so far away🌙🌑💫

姚美莲 : ♐ : INFP : BTS im straight up not having a good time bro

[bedussey]

I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

[sarcasticfina]

[ghost-princen-blog]

Chaotic good

[memeculture69]

[nuka-rockit]

video game: CAPITALISM BAD. FASCISM BAD. KILL NAZIS.

gamers: this is what video games should be; apolitical fun.

video game: here’s a black character

gamers: the bastards… they finally did it… politics finally killed video games.

[catchymemes]

[wellijustfinnihedoneofthebooks]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[antifainternational]

Pro tips from original antifa.

[theweirdwideweb]

[orchidvioletindigo]

[sycamoretree]

trinity 

[yawning-caverns]

An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.

He was accurate to the minute.

[elodieunderglass]

Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew

[bakwaaas]

being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

so i didn’t realize kuzco is literally only 17 in the emperor’s new groove and the pacha-kuzco dynamic becomes like 8x funnier bc pacha has accidentally adopted a teenager

[sexycraisinthanos]

Kuzco: I want to tear down your home and build a swimming pool there. lol

Pacha: 

[theproblematicblogger]

If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?

Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.

[spreadworldpeace]

fuck that id grow another arm so I can jerk off while playing Assassins Creed Brother Hood

[theproblematicblogger]

Is it too late to change my answer

[firis-chan]

[cherrybomdotcom-deactivated2021]

If you didn’t grow up ugly, poor or emo I don’t trust you

[catchymemes]

[badlydrawneverything]

[catasters]

[antique-scarecrow]

I feel like the fact this got popular without a dominant caption is a tribute to 2020

[whitepeopletwitter]

[littletantrums]

[luckyrabbits]

y’all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about it

[fuuzis-trash-dump]

Pro Tip: Try to think of something embarrassing some else has done. You probably can't. Which means no one else remembers the cringe thing you did.

[luckyrabbits]

wait that actually helps so much