They always break your heart in the end

Risa, 30, currently obsessing over too many beautiful, precious, cinnamon roll babies.

[amateur]

[itznarcotic]

[tayne-dot-exe]

[spirantization]

I see some people in the notes thinking that this is the Death card, but it's not. It's much funnier. It's the Five of Cups, upright, which symbolizes like. Loss. Disappointment. Emotional Suffering. You thought you were going to get something and then you didn't. Even more hilarious than Fox News bringing in a tarot card reader for Trump in 2024 is that same tarot reader immediately flipping over a card that says LOSER.

[fyeahgothicromance]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

IT

[octal-alchemist]

FUCKEN

[y4wnd3r3]

WIMDY

[natalieironside]

When u follow a bunch of ppl who are into a series u know nothing about and your dash is full of posts about the big update

[pisshandkerchief]

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

[therandomninjakitty]

[silverhawk]

those little guys on the side of the nerds boxes?????? i love them

[silverhawk]

i like them

[lumnch]

boneless Yoshi

[whitepeopletwitter]

[abiggaynerd]

I’ve never seen Hannibal but I think the plot is “what if your therapist ate people and also wanted to fuck u” Or something 

[nohelan-img]

Me @ myself anytime I open my mouth:

[prettypositivity]

i hope you heal from the things no one ever apologized for

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

some of u didnt have tumblr before the porn ban where u would literally just randomly be scrolling through your dash and happen upon a series of aggressive gay porn gifs because one of ur mutuals happened to be horny that night and it shows

[hotdogsngiggles]

i miss it. 

there was a sense of random danger that I loved

[violetwylde]

The thrill of the scroll.

[innocentbi-stander]

The secret fear of not being able to open tumblr on your phone in class because god knows someone might look over and see random porn on your dash

[straightboyfriend]

unionizing the psych ward

[ottermatopoeia]

that’s just tumblr dot com

[casismymrdarcy]

“Dean did loves Cas, he just can’t believe Cas, an angel, loves him back,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos, I walk off the stage in shame, until I hear a single voice in the crowd,

“She’s right.” the voice says. I turn and look at the owner, and there in the third row stands Jensen Ackles himself.

[rafikecoyote]

[lesbianavagardner]

ok so random but my best friend & i are renting a romantic cabin next month. she’s in her early 70s i’m in my early 20s. both of us are “straight” but tbh we have such a strong connection i won’t be surprise if we end up furthering our love. its just gonna be us for 4 days just smoking weed & drinking & enjoying each others company. if it turns into something sexual what are some tips for engaging in lesbian sex for the first time??

I read this hours ago and I literally don’t know how to seriously give you lesbian sex tips because everything else about this ask is TOO wild. How are you gonna just nonchalantly say your best friend is in her early 70s and you’re both straight but you might fuck. Is this Sarah Paulson

[whitepeopletwitter]