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make it all better when i’m feeling sad tell me that i’m special even when i know i’m not

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                                ❝ I fucking hate you guys. ❞

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Independent Eric Cartman from Comedy Central’s: South Park. Trigger Warning for sensitive subject material and vulgar/offensive language.

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yooooo    ayeee , so as yall know i’ve been super inactive recently due to irl stuff.... sad news is my computer still doesn’t have internet so i still cant promise anything major . i hope to return soon though , in the meantime i’ve been watching a lot of shows

anyways , i have some plans to get onto replies tonight && some starter calls <3 thank you for the patience !

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@happy-kahl / ❤

HE GAZED && glared , blinking just a few times before raising mitten hands to rub all over his eyelids . what in the absolute fuck was he seeing ? kyle was speechless from the other red-headed jew in front of him . oh , this was a PRANK .

   “ .......... oooohhh , fuck youuuuuu . you’re fucking with me . ’

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It’s my turn to be your shield this game~

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CARTMAN .

“    NO NEED to get so butthurt over that.    i was’t doing anything wrong and she approached me.    

“  ... cartman , i still don’t trust you , okay ? ’

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i should probably do my drafts smh

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Sick Day Starters

"I can't go to work today. I'm sick."

"Can you make me some soup?"

"My throat hurts."

"My head hurts."

"Do I have fever?"

"I can't breath."

"I'm going to the doctor at 1."

"I'm going to the hospital."

"They said I have to stay in the hospital. I have pnuemonia."

"Don't come over. I have the flu."

"My nose is so stuffy."

"Don't make fun of me for sounding like a Who!"

"Can you stay and take care of me?"

"Will you cuddle with me? I promise not to get you sick."

"Ew get away from me! Sicko!"

"Cover your mouth."

*coughs*

"I'm going to sit in my bed all day and watch old cartoons. Want to join me?"

"Can you take me to the doctor?"

"I told you not to go play in the snow. I told you that you'd get sick."

"I should have never went outside. I knew I'd get sick."

"I'll make you some soup."

"How does the soup taste?"

"I can't keep anything down."

"I threw up."

"I just want my mom/dad to be here."

"I'm not contagious."

"It's just allergies."

"I don't want to get a shot in the ass."

"You're going to get sick if you stay here with me."

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@camp3di3m​ / ❤

“ NO , like you see─ my mom was suppose to be sending me to some camp for jews . which.... sounds really suspicious now that i think about it . anyways── no i don’t wanna be here ! i wanna be at home playing my okama game sphere ! my friends && i all pitched in to get it ! ’

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❤ for a starter ~ ? 

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@youbxstards / con. 

“ yes   ! its always cartman . ’ he quickly locked the door before facing the other . “ OKAY     so you gotta believe me here . in a few years your mother throws you a bar mitzvah party , which was originally suppose to be really kick ass but you know how our mom is . anyways , cartman gets screwed over by some bank guy && the next thing you know he’s suing the entire jewish race && wins over 3.5 trillion dollars . then the fatass hired mexican mafia members as hitmen to beat the shit out of me && force me to suck his balls . i’m not fucking sucking that fatass’s balls , okay ? the piece of shit is trying to make sure i end up dead && humiliated .  ’

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@emojicode

it wasn’t often he gained such pleasure && enjoyment from having dinner with someones family , but he considered heidi someone special of course     always . he tried to remain a close friend to her , emotionally && physically . after a nice meal the boy expected to be home by 8 , but eating had finished before then , && heidis parents allowed him to stay longer .

of course the door had to be open , every parent asked that whenever two of the opposite sex were alone together , but kyle didn’t mind . there was a lot of calmness in the room      relaxation , openness. she was always so generous    letting him use her computer for the time being to browse , scrolling through funny videos && social media .

fingers stopped when his eyes laid upon the history , a place where he had snooped into out of curiosity . only to find something borderline choke worthy    something dreadful , enough to churn his stomach .             ‘ PILLS ‘                         ‘  PAINLESS SUICIDE ’

his eyebrows furrowed , skimming over the words yet again , almost quietly mumbling under his breath . && the more he scrolled , the more things seemed to turn up worse . the shock && realization was taking time to set it , but it was definitely enough for the red head to consider out comes . “ hey uh.... heidi  ? ’

“ ...are you like , okay ?  ’

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This will be your home, for now.

BLOODBORNE STARTERS / ACCEPTING !

“ I      gary , i really appreciate everything you’ve done for me . you have a really nice family ! but as much as i hate my mom sometimes i can’t just run from her .            also i’m jewish . ’

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HEIDI .

                                ❝     i  wanted  to  ,    really  !      ❞    lips  curled  up  in  a  smile  ,     she  holds  out  the  small  wrapped  package  .    nothing  too  special  of  course  ,    but  she  wanted  to  give  him  something  for  the  holidays  .    a  small  pin  that  reminded  her  of  him  ;    she  could  only  hope  that  he  liked  it  .

                                after  her  breakup  with  eric  she’d  been  doing  what  she  could  to  improve  herself  —     daily  talks  with  mackey  ,    taking  her  anger  out  in  more  positive  way  .     she  was  working  hard  to  make  up  for  her  actions  .    ❝     go  ahead  !    open  it  .      ❞

she was far too sweet    pure sugar . it was as if the world put everything that was whole into a single girl . kyle practically blushed while being handed the thoughtful present , tracing his fingers over it     searching for a hint as to what it could be . he looked at her , then back at the present before unwrapping it , setting his eyes upon the pin . something so simple , yet valuable . at least to him .

“ .... wow , heidi , this is a really nice pin . you really wanna give this to me ? ’

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BLOODBORNE SENTENCE MEME.

The morning always comes.

This will be your home, for now.

Look at you, you sorry drunk.

Don’t you worry. This will help you forget.

I’ve never been use to anyone.

I only wanted to help…

Your blood is tainted.

You shall not abscond your crimes!

Is it the blood, or are you just raving mad?

This can’t be the real you. …Please, stop.

I have no time for your petty lies.

I will never leave your side.

Your presence somehow soothes.

I only wanted…to be your….friend

Would you ever think to love me?

You let the blood get the best of you.

Remember yourself. You are not a beast.

You are no more than a beast. I should’ve known.

Too proud to show your true face, eh?

I don’t seem apt for this life anymore.

Please, just stop. Stop, please!

Of course…I do love you.

We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood.

My eyes grow heavy…Let me rest a while. I’ll be fine, just wait.

Whatever can be gained from this place, it will do more harm than good.

We must find a way to surpass our own stupidity. 

Isn’t it time someone put you out of your misery?

I’d like to tender my thanks, but I haven’t much to offer.

Just think about what you’re doing. It’s utter madness.

What good is your immortality now!

You’ll be one of them, sooner or later.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Have you got a screw loose? Or is it your…animal intuition?

You hunters have got more blood on your hands.

Hunters are killers, nothing less!

You call me a beast? A beast? What would you know? I didn’t ask for this!

Without fear in our hearts, we’re little different from the beasts themselves.

You can’t bottle everything up inside. You mustn’t be afraid to share.

Rancid beasts, every last one of us.

I should think you still have dreams?

But…do the gods love their creations?

May the good blood guide your way.

You know not the value you posses. 

The things you hunt, they’re not beasts. They’re people.

If you insist on hunting them, then I will hunt you first. You understand me?

What is the meaning of this? Why turn your blade on me?

Oh don’t you worry. Whatever happens, you may think it all a mere bad dream.

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KENNY .

     A simple nod from the blonde as he fell onto the others bed, laying on it and staring up at the ceiling. Hand raising and moving to his blonde locks, he considered his friends words for a moment, but they weren’t sticking very well. Who the hell wouldn’t want an afro??

                  ❝ I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about Kyle. My hair is a constant “holy shit did that kid get attacked by 6th Graders?” probably cause I never fix it but still. Man you know how nice afro’s are? I bet if more kids in class knew about it you could get all the chicks. ❞

“ NO WAY , DUDE....  i bet if you brushed it it wold look way nicer . do you really think my afro would pick up girls though ? i thought chicks liked it when you look like one of the guys from the jonas brothers.’ he took a breath , buttoning up his jacket after fixing his hat .   “ .... oh , kenny i think my moms out of the shower if you wanna shower now . i know how your place sucks .’