omg this was just my scenario standing in the corner of the kitchen with two kids screaming at my ankles with a jumpy puppy attached to me while wearing a baby who is nursing and grabbing and pulling on my necklace and trying to scoop yogurt into popsicle molds which is no easy task FUCK something has got to give from time to time. no one should have to endure that much stress in a 2-3 minute period DONT HAVE KIDS DONT GET A PUPPY JUST TRAVEL WITH YOUR PARTNER AND CUDDLE AND HAVE SEX AND GO ON WALKS AND REJOICE IN FREEDOM











