Hiss! I Say: HISS! @his-mcjesty - Tumblr Blog

Independent rp sideblog for His Majesty from Baldur's Gate 3.

Just for some fun and antics with the shaved king of cats himself.

Basic rules apply: No hate, no godmodding. Be respectful and have fun!

Main blog is @fcllxn-stcr

'' Well, hello kitty! "

"Kitty?" He eyes the vampire spawn. "I am no simple kitty. You, good sir, are addressing a superior being of royal blood." He sits down before him looking unamused.

"You shall refer to me as His Majesty. Know your place, inferior human spawn." He says as he proceeds to groom his paws. Making sure not to miss between his little kitty toes.

#astarigod #shaved king of all cats || his mcjesty #//p.ompous jack.ass in cat form

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Which side would be his dominant? The right or the left? If one is successful enough to pick him up and hold him up to another cat within his territory, whichever paw he raises to slap them with should be the answer.

#Shaved king of all cats || His Majesty #//the slapping paw

"I feel as if the lot of you are trying to imply something here and I am most certainly not a fan "

@apalestar @unfortunatedarling

#Shaved king of all cats || His Mcjesty #//ignore my first attempt to post this on the wrong blog lol #//But anyway grumpy kitty be grumpy #//almost as if he needs to get fixed XD

"I must say that the idea of getting snipped would be the last thing on my glorious mind. Try and come near me with your tools and I'm taking your hand off as a prize."

#dash commentary #Shaved king of all cats || His Mcjesty #//assh/le cat has opinion on... stuff #//Clearly not a fan of getting fixed XD

emperorsgf

ANIMALS OF FAERÛN - HIS MAJESTY THE CAT 🐱

#Shaved king of all cats || His Mcjesty

He considers himself, above all, superior and, therefore, everyone understands him.

Clearly, this is not the case. Only by casting Speak with Animals or drinking the potion is anyone able to actually know what he says.

Otherwise, those who don't will simply see a grumpy hissy spoiled little sphynx kitty in need of pets, which he'll begrudgingly allow.

#Shaved king of all cats || His Mcjesty

cottonfiend

"You want to talk? We'll allow it."

#//two assholes perfect for each other

Can you fight God?

"Hm. Hardly a challenge. Without even lifting a paw, even."

#Shaved king of all cats || His Mcjesty #Dash games #//Don't tell him that it's not as good as a certain tres.sym's XD

"Hello, your great and powerful Majesty. Your carriage to your sausage and cream dinner awaits." Jaheira had a small pet carrier with her, she hoped Astarion listened to her and didn't feed the cat last night-- getting fixed was going to be a lot more difficult if he had.

He eyes the carrier suspiciously after sitting and casually grooming his paw. It seemed a little early for dinner. And why the carrier when she could just pick him up and carry his gorgeous little self to the food like the king he was?

"As tempting as that sounds, the pale elf already slipped me a tasty snack last night. Delightful piece of fish, it was. Though, I have to ask. Is that box really necessary?"

#foxbeemuses #//Oh dear... lmao

@apalestar

"Ah, yes. Someone who gets it." He accepts the hand offered to him, coming forward to headbutt it affectionately with a purr. Ah, such lovely admirers he had.

Even if they may have no idea what he's actually saying and only see a meowing kitty seeking pets.

#apalestar #//cat king assumes he's understood #//Well... except for the cl.eric

"Oh, but there is a difference. I'm the superior being and a king. Now, worship me as I lounge upon my throne and bring forth your offerings."

#dash commentary #Shaved king of all cats || His Mcjesty

emy-san

Majesty.

#//A king and his cat dad #Astarion #Shaved king of all cats || His Mcjesty

If he were to approach a king or any powerful ruler just sitting upon their throne, he'd hear them out patiently. Take in their intentions until given the chance to speak.

"Yes yes. Your views are all lovely and dandy. I'm sure you're an inspiration to your followers, but you see? You're in my seat. Now, move."

#Shaved king of all cats || His Mcjesty