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Chapters: 4 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mitokado Homura/Sarutobi Hiruzen/Utatane Koharu

Summary:

After years of rejecting his advances, Hiruzen's teammates finally deign to fuck him. Hiruzen gets bullied, but don't worry, he's having the time of his life.

(Don't be fooled by the multiple chapters, after Ch. 1 this is just one really long, drawn out sex scene.)

(10,336 words)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIRUZEN

akatsukitrash

Not him finding Hashirama and Tobirama through smell. That being said I like to think that, since I headcanon Tobirama is blind, he taught Hiruzen to use his other senses in case he can't rely on his eyes

#thinking abt this...#reblog

long time no see! i’m glad you’re still around, hiruzensux :) <3

—hoozukis くコ:彡

thank you anon 💖💖💖💖💖 im not as around as i wish i was, but i'm definitely still here and still obsessed with these fuckers

#ask #all my thoughts are either inarticulable #not worth articulating #or both #but im working on doing it anyway lol

digging through my notes in search of smth postable to show this blog's not completely dead and one of them is just this and no additional text

#mayb this wouldve fixed them...#it would fix me #nsfw.txt #teacher x student #hiruzen x danzō x tobirama #ykwim tho right?#roots n leaves... complementary strengths/weaknesses....#im always a slut for unsubtle symbolism #also i just need Tobirama stuffed so full of student dick #sarutobi hiruzen #hiruzen sarutobi #shimura danzō #danzō shimura #shimura danzo #danzo shimura #senju tobirama #tobirama senju #my post

perelka-l

But I’m not the one driving anymore

trying to get back into swing of things

#ohhhhhhhh i rlly love this #his expression....#reblog

hiruzensux

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 4 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mitokado Homura/Sarutobi Hiruzen/Utatane Koharu

Summary:

After years of rejecting his advances, Hiruzen’s teammates finally deign to fuck him. Hiruzen gets bullied, but don’t worry, he’s having the time of his life.

(Don’t be fooled by the multiple chapters, after Ch. 1 this is just one really long, drawn out sex scene.)

(10,336 words)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIRUZEN

#happy birthdayyy 🍃🌞#i didn't make anything new for this year :(#so im just using the day as an excuse to reblog this again lol #for. you know. the hypothetical person following me who would want to read this and hasn't already #(also pretend im reblogging w more than 3 min left of the actual birthday)

trying to properly articulate Kagami and Hiruzen's particular dynamic re: Kagami's romophobia + Hiruzen's lowkey romo @ all of his friends and how there's like... almost tension? but not quite?

like

Kagami, gettin that good dick: "i fucking love you" (appreciative/enthusiastic)

Hiruzen, blushing, with audibly blossoming romo:

Kagami: "oh don't" *smacks*

or

(also mid-sex)

Kagami, teasing: "Hiruzen~~ you're not falling for me, are you?"

Hiruzen: "stop bullying me or i WILL"

Kagami: *hesitates*

Kagami, shoving his fingers in his mouth: "nahh... you'll be fine."

#kagami x hiruzen #sarutobi hiruzen #uchiha kagami #hiruzen sarutobi #kagami uchiha #my post #the vibe in my head is so specific but so hard to properly convey #but i feel like these interactions maybe capture it #i wonder if the fact it's Hiruzen makes Kagami a little less twitchy abt it than i usually picture him re: others' romantic feelings?#like 'thats just Hiruzen bein Hiruzen. he's like that w/ everyone it doesn't count.'#so the idea/possibility can just be a sort of running joke bc it's fine as long as neither of them take it seriously #i've definitely thought 'poor Hiruzen must be so confused' but honestly. anyone involved with Danzō has to be pretty emotionally durable #and in this case all the joking/teasing exists on top of a much more solid mutual understanding #of all Hiruzen's relationships this is one of the ones involving the least mystery tbh

alignment post no one asked for pt. 2

((continuation of this post featuring those guys that weren't in the first one))

Biwako: lowkey bottom. she can top a little bit but only on special occasions

Chiyo: top but like SUPER lazy abt it. like she'll literally attach chakra threads and just fuck herself with the other person. a legend, honestly

Enma: kind of middle of the road; like he'll do either, but maybe doesn't go to either extreme (though maybe that's more for safety reasons)

#sarutobi biwako #biwako sarutobi #chiyo #naruto chiyo #monkey king enma #my post

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pictured: Enma, trying to have a normal, non-sexual shower for once; and Hiruzen, doing everything in his power to prevent that

(un-cropped version under the cut)

((content warning: nudity. w/ dicks. hard ones.))

#morning reblog bc i'm still pretty excited abt this #apologies to anyone seeing this again lmao

pictured: Enma, trying to have a normal, non-sexual shower for once; and Hiruzen, doing everything in his power to prevent that

(un-cropped version under the cut)

((content warning: nudity. w/ dicks. hard ones.))

#hiruzen x enma #monkey king enma #sarutobi hiruzen #hiruzen sarutobi #my art #my post #(#pretend there's anything to indicate theyre in a shower #🚿#idk how draw water r.i.p.#)#I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT ENMA'S FUR PLACEMENT HAHSHJKXKXXGLLKL HELP #why did i do this #i think at some point i just decided no matter what i did it wasn't gonna look not stupid #so why hold back? deepest V (W?) + off-shoulder + assless chaps it is #my plan was for Hiruzen to be reaching back to grab Enma's ass but his arm wasn't long enough :c hence the awkward arm grab #probably that was Hiruzen's original plan too lol #honestly though #despite some wonky proportions and my inability to get the facial expressions to hit quite right #im actually pretty pleased with this #not sure what exactly the ages are here. i was aiming for roughly circa that flashback of Jiraiya's or so #but the cool thing abt this ship is that it doesn't really matter #their relationship spans decades throughout which the dynamic/energy remains pretty consistent #....#i need to draw so much more of these two

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#(#srsly i feel like. super annoying w/ all these posts like this #so if anyone would like to be able to filter them out pls lemme kno and we can figure out a tag that works for tjat #)#ok i've got like an actual sketch now which means it's officially happening #i kinda wanna fill in all the details in pencil and get a photo of it like that before i do anything in pen bc sometimes the pen ruins it #but the pencil fades / rubs off too quickly as i work so idk if that'll work. so i think im just gonna start w/ the pen now and #hope i guess lmao #i've already photographed tje pencil versions of their faces #(which look a little bit wonky and not quite how i was going for. but experience makes me suspect thst the pen version will be worse lmao)#so there's that at least #god art is emotionally confusing #i'm like. feeling kinda good abt what i have so far #(and trying really hard to focus on that part)#but also anticipating the grief of fucking it up #or that thing where i don't fuck it up but my brain doesn't deliver on the promised neurotransmitter #idk.#Art Hard

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#((sorry lol this is just more complaining abt Art Hard))#uuuuhhghggugghh i wish i had a way to do digital art #it makes it so easy to adjust stuff w/o havin to re-do everything #which i especially need bc half of the adjustments i do im like no nvm put it back #i have a decent start and now im too terrified to touch anything bc i don't want to ruin it #another problem: i have no idea how to finish a trad drawing. at all.#which. to be fair. i also haven't actually finished a digital drawing before so. maybe still applicable.#but at least in my head it seems possible w/ digital #so thats kinda demotivating #then there's also the problems more specific to this ship such as:#how do i make Hiruzen not look excessively twinkish next to Enma?#what is the exact size difference between them i'm going with and how do i accurately depict it?#(at least the anime is inconsistent AF and gives me a pretty broad range)#also where the fuck can i put Enma's hands? like #it seems weird not to put them on Hiruzen but i do that and whoops there goes a third of his torso #and obviously i love that from a size kind perspective which. is much of the point yes.#BUT the point is also Hiruzen sexy. and it pains me to cover any of him up.#Enma's hands and my eyes are competing for territory.#(also a factor is that i draw torso area a lot better than i do hands lmao)#anyway.#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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#well. i STARTED and ATTEMPT at a drawing yesterday #and am sort of trying to work on it today #which is... something i guess?#havent really touched a pencil in months #so this is an improvement #i'm positive it isn't something i'll be able to pull off the way i want to (if i indeed finish it at all)#but i'm trying to keep trying with it anyway #miserable as it is to want so obsessively to accomplish something that i know is out of reach #i think i DO prefer that over my alternative of just. not wanting literally anything like is usually the case lately #idk why im posting this lol #i mean the drawing itself is relevant (Hiruzen + Enma)#but this is mostly just me angsting abt art struggles and brain problems #idk maybe just as an acknowledgment of my continuing obsession since i don't have anything better to post lmao #anyway.#what the FUCK are proportions

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#i hav so much stupid thoughts abt these fuckers thst i want SO badly to inflict upon the internet #but my brain is just not hooking me up with the ability to draw/write/otherwise convey any of it #im suffer

Opinions / thought about Biwako?

i still haven't got a whole lot for her, though i really want more... most of what i do have is in either this post or this other post (some stuff is maybe repeated in both, oops)

related though, i've been tormented of late by the beginnings of a Biwako-centric fanfic pairing her and Chiyo (and maybe also Hiruzen a little), that i'm both a) REALLY attached to, and b) fairly certain is beyond my skill level as a writer... so if i ever DO manage to actually write it, hopefully that will help me to develop a clearer impression of her in my head

#sarutobi biwako #biwako sarutobi #my post #it's like genuinely stressing me out bc the idea i have is very incomplete #and it would involve slightly more plot than my last one (i.e. any.) which is something i find very intimidating #and i strongly doubt i'd actually be able to pull it off #but the idea i do have is SO GOOD #i HAVE to write it...#but how???#i suffer

Kagami and Hiruzen are both shameless in that they behave shamelessly, but it's different:

Kagami is genuinely without shame; he cannot be shamed. you would be a fool to try.

Hiruzen, one may be surprised to learn, DOES in fact have some shame — but all he does about it is get off on it

...so the resulting behavior is functionally the same.

#sarutobi hiruzen #hiruzen sarutobi #uchiha kagami #kagami uchiha #(#note that 'shame' here refers to 'embarrassment or self-consciousness about socially inappropriate behavior'#and not 'guilt/remorse/regret over meaningful personal failings'#as established by plot Hiruzen has... quite a lot of the second kind lmao #)#my post

Please do elaborate 👀

ok i elaborated, but i put it in its own post bc it seems like i can't put community labels on asks?

but anyway. ilysm anon 💖💖💖 thank you for soliciting my garbage

#ask

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