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[hislittledragonthings]

Get fucked.

Seriously, just get fucked (preferably with whatever rotted vegetables you got in your fridge). This isn't the Wednesday fandom over here, dragging your reductive puritanism over will not fucking fly here.

And as I fucking mentioned before, when talking about this ship (or most ships like this),

I want Ormund's cock

and I literally do not give a fuck that Daeron is 16. That's not a little boy in their world. His brother and sister were already parents by that age in the books.

And if I want to explore a toxic, hypothetical M|M dynamic with them, I fucking will. This is fucking fandom, not some fuckass Hell where a bunch of puckered vaginas pearl clutch at anything out of their comfort zones and always HAVE to open their mouths about something they swear up and down that they're not going to read anyway.

You don't get it, and I suspect from your question that you're just too illiterate to ever get it. (said Ormund, several times, probably)

ETA: P.S. As I mentioned, this isn't the fucking Wednesday fandom, so I'm just going to delete all of these types of complaints/arguments from my 📥 here.

[alvsanne]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.03 // 2.02 #oh chair we're really in it now

[alvsanne]

bonus: 3.05

[helaenasfavoritechicken]

Sometimes I forget how Larys is literally Jace's Uncle

[hislittledragonthings]

Eeeewwwwww, is Jace into feet too

[eloiscbridgerton]

VERMITHOR & SILVERWING HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 3.06 – Faceless Men

[hislittledragonthings]

Just getting round to watching it and oh my, loved Daemon's little cunty snark to the Master of Coin

"I'll hear no more from those whose greatest battle has been with their own indigestion."

I love Matt Smith 🥲

[princessrhcenyra]

– perhaps sending daeron away was my truest act of motherhood

[hislittledragonthings]

thank you for using ai 💕☺️

Okay weirdo, the only AI I've used on this blog was for my dragon pfp (if I recall). Anything else featured in this blog was done by others.

Why are sumya so fkn weird?

[trulytheonlyone]

this 4k still of jeyne arryn and daemon in S3E4

[synkverv]

hotd 3.01 / 3.04

[marysblo0d]

Everyone in the council watching daemon place that random ass head on the table

[hislittledragonthings]

Someone on Twitter said "imagine family game night with Ormund" and I did

I want to play Monopoly with him

I would go broke to his hotel-occupied Westerosi properties (damn him, I really wanted Highgarden), and then let him break me over the table in a victory fuck

[hislittledragonthings]

[hislittledragonthings]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

[hislittledragonthings]

I didn't make this

[hislittledragonthings]

Also I think the most shocking thing about all of this is that I'm suddenly drooling over a douchebag from Team Green when I've hated Team Green (save for Helaena) since the beginning.

Oh my, I'm a switch.

🥀

[hislittledragonthings]

She has a point.

My recent Anon whining about a Daermund dynamic is a prime example of this.

Fandoms are not understanding how to fandom anymore, and it's due to full scale media and social illiteracy.

Game of Thrones is an IP saturated with dark topics, but we've reached a point where even GoT fans are importing purity culture discourse into a franchise whose central family tree is...the fucking Targaryens (Aegon the Conqueror and his sister wives would like to have a word with all of you). All of these pairings

Jaime/Cersei

Sansa/Littlefinger

Sansa/The Hound

Jon/Sansa

Theon/Ramsay

Daemon/Rhaenyra

Jon/Daenerys

have all had fans/writers/artists despite involving incest, coercion, abuse, manipulation, or major power imbalances.

I've posted Sansa/Littlefinger here, yet not a peep from anyone. The second this fine piece of son of a bitch slab of liquid marble and his Mother-coded squire graces our screen

I get some fuckwit whining about actor ages and pedophilia, as if gravitating towards the dynamic and wanting to explore it in words that can objectively never hurt anyone makes one a pedophile.

Plainly speaking: I don't give a flying fuck about the actors' ages. I barely give a fuck about the characters' ages. I fuck with "Lord Ormund" as he is, and at the moment, "Prince Daeron" is the vessel through which any fantasies involving him are explored. I want Ormund's dick, not Daeron's.

It is the same situation with most of my pairings. I have a thing for older men. I always have. I started fucking with older men when I was 16 with ZERO regrets, and some of what is described in my writings is autobiographical. That's not for you? Cool. Fuck the fuck off and don't fuck with me/go back to Wattpad.

I can get with most of the ships I listed above except for Theon/Ramsay (that's a bit messy for me 💀), but to each their own. I like Sansa/Littlefinger, Daemon/Rhaenyra, Rhaenicent, even a little Sansa/The Hound every now and then. But I don't piss on people who like Jamie/Cersei twincest, or any of the other ships I don't care to read. It's really not that hard to leave people (and AO3) alone, but the kids (18+ "kids") are compelled to prove themselves more morally high-grounded than the rest of the flawed humans on Earth.