Hinga Dinga Durgen

Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier.

[v-jolt]

Try saying the old Resident Evil controls suck after seeing this.

[kalichnikov]

Whatever, man. *does this*

[outofcontextarthur]

[white-isis-deactivated20191218]

Y’all

[ape-of-naples]

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

[loreofcardigan]

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

[effington]

[dfuua-deactivated20180420]

me leaving the house

[hambaes-deactivated20151121]

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

can ppl stop being like “my ovaries!!” whenevr they see a cute guy its not problematic or anything its just weird as fuck

[king]

[buyakendama]

[king]

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

texting

girl: im dying

me: without me? :/

[mjalti]

why doesn;t life….pick on someone her own size.. ive had enuf

[jones-friend]

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who

[awrats]

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[ewaneneollav]

[strixkid-deactivated20240927]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

growing up with three parents was really weird

[ilovecocina-deactivated20160622]

what?? u had three parents??

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

yeah my mom’s a gemini

[30-minute-memes]

Lets not forget this very day!

[a-rich-friendship]

National Holiday

[echos-bizarre-adventure]

October 3 is so many things.