Noms. That's what it's all about.

My name's Johnson. I'm a bicyclist, I like food and bikes, a lot. Killing pigeons that come anywhere near my ornithophobic girlfriend is my life. No not really, I would get in trouble if I killed pigeons, but I do shoo them away.

[theshitneyspears]

omfg

[hippobottomass]

Screaming

[theitmoproject]

#drinkingonaboatisdifferent

[theitmoproject]

[theitmoproject]

Cute ass little sister

[hippobottomass]

My lady and my sis

[theitmoproject]

I don’t care, I love that face I love that grin That haircut Those eyes That mole you probably didn’t even see on his collarbone That red string with the old man stone at the end he wears around his neck 。 I love him most in soft white shirts and dark pants I think it makes him look simple, I can focus on my favorite things 。 I don’t remember a time when I wasn’t happy to see that face

[hippobottomass]

It's times like these that just make me sit back and wonder how lucky I am to have her. And how she's stuck with me forever

[shadesofelias]

I WANT THIS DELETED

[jadorexjaii]

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE 😭

[x-aelx]

*logs off*

[gullahch1ld]

I AM DYING!!!😭😂

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[catboyselsel]

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

[lesbian-trash-possum]

@fake-bird

[thepinkestpug]

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

[lanternlighting]

(x)

[bluaki-deactivated20240226]

[lowhp]

I haven’t watched the Pokemon anime in years, so I have no idea what is going on in this photoset.

[felinedong-deactivated20140825]

What

[soul-of-spoopy]

That’s Jesse and James with an inkay dressed as pikachu

[tentacuddles]

Jesse and James in competent disguises good enough to fool pokemon fans. it’s finally happened, guys.

[huffpost]

[stability]

someone: “omg you’re so pretty!”

me:

[jus-a-dash]

[jus-a-dash]

Yaovi Mawuli, a high schooler from North Carolina, noticed that a fellow classmate of his had sneakers that were very worn down when other kids in the class made fun of them.  In the spirit of the season, Yaovi laced his classmate with a pair of “Concord” Air Jordan 11 lows to “help a brother out” as he stated in a Facebook message.

These are the righteous acts that need to be shown to the world….we need more people like this.

[ludgatess]

“How do I present i to him without him feeling like I feel sorry for him?” i am crying, he even worried about his classmate reaction and how to make a smooth move instead of try to act like a saviour. This is the type of actions and love we need

[chelseawelseyknight]

AWWWWWWWWW

[theitmoproject]

We’re both kinda strange

[theitmoproject]

Lunch date ❤️

[theitmoproject]

When your dog is all ready to go outside but you’re taking forever to pick a pair of shoes 😂

[theitmoproject]

Cotton candy with my love ❤️💁🏾💁🏾

[theitmoproject]

When your dog is all ready to go outside but you’re taking forever to pick a pair of shoes 😂

[theitmoproject]

Dad’s birthday party! They made Johnson stand in the back cuz he’s tall af lol 😂 I took the picture so, yeah 😅