the hunger in your haunt

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hismaster-demanding​:

❝ SEBASTIAN, I ASKED you for bacon an HOUR ago. ❞

An hour ago, Sebastian had asked their “chef”—a term to be used loosely—to prepare an English breakfast for the lord of the manor. In a fashion typical of Baldroy, the veteran had managed to cremate the bacon joint beyond recognition, rendering it utterly unfit to be served to a lord. Were he not already busy with the abundance of other requests from Ciel morning, Sebastian would have cooked the breakfast himself, a task he deemed simple enough for even their incompetent cook to manage. 

Placing a gloved hand over his chest, the butler bowed in apology for the inconvenience. “Apologies for the delay, my lord; there was another unfortunate accident in the kitchen. Bardroy and Finnian have been sent to the nearest market to purchase another ham joint. In the meantime, perhaps a continental breakfast would be more to your tastes?" The prospect of sweetbreads so early in the day should appeal to the child's sweet tooth, hopefully easing his sour mood.

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hello   !!   it’s been a while since i made a promo, but it was about time. this is a selective   &   very private blog for G.RELL S.UTCLIFF from y.ana t.oboso’s k.uroshitsuji. primarly, anime - based for the time being, because i’ve only read the first arc of the manga, for iconing purposes. headcanon - based, but also following ( partially ) canon. please, make sure to read the RULES before following / interacting. hit the heart or the reblog button if you wish to interact with a very eccentric grim reaper who loves the color red. est 04.07.2017, adored ( to hell & back ) by akira. 

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chainreaped replied to your post: BASSY ~

HOW DARE

Indeed, an unfortunate oversight.

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BASSY ~

And here I was, thinking that I was done with taking out the trash this evening. 

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hismaster-demanding:

   ❝ 𝐼 𝒮𝒰𝒫𝒫𝒪𝒮𝐸 mr. turner wouldn’t be a bad choice. he did seem a bit off to me as well, but i don’t want to leave any stone unturned, after all. it’s like you said, if he isn’t telling tall tales, it could lead us to better clues. ❞ he said, sipping his tea, and setting down his cup slowly. ❝ i wouldn’t even bother with abberline. he wouldn’t even know you were there, so i don’t see a need in telling him either. but this can wait for tomorrow, don’t you think ? you’ve done enough for today, sebastian. ❞

“That is most kind, young master.” How unlike him - was he feeling well? Even after the little lord has retired for the night, Sebastian’s duties do not end. Preparations for the following day must be carried out, ensuring that the day will go smoothly from the moment the master of the house wakes. “However, it would be best if we did not dally our time any further. I shall have a full report of my findings prepared for the morning.” Working at night was usually most efficient with nobody around to hinder his progress, no small earls getting themselves into life threatening situations that required his attention. 

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hismaster-demanding:

𝒮𝐼𝒯𝒯𝐼𝒩𝒢 up to wait for his tea to be placed down in front of him, he leaned over to rest his chin on his hand, ❝ hm.. excuses, excuses.. ❞ he mumbled at his response about the manor. he’s not giving excuses, he was actually right, but ciel always has to give him the trouble he expects. 

he lifted the teacup up to his nose to take in the aroma of the tea placed before him right on time, as usual. ❝ it smells nice. ❞ he said quietly, looking up as he mentioned mr. faulkner. ❝ i had a feeling we would get nowhere with him, but nevertheless, it was worth the investigation. better safe than sorry. who else is on the list ? ❞

“I believe Mr. Turner is the next to question; not so much a suspect, rather a victim, or so he claims. Mr. Turner operates as a jeweller in the city, claiming that his small riverside shop was been robbed on the night of the murder, the thieves escaping with the stolen goods in a rowboat. I do question the authenticity of Mr. Turner’s claims, and believe that he may simply be trying to exploit the situation. However, if he proves to be telling the truth, then there may be some further leads to be found at his shop. I’m sure Inspector Abberline will be most obliging and refrain from interfering in our investigations.” The Yard were no doubt knee deep in all of their remaining leads by now.

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if death looks like this, i have no objections. :’3

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hismaster-demanding:

   ❝ 𝒪𝐻, shut up, already. where on earth have you even been ? ❞

From the long list of daily jobs, a specific order to investigate a suspect in the Queen’s Guard Dog’s latest case, to cleaning up after the other servants, a butler’s work is never done. “I have been attending to the manor, my lord. Fret not, for if could not do something as simple as serve my master his tea on time, what kind of butler would I be?”

“This evening’s tea is an Earl Grey Bravo from Sri Lanka; a zesty blend with a fresh aroma that I am sure you will find pleasing. The investigation into Mr. Faulkner turned up no results, I am afraid we will need to pursue another lead.”

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hismaster-demanding:

   ❝ 𝒜𝒢𝐻 ! ❞ blast. the contract is still on. ❝ no ! ❞ he means yes.

“How does the saying go? ‘You should be careful what you wish for’?”

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hismaster-demanding:

   𝐻𝒰𝒢𝐸 𝒮𝐼𝒢𝐻, ❝ it’s almost as if i don’t have a butler anymore.. so quiet. ❞

"Would you prefer a noisy butler, my lord?”

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holyrxmanempire:

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Ludwig was on all fours coughing up a mixture of blood and mud, he felt so weak and useless and it was something he hated. He let out several deep breaths and almost gagged when he took in the scent of battle, his stomach was already tender and he wasn’t sure if he could keep anything down. He moved so that he was sat up, his head was throbbing and the world was spinning slightly. He climbed to his feet and began to hobble away from the battle, his people had been crushed by Napoleon and it was something that caused him deep pain. His nation was no more, he would soon fade away and he didn’t want that one little bit. “I….I can’t…give up,” He growled with some anger from his tone. He wanted to see Feliciano again, he couldn’t let himself fade without saying goodbye to her. Ludwig thought of Italy and felt hot tears splash down his cheeks. He took several shaky breaths and then limped a little further forward before his legs gave out a sharp pain running across his right leg and the right side of his hip.

Ludwig gripped the blood stained grass for a moment and then rolled onto his back looking up at the grey sky. He wanted revenge, every fibre of his being screamed for it. He wanted to make sure that his enemies paid with blood, every lick of pain would be repaid thousand-fold. “I will make sure that he pays for it! I will make him suffer!” He growled the rage chasing away the pain. He then turned his thoughts to Feliciano, he had to make sure that she was okay and safe. Ludwig was in no doubt that Francis would take Feliciano from Roderich and that was something he didn’t want. “I…I can’t do this alone…” He muttered under his breath. His army was routed and he was broken, He needed time to rebuild or he would need to find something to bring him victory. Perhaps Arthur would know of some magic to keep him alive long enough to see his goal become true.

It wasn’t very common, but every so often there would be a soul so desperate that it could summon a demon in the midst of great sadness and despair, without even a whisper of an incantation; drawing the dark being’s attention with the promise of a fulfilling meal, marinaded in anguish, seasoned well with a heavy pinch of distress and anger. It usually turned out to be the soul of those who thought they still had so much to live for, who could not possibly accept death — not then, not now, not when they had revenge to extract and loved ones to care for, or some other trivial, temporary desire that human’s tended to have — crying out in a very last attempt to be saved, while also condemning themselves.

The sight of a lonely, broken soldier, splayed out on his back in the middle of a battlefield normally wouldn’t interest a demon all that much. Wars brought endless amounts of death, and thus more souls than any hungry spirit could ask for, though the souls were not usually of any outstanding quality, and there was always the task of getting there before the Soul Collectors — all generally not worth the hassle. This one, however, so full of a hot anger and steadfast determination to survive was not a typical soldier laying on a blown-apart field, fighting off death’s suffocating clutches. The soul of this beaten, bloodied man was unlike that of a regular human’s, unlike that of any the demon had seen in it’s lifetime — it was forceful and resilient, yet caring and proud, deep and full of many different energies.

Yes, this one would be worth the hassle.

Appearing before the defeated warrior in a wispy veil of shadows, the demon presented itself in answer to Ludwig’s plea for help. " ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴜᴍᴍᴏɴᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴏғғᴇʀ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ sᴀᴄʀɪғɪᴄᴇ. " Sharp canines peeked out from behind curved lips as the being spoke, unaffected by the surrounding battlefield. " ᴀ ᴡɪsʜ ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ. ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏsᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇsɪʀᴇs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɢʀᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ, ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴏғғᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ. ɪs ᴛʜɪs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪsʜ ғᴏʀ? "

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-Happy Halloween- [scan credit]

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Kuroshitsuji / CHP.131.5 / Sebastian’s Stressful “Day Off”

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MUSE’S WORST TRAITS

tagged by @pareidae ♡

aggressive  /   callous /   cannibal   /   careless   /   clingy  /   compulsive   /   cowardly   /  domineering   /  envious  /   greedy  /   hypocritical  /  impatient  /   impolite   /   incompetent  / kidnapper   /   lazy   /   liar  /   materialistic  /   murderer   /   obsessive   / overcritical   /  overemotional  /   patronizing   /  sarcastic /   self - indulgent  /   serial  killer   /   torturer  /   touchy   /   traitorous   /   unclean   /   unpredictable   /   untidy   /   vain  /  vengeful

tagging: @hismaster-demanding @pactumanimus @cicamortem @wuthering-emily @kinnome

i stroked out ‘liar’ because, while he doesn’t lie to ciel, i’m sure he’s spun a few lies in his time - he’s said a few times things like ‘unfortunately, i do not tell lies (to you?)’ which just makes me think that he probably does lie, he just can’t to ciel. i also don’t think he’s very compulsive anymore - maybe when he was younger. 

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♡ тнαηк уσυ αℓℓ! ♡

♥♥♥ Ahhh~ !! Thank you all so much! ;w;

When I first created this blog, it was purely for a way to distract myself from my anxiety and depression; it has definitely helped in that aspect. What I didn’t expect, however, was to meet such WONDERFUL people !! :3 Everyone here has been so kind and lovely to me, and I am eternally grateful for that! I hope this blog expands and that I am able to encounter many more fantastic friends~!

Here is the bias list of people I just ADORE interacting with, or those who have just been so lovely to me from the first moment I joined:

@ircnadmiral @z-amasu @goldenwarfare @lucian-silvestris @wingsofgild @banditborn @rxyalpxin / @fortiitudex @evildcers @maljefe @voxcordis @fiercekunoichi [ all of your blogs! ] @m-etallia @pandemicnight @gxxdgiirl @leaveyourhead @hokuaii @deadlyundead @godlyisms @ancientcalamity @ofichinose @farnese-de-vandimion @archxviste @ryusxnka @periscorum @talliesofxxvi @licnelle @amicatholicorprotestxnt @prctecthcpe @otomesenshi @masterofzawarudo3 @the-bloody-wolfy @silver-tongued-2 @rk-silverknight @bloodborneties @circumspects @pilawforhire @vampiiremiyu @hiddenweaponuserkun @frystbitten @twistedblacksun @deceivermun @hisbutler-diligent @kuxi-n @coldxpurpose @heartwielded @talion-greyling @maskofdevotion @retentionsx @thelambsofiscariot @rcyalwhip @teniras @oath-of-three-arrows @lunafound @oshikakei

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Hey guys, Night here!

A Milestone Has Been Reached! A First Of Many!

This muse had humble beginnings as a sideblog! Then I figured I could get better immersed in writing him if he had his own thing, so here he is now. It has been an interesting journey to say the least, and I’m happy that a lot of you have been hanging around for most of it.  

A lot of people post lists of who they like to see on their dash, and shout outs to people who have interacted with them the most. Well, I’m going to do something a little different. Just keep reading to see. 

People/blogs I enjoy on the dash that I would love to RP with. Either we’ve never had contact, or we had a thread together that just died off and I think it would be interesting for the muses to interact in some way:

@ardenssolis || @archxviste || @babybcts || @banditborn || @brotheroftheyear @celestialspitfire || @contrarian-marion || @deviliciious || @exitstageentropy || @evildcers || @eiighthsin || @facadesmiled || @falsearl || @glxtzy || @gxxdgiirl || @hisbutler-diligent || @hismaster-demanding || @immondente || @infernxl || @immortalcoil || @immovable-force || @jumxn || @kodomokira || @kcguya || @luciferborn || @licnelle || @minugahanax || @masshirohebi || @nekonatsume || @oflicorice || @oniixe || @poenitet || @qenovian || @raajasii || @sassygreytea || @solllare || @twinblood || @unknxwnhxcker || @vphantomhive || @valoriia || @witchled || @wipedname || @xeglantine 

People who have had major influence on me as a writer that I need to mention:

@deadlyundead - This person has been in my life for a grand total of what is it… 6???? 7???? years? Like she knows my writing well and has been helping me improve like omg I adore this woman and I’ve got her back and it has been generally great. Also her muse is A+ and my muse’s official twin brother.  (SHE ALSO MADE THE GRAPHIC ON THIS THING <3) Also, fun fact: she’s my life partner. She can’t be rid of me, and I can’t be rid of her.

@carnivigorous -  This is not the first blog I have had that ran into this amazing mun and his son Sedel. I’ve been through a few blogs and I have always managed to find and follow just because I freakin’ love Sedel just as much as I love Aidan’s writing like bro dark threads yes or yes? Yes indeed. Also, if you love ridiculous puns Sedel is an expert. Take a peek, you’ll find out exactly what I mean. 

@liesbecometruth - To be honest, they’re another person I feel has had some influence on me. They’re such a cool mun to follow. And their muse is getting better and better. They work so hard to show their muse and his qualities and ugggh I just love reading their writing. You will love them too. 

@pareidae - Honestly, I didn’t have much interest in Snake as a character until I saw how you write him. You’ve made me go “AWWW WHAT A PRECIOUS BABY” in ten seconds flat. Eventually, we should thread. I mean it. Undertaker will fawn over him I’m dead serious.

@umbralrosa - Quite the charcter, she is. I have been watching Sakuya for a while, as well as her mun. Complete sweetheart and I hate that my muse is being a paranoid suspicous prick. Trust me, I can tell Sakuya means him no harm. He’ll realize it too, and then we can see what happens with them. Undertaker, chill. For goodness sake. 

@emperorled - Yes, this is the first time I’ve come across you and how did you end up on here? Simple. LELOUCH. That’s it. Like he’s one of my favorite characters of all time and I just love how you write him. I can picture him, his voice, and his mannerisms in your writing. Keep it UP, PLEASE. Keep being amazing!

Now! Don’t fret if I did not mention you. I appreciate every single one of my followers, even if we never interact. I think all of you are amazing writers and put much love into your muses. Keep it up everyone. Let’s make sure we keep RP as fun as possible. That’s all I have to say until next milestone at 200!