Hipster Richards

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I love you.

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Once upon a time there was this guy and he was all like hey . And then this messed up stuff happened and he was like noooo. Then he overcame adversity and junk and like totally became the hero so now he’s all like yeah an junk.

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Guy Persona , Lucy Diamond and Vincent DeShane walk in to a bar.

The bartender says “Are the twins your lovers or do the got money to drink?”

Lucy Diamond: “ neither they work for me. Are you gonna ask a million questions or are you gonna pour”

The bar went dry after that.

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Look I like the system that the community here on tumblr came up with to deal with [redacted] I’m not going to stop it all I’m saying is you based it on some pretty shaky grounds. I have ideas but only for those that can prove they can show up the rest of you I will let the garbage collection system deal with you I don’t want to go near any of that. Ze knows just be ready for the consequences.

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Obscure tic tok trend reference about gunpowder.

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How much more promo do you want me to do?

More then enough to choke you out

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At least JDSY shows up unlike you.

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Thank you erry one olive juice 🥤 ❤️ 🥤.

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Vincent DeShane oh Vincent. The dick I could never pin down. The map was made but the script only half done. And now with the writers strike I’m not sure it will ever be complete.

A world still rendering in the multiverse will justice ever be served? Lucy Diamond the jewel in my eye 👁️.

The killer still walks the streets of the living irl.

I could put a stop to it but I believe in solidarity.

Unlike that scab with zes large language model!

Oh well the lazy river continues to roll on.

Smoke a cig for me Vincent and remember to watch the message boards.

Vinyl world keeps pumping out the jams. See flat earth was right. Doubters!

Gog do I want to go to the beach on dune again that was fun.

Oh well back to the mine craft server.

Orange 🍊 juice 🥤 olive 🫒 juice 🥤 orange 🍊 juice 🥤. 😉 😜 😉

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Hi hipsterrichards ! You ask me to send you a videos ?

🍓👉 https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_movphQgFB5.mp4 👈🍓

Hmm I don’t remember asking

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[sniperct]

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Wow there sure are a lot of ping pong [expletive deleted] in here…

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Wow there sure are a lot of ping pong [expletive deleted] in here…

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Moon 🌝 🌚 🌙 nooM https://www.instagram.com/p/CY7QVBavJKM/?utm_medium=tumblr

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We are going full frontal in the next year or so hope all you pervs /pervects/sluts like the new and improved operating procedures. A lot of thought went into this so I will be crushed if you don’t like it but then again flock you! ;)