That's So Ravana

Smite blog for all things that could slightly be Smite

[tusky-attack]

Am I gonna get Kukulkan to X solely because I love the quetz-kukulkan skin?

Yes.

[tusky-attack]

But…. that’s what I love the most about the skin…

[off-with-there-heads]

It’s not accurate spanish and the accent is rlly excessive lol

[iaintlionaround]

Okay but, I know people that talk like that

[unstable-heatwave]

yeah i know people back home who talk like they barely escaped Chernobyl their accent is that thick.. also yeah Tusky I like the Quetzalkan skin too it’s really pretty

[tusky-attack]

I kinda grew up around spanish and accents like that so it really reminds me of being around my mexican family and classmates.

And really spanish is so cool and I didn’t realize how much I loved it until I moved somewhere that had little to no spanish speaking people.

[thatssoravana]

Lol I’m resurrecting this page just to say y'all are fucking dumb. They’re speaking Portuguese not Spanish.

[tusky-attack]

Hi nice to see you again. Thank you for calling us all dumb. I for one really appreciate it. But that’s definitely spanish. Even after looking at all the voicelines just to make sure, it is in fact spanish.

But I’m fucking dumb so what’s my knowledge add up to anyway…

[thatssoravana]

Hi, sorry, I assumed since the skin was made for Brazil that they used Portuguese. And with everyone speaking Spanish saying they weren't speaking Spanish correctly it seemed like how people usually hear Portuguese and think it's just wrong spanish. My bad

[thatssoravana]

I'm watching a video with pictures of the smite god voice actors and... That's a lot of white people doing Chinese and Japanese gods... Like all of them

[smiteuserboxes]

This user plays Nox.

[off-with-there-heads]

Fuck yeah I do

[goddessoffaith]

alot

[thatssoravana]

I want a kit for a voodoo god/goddess that's all about lifesteal and sucking the life out of opponents.

Also something in the style of Thanatos would work super well, where they'll use their body like a voodoo doll and inflict pain on themselves to hurt the opponents

[liams10inpayne]

Tell me one thing

Tell me one thing about yourself and tag 3 people.

I can’t really whistle @paula229 @solardanstem @blossom-howell

[toastduck]

Wasn’t tagged but I really want to do this!

Oreos make me really nauseous!!

@g0atpeppers @otterlypepsi @sophia-dusk

[thecardiganslife1995album]

I met Garrett Borns and got a picture with him

@lolofangirl @life-born-of-fire @cjwildstyle

[cjwildstyle]

I pretend to hate school sometimes so I’m not seen as weird.

@hiippok @rockandrollmidnight @cherrypotion27

[hiippok]

Eh? Me? Uh, okay. I basically feel comfortable only in corduroys. Especially skinny jeans make me feel uneasy.

@sateenvarjosamurai @hanvii82arts @mintyminty

[ss82arts-movin-accounts]

I don’t like too small T-shirts thought they fit on me - size ’S’ makes me feel uncomfortable.

@thecosplaynerdarts @thepandadrawer @misskitkatmadness

[misskitkatmadness]

I refuse to sleep with my body uncovered by my sheets or have my body hang off the bed. Monsters y'know.

@kinga-of-queens @x-the-black-cat-x @hyperchronic

[hyperchronic]

I’ve never had a smoothie that didn’t make me gag. XP  

@spook-wolf  @squigglydigglydoo @whimery

[grezzwizard]

I wasn’t tagged but I’m a literal rollercooster of introvet and extrovet.

@thebrokengodofmischief @anastasia-cherubin @smite-headcanons

What about you guys?

[smite-headcanons]

I have over 20 docs of unfinished fics saved to Microsoft Word - Mod Poi

@beefish123 @off-with-there-heads @thana-tostada

[off-with-there-heads]

I just got a boyfriend :) (so it said to tag three people so I figured why not tag the whole crew xD)

@rock-hard-chaac @asi-dead-people @gebtron-legendarydefender

[asi-dead-people]

AYYYY, PROUD OF YOU

[off-with-there-heads]

ur supposed to put something about urself and tag three people lmaoooo

[asi-dead-people]

Ewww, facts about me? That’s just gross

[off-with-there-heads]

that’s a mood xD

[asi-dead-people]

Lol, if you insist. I’m a jack of all trades, I can do everything well but nothing great

@72-transformations @sobek-support @warlock-sass

[72-transformations]

I can’t cook

@iaintlionaround @cabrasmash @bbellona

[iaintlionaround]

I can cook

@tusky-attack @grim-guitar-swings @skadi-too-hottie

[tusky-attack]

Driving calms me down

@lyreical-dork @somethingsmellsfishy @iron-poet-xing

[iron-poet-xing-blog]

One thing huh? Well I’ve come to terms with my bisexuality.

@aphro-die @macko123456789

[aphro-die-blog1]

Ummm, I am a very uninteresting person.

[aphro-die-blog1]

I forgot to tag so uh @nyxatnight @thatssoravana @ someone else idk

[thatssoravana]

Ooh here’s a fun fact!!

I’m completely unlovable.

@gothsforrihanna @xballer @troyesivan just for fun

[gamingazn]

*clears throat*

So anyone have any ideas on how we can fix this community as a whole? I’d love to hear everyone’s opinions.

[thatssoravana]

We can uninstall smite

[thatssoravana]

Smite selfie day ayye

[iaintlionaround-deactivated2017]

I feed on swk don’t let me play him

[r34p3r0ft035]

Ngl I generally assumed you feed on every god

Since you play on console scum

[scythes-and-sins-deactivated201]

Don’t diss console you walnut

[to-the-vanguard]

We can’t all afford gaming computers, Janice.

[thatssoravana]

(Console Players are better than PC players because we have to make the same precise actions with less precise controls, all T no shade)

[thatssoravana]

Who should I️ 💎 next??

I have one in every role (i.e. assassin, hunter, etc..) and for my next round I want to 💎 one per pantheon.

Right now my Diamonds are:

Nox (Mage, Roman)

Athena (Guardian, Greek)

Hou Yi (Hunter, Chinese)

Hun Batz (Assassin, Mayan)

Osiris (Warrior, Egyptian)

Kukulkan (Mage, Mayan)

I have no diamonds in Norse, Hindu, Japanese, or Celtic Pantheons.

I already have 2 mages and 2 Mayan gods so we'll leave mages and Mayans out for now.

Please suggest! It would be greatly appreciated!

[thatssoravana]

Where are my Xbox smite players at??

And who wants to play? I'm not a top ranking player but I'm also not utter shit 😅

Message me I wanna play

[thatssoravana]

I made some content.

this is my definitive chart of where the smite gods are on the gay sex spectrum

thank you to @we-are-the-morrigan for your help <3 

@nyxatnight @gorgontears @480pdavid @lyreical-dork you may enjoy this

[nyxatnight]

this is it

[gorgontears-deactivated20171126]

[thatssoravana]

I've never been so offended in my life. How dare you change Fabulous Chiron to that basic bitch

[etchings-on-the-barc]

Smite Selfie Day: November 2017

Aight so I’m late but I made them so huzzah!

As always I may have missed some folks so if I missed you let me know.

What I ll do this time is wait and see if I have enough people I missed to justify making another one and adding to this post.

Also, you’re all great. You all rock. Never cancel that.

Bye.

[thatssoravana]

ayye i’m in this

[thatssoravana]

I made some content.

this is my definitive chart of where the smite gods are on the gay sex spectrum

thank you to @we-are-the-morrigan for your help <3 

@nyxatnight @gorgontears @480pdavid @lyreical-dork you may enjoy this

[scythes-and-sins-deactivated201]

*calls KUZENBO nasty but ADDS KHEPRI AS A DOM BOTTOM*

[thatssoravana]

HE JUST WANTS TO PROTECT YOU AND MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD

[thatssoravana]

I made some content.

this is my definitive chart of where the smite gods are on the gay sex spectrum

thank you to @we-are-the-morrigan for your help <3 

@nyxatnight @gorgontears @480pdavid @lyreical-dork you may enjoy this

[thatssoravana]

I'm making up for lost time

So I'm gonna be posting a whole lot again. It's time for the Return of Ravana👌👌

[gorgontears-deactivated20171126]

Legendary skins should be white and gold

[gorgontears-deactivated20171126]

I mean

[thatssoravana]

This could replace golden skins and no one would be mad. Then make diamond skins that obsidian/Galaxy looking stuff they used for paladins

[thatssoravana]

Heyyyyyy

Sorry I've been really inactive and only participating in the smite selfie days, I'll post something when I'm not disassociating again lmao I'm shit