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you know who else serves coffee and provides free wi-fi?

over 1 billion hipsters served. lololol, those hipsters, going to McDonalds. what total hipsters

#shitty attempts at humor #McDonalds #The Poke

bullshit bingo card house here.

lol, hipsters have beards, lol! and they like coffee and vegetarians food. lmao. also they are on social media and have wi-fi! lol! lmao!!! stupid hipspsptors, no-one else likes those things!

[original via worthless UK "humor" site The Poke]

#facial hair #restaurant #coffee #vegetarianism #wi-fi #tweets #shitty attempts at humor #The Poke

lol look at these hipster politician with their facial hair

the UK is so hipster it elects hipster politicians!!

hipspsptors

#facial hair #politicians

"Pitch Perfect 2" is once more looking for local faces to appear in the musical-comedy sequel, which is gearing up to start shooting this month in Baton Rouge. Specifically, the production is looking for "male and female hipsters and hippie types" in their 20s and 30s, according to a casting advisory posted Wednesday (April 30) on the Baton Rouge Film Commission's Facebook page.

y'know, hipsters, hippies, that sort of thing. why not also get some goth chicks, mods, and dudes in zoot suits to round out that authentic modern cultural milieu

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#nola.com #new orleans times-picayune #casting calls

#twitter #conortripler

yes, that is how supply and demand works

#Daily Mail #pint glasses

here we see how hipsters are anyone with any interest in an object they remember from the past, as illustrated by hipster comedian Al Murray.

original (doesn't boost Daily Mail search rankings)

#generalised nostalgia #Daily Mail #Al Murray #someone's grandfather just heard about the concept of hipsters #pint glasses

as if to prove the point, here is the title of Deacon Blue's new album.

#Deacon Blue #oh dear

My initial surprise was replaced by a stark realization: as a 30-something skinnyish urban male there’s almost nothing I can wear that won’t make me look like a hipster. Such is the pervasiveness of hipster culture that virtually every aspect of male fashion and grooming has been colonized.

After getting a pair of glasses for his eyesight, a New York Times reporter is accused of being a "hipster". He responds with this truly bizarre article in which complains of feeling culturally hemmed in because any possible fashion or lifestyle choice available to him could see him branded as a hipster.

The piece is actually quite good for pointing the myriad contradictions that render "hipster" a meaningless word – they love outdated technology, and iPhones! they favour skate shoes, and trainers, and loafers, and work boots! they revel in irony, and also sincerity! – and yet he somehow completely misses the point of his own examples, and draws the bonkers conclusion that this is because "[h]ipsterification is a fast-moving, all-encompassing beast" and possibly the broadest subculture in the history of subcultures, rather than that "hipster" is a term whose very all-inclusivity renders it totally meaningless and that at this point, it is nothing more than a knee-jerk catch-all term which is deployed to mean "anyone i don't like".

#new york times #steven kurutz

Landlords are giving Manhattan's Financial District a makeover, according to Business Insider, "hipsterfying FiDi into a destination for media and tech companies". what form does this hipsterfication take? well, they're

adding bicycle parking, free Wi-Fi in public spaces and electric-car charging stations.

so there we have it: Manhattan's Financial District could soon have bicycles and more internet connections. this man listening to music near some newspapers only confirms it.

(also, good to know hipsters don't really hate cars after all)

#business insider #manhattan #wear bicycle lol #internet

look at this bunch of hipsters, cunningly disguising their sickening hipsterosity by just looking like a group of regular everyday people. disgusting.

(source)

#gothamist #brooklyn #bushwick

Mike Sacco summarises the general level of anti-hipspsptor discourse

#mike sacco #twitter #hipspsptor

as in life, so too in parody Twitter accounts

#st louis #twitter #stlhipster

The forecast for Bushwick on Saturday: wet and wild. That’s when the rowdies turn Moore St. into Brooklyn’s version of Mardi Gras, cheering bikini babes during the ballyhooed kegstand, crowding the photo booth, wetting themselves up in Waterworld and learning to double-dutch (while drunk).

"The hipsters, sir... they're dancing, watching live music, getting drunk and cheering at girls in bikinis. No, we've never seen anything like this before. No, it's definitely behavior unique to this well-defined new subculture. Will keep you informed of the situation as it develops"

#ny daily news #bushwick #brooklyn #street party #drinking #dancing #selfies

holding a dance party! drinking coffee! listening to music "not currently on the Billboard charts"! wearing sunglasses! CHECK OUT THESE CRAZY CATS AND THEIR UNCONVENTIONAL PASTIMES

worth it for the bit at the end of the segment when the newsreader dresses "hipster", like every "punk rock" episode of an '80s cop show

#ksdk #local tv #dancing #sunglasses #coffee #music #yelp #st louis

Attention lumberjacks and hipsters: it's time to put that beard to work. A Kentucky-based advertising agency is offering $5 per day to men willing to wear an ad in their beards.

where "hipster" means "this guy has a beard, better throw the h-word into a totally insignificant story to attract a few more dullards to sound off about how they hate hipsters in the comment section"

also it's not that they're offering $5 per day to men willing to wear an ad in their beards so much as that they've conned this one particular mark into doing that

#huffington post #beards #facial hair #two years bro really

Big Razor's sales are sliding as facial hair becomes more popular and consumers find cheaper blades

"Are hipsters* killing the razor business?" asks an article which then goes on to explain that no, the fact that they've released a razor with blades you never have to replace is probably a more likely culprit

* anyone with facial hair

#business week #facial hair #big razor

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