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Akaashi: pass me my keys

Bokuto: *throws the printer*

Akaashi: ??

Bokuto: I thought you said printer

Akaashi: why the fuck would I say printer ??

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Sugawara: there is only one thing worser than a rapist *rips off paper*

Tsukishima: a child

Sugawara: no!

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Kageyama and Hinata: *fighting*

Tsukishima: can I get a waffle?

Kageyama and Hinata: *keeps fighting*

Tsukishima: can I PLEASE get a waffle?

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Tsukishima: *presses very soda on the fountain*

Tsukishima: *sips* fuck you

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Tsukishima: tadashi has 12 bottles of soap-

Hinata: wait wait why does Yamaguchi have so much soap?!

Yamaguchi: *surrounded by soap* MIND YO BUSINESS HINATA

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Kageyama: sssuuppp it’s ya boi

Kageyama: uuuuuhhhh

Kageyama: skinny penis

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Kuroo: sup I just got laid

Bokuto: nice, how was it?

Kuroo: it was excellent

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Kuroo: if there’s any spirits here with us

Kuroo: can you tell me…

Kuroo: does this sound like Shakera?

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Bokuto: I saw you hanging out with Oikawa yesterday

Kuroo: ubt ugh! Bokuto it’s not what it looks like!

Bokuto: I WONT HESITATE BITCH

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Kenma: everyday

Kenma: I don’t know if I should do homework or video games

Kenma: no matter the question the answer is always porn

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Sugawara: I’m sorry Daichi but I am in love with Jesus… *holds bible*

Daichi: *jumps Asahi* JESUS!

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Kiyoko: hi I’m lesbian

Tanaka: I thought you were Japanese

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Tsukishima: Daichi! Daichi!

Tsukishima: oh my god he’s fuckin dead

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Hinata: and they were roommates

Tsukishima: oh my god they were roommates

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Kuroo: you stupid

Lev: no I’m not!

Kuroo: what’s nine plus ten?

Lev: … 21?

Kuroo: you stupid

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Oikawa: *running away and screaming*

Ushijima: why are you running?

Ushijima: why are you running??

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Kuroo: a lot of people ask me *about to lean on a chair*

Kuroo: What’s it like to be a sex go- *misses and hits himself on the chair*

[starlity]

futakuchi kenji moodboard 2018

[queenoftheantz]

@littleweirdoalien read haikyuu!!, and immediately made the wise observation that Haikyuu!! is just Bamse (swedish cartoon CLASSIC) but for sport anime nerds. All about working together, and becoming stronger together!

So of course, we immediately made an au.

Translation:

“Why should I be nice? No one is nice to ME!”

“Anyway I’m the world champion in meanness, and that’s that!”

“Guys! Maybe he will be nice if we go for some kindness!”

“That meanie? NEVER!”

“What do you believe, Ukai?”

“I don’t believe anything I don’t know. But I will let Tobio play, so we will see!”

Original comic:

[hqscans]

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[fejufej]

I can’t stop posting memes h e l p

[story-kat]

Art by ma2

Posted with Permission (reprint/edit and/or commercial use prohibited)

[evercelle]

guess what I’ve been playing lol

[lizzilz]

Asahi & Noya. 💕

[chaosemmie]

step 1: get engaged! 

step 2: tell all ur friends how engaged u are!

[kouushi-deactivated20200714]

Tfw you want to draw fanart but you’re seeing Green Day in 6 days 

[miyaosamu]

me what the fuck

[bigsharktheorist]

i continue to draw hq boys yep

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