Hitting Rock Bottom

Hit rock bottom? Having a mid live crisis? Quarter life crisis? Join me on my real time journey of attempting to turn my life around

[ewaneneollav]

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

[commanderbridger-deactivated202]

Disney didn’t kill the EU.

The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.

Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

[dobdob]

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

disney fucking caused brexit

[hirockbo]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[aliofbabylon-deactivated2023020]

[yaboyfrankdesu]

[mattandjones]

[sumflora]

me: types out a post

me, deleting it: God jsut shut the fuck

[lovethisbug]

[zootedboy]

[dutchster]

oh

[sa2ha]

honestly… lets make dark undereye circles a #trend…. i want ppl to draw on undereye bags… its haute couture now…

[memewhore]

[ethoereal]

BITCH ME TOO

[alucarda-deactivated20191117]

the fic: there’s only one bed

my ass, knowing damn well they’re gonna fucking share that bed: are they gonna share the bed 👀?

[hirockbo]

me: *overthinks everything and cries*

*5 minutes later*

also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back

[goblinlord-deactivated20160826]

[hooralayn-deactivated20160912]

if im marrying u n we’re not from the same country u best teach me ur language aint having ur aunties calling me ugly with no translation

[hirockbo]

highschool teen romance film

good christian girl: *is paired with withdrawn goth boy for assignment* ugh i hope i stay on this trouble maker's good side :(

good christain girl: *spots a book poking out of withdrawn goth boy's bag* hey what's that?

withdrawn goth boy: *pulls out copy of romeo and juliet* oh yeah just some light reading i usually do in lunch.

good christian girl: you.......like Shakespeare?

withdrawn goth boy: [quotes some of the wherefore art thou romeo scene without looking at the book]

good christian girl: that's incredible!

withdrawn goth boy: yeah, i've always felt i've had a connection to romeo- as well as the protagonist of [another 9-11th grade mandatory reading book]

good christian girl: yeah *slightly flustered* same here....

bell rings

good christian girl's friend: Kelsey-Anne Sue come on!! were going home!

good christian girl: be there soon guys! *looks back at withdrawn goth boy* see you around then, i guess :)

withdrawn goth boy: *cracks a shy smile* y-yeah. see you around

good christain girl: *coughs slightly, indicating that her mysterious disease may be returning*