Thaddeus McCoy

Multi-verse TVD/TO OC blog Mun is 21+

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The look on his face gave away the fact he had not believed her innocence. It had only made her more nervous and even a bit scared. At first she tried to remain where she was but as he got closer Elaine couldn’t help but take a step away. At least until his hand found her neck. She tried to take in a breath but his grip was permitting her from doing so. An odd swell of anger had formed at his words. What did that even mean? Why did it even matter when she felt like little to nothing when with him? Owning her did nothing more than slowly drive her mad. When he released her, she stumbled back and hit the ground. She brought a hand up to her neck as let out a slight cough, now staring down at the floor. “Of course, I have not forgotten my place. It doesn’t mean I’ll practice celibacy..” She snapped in a croak. Her stare turned to a scowl down at the floor. “What does it matter what I do? At the end of the day, I can’t go anywhere, I don’t have a life, or my life isn’t mine. I can’t do anything, I can’t be anyone outside of your damned slave.” There was an intense amount of venom that seemed to seep out of her words. She just wanted to live a little, be reckless where she couldn’t be, and get lost in the small moments and be a euphoric kind of content. Elaine hadn’t truly been herself in a century now. She missed it, she craved it, and not having that was slowly tearing away at her.

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Thad made his way over to her once she hit the floor, squatting down so he was now closer to her level. He held up one finger on one hand, in a gesture to quiet her. His hand then reached out, taking hers in it and pulling her up to her feet, as his body rose with hers. His head tilted to one side, free hand coming up to her cheek. "What is it that you want Elaine?" He asked her, voice even softer now than it had been in his rage. Thad never yelled, he really saw no point in it.

The hand still holding hers gave a tug pulling her closer to him, he placed her hand around his waist before finally releasing it. Sliding it up her arm and over her shoulder. "Is this what you crave Elaine? I can grant this to you." He pushed back the emotions that had attempted to creep through him previously. An unhappy slave, was more likely to misbehave, and now he was seeing this first hand. 

He trailed small kisses along her jaw, down her neck before stopping at her collarbone. "Just give me the word, that is all it takes." he whispered against her neck.

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Thad: "I saw you with him." The words left his lips in a slow, quiet hiss. Thad rarely ever showed any emotions, he never felt them, but deep down a part of him was displeased with how his slave was behaving towards his best friend. His brows were furrowed and there was a dark fire lighting his brown hues. It vanished quickly however, his face quickly sliding into an emotionless state now.

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         Her stomach lurched at his sudden         words, stirring a nervousness in the         vampire. She however gave a slight         confused look, trying to remain calm.         ”——What? Saw me with who?”

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Thad's composed expression changed dramatically in an heartbeat. His brows furrowing, eyes narrowing as he crossed the room slowly. The look on his face clearly showed that he was not in the least bit amused with her. Nor, did he believe her attempt to act innocent in the matter.

"You know perfectly well who I am referring to Elaine. Do not think, for a mere second that I am a blind imbecile. Out of all my acquaintances surely you would have learned by now that I am clearly not as ignorant as the majority believes me to be."

His hand found her throat now, eyes peering down at her with a piercing accusatory look. He knew what she had been up to. Yes he may have been partially at fault, but she should know by know who she belonged to. "Do not forget the power I hold over you. You are mine. You'd do well to remember that fact." He spat out coldly in a low tone, not once raising his voice this entire time. It was the most he had ever said since meeting her 95 some years ago. Yes he came off sometimes as a dumb mute, but he was far from being inferiorly intellectual. He released her with a force enough to make her lose her balance.

[hisloyaltyisunyielding-blog]

dark starter sentences

some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list

"You actually thought i cared about you?"

"I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"

"You're a monster!"

"It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."

"You're all mine now."

"How could you do this to me!?"

"I trusted you!"

"Is that supposed to scare me?"

"Put the knife down."

"You're scaring me..."

"You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"

"I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"

"Why are you pointing that gun at me?"

"Let me go!"

"You're so cute when you struggle like that~"

"Your blood smells wonderful."

"Who did this to you?"

"You're in my way."

"I thought you were dead!"

"Help me!"

"Long live the king."

"What did they do to you?"

"What have you done?"

"Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"

"Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."

"I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"

"Stop it, your hurting me!"

"They'll kill you!"

"I hate you."

"The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"

"If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"

[bitterxdisappointment]

Starters meme! Horror movie edition

"A boy’s best friend is his mother." 

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

"Do you like scary movies?"

"Evil against evil." 

"Have you checked the children?" 

"I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work." 

"I am your number one fan."

"I can always smell a graveyard." 

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane?" 

"I said I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in." 

"I see dead people." 

"I wanna hear you scream." 

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." 

"It’s all true. The boogeyman is real, and you found him." 

"Look what you did to him!" 

"Oh yes, there will be blood." 

"Sometimes dead is better." 

"There’s a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water?" 

"There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, perhaps she’ll die."

"They will say I have shed innocent blood. What’s blood for, if not for shedding?" 

"They’re all gonna laugh at you!" 

"They’re here!" 

"To die. To be really dead, that must be glorious!" 

"We all go a little mad sometimes." 

"What an excellent day for an exorcism." 

"What ever you do, don’t fall asleep." 

"What have you done to its eyes? What have you done to him? You maniacs!" 

"When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

"Who’s laughing now?" 

"You gotta be fucking kidding." 

"You wanna know what happens to an eyeball when it gets punctured?" 

"You’re going to die up there." 

"You’re going to meet death now. The living dead!" 

"You’re gonna need a bigger boat."

"You’re telling me that I should take my daughter to a witch doctor. Is that it?" 

"Your suffering will be legendary. Even in hell."

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Thaddeus McCoy

Vampire

They say to watch out for the quiet ones. They're dangerous.

Thaddeus McCoy is one of those quiet ones. He's always been quiet, even as a boy centuries ago. His parents never truly loved him, he was a servant, the son of a Lord and his 'niece' that he never knew about. The lord's brother had many secrets, one of which was that he had a secret lover, a witch, who was one of his Lord brother's servants. The two had a child together, and when Lord Garion fancied that young lady as she matured, he gave her a son, thus Thaddeus was born.

The boy rarely spoke, however he had a temper that all around knew about. If one ever saw him angry the whole town would know. Not only because of the magic the boy possessed because he would let his anger be known. The only thing that saved him from the hangman's noose before he reached 30, was Elijah Mikaelson. 

Thad was 16 when he met the Original. He never spoke, couldn't even really properly read or write. Elijah noticed that the boy was a witch, so he helped him to channel and control his magic. Even showed him his mother's grimoire. The two became rather close, and Elijah helped watch over him until he became a man. 

When Thaddeus was 30, and he and Elijah had parted ways for a bit, it wasn't long before Thad's past came back to haunt him. An angry mob came after him, threatened to have him burned at the stake for his witchcraft since his 'protector' was no longer nearby. The day before, he had fallen off of a horse and broken several bones. The injuries had been sever enough that Elijah gave him his blood, and set the bones to heal him. When the mob came, Thad was able to convince them to at least give him the hangman's noose, and bury his body. To avoid Elijah's wrath. They obliged him, unknowing that he knew he'd be turned upon his death. 

After Thad's human death, he woke, and immediately turned off his emotions. The terrible life he'd lived for the last 30 years was something he'd never be able to handle as a vampire with heightened emotions. He killed all in the village, leaving their bodies being, charred and mounted on posts roofs and any manner of building he could manage to fling them onto. After all, he was already rather dark before, now there was nothing to hold him back.

When A man becomes a monster, is there no redemption?

Thaddeus didn't even bother to find Elijah after his turning. He went about his own way, and learned what he could about being a vampire from what Elijah had told him. He found a witch and convinced her to make him a daylight ring, in other words he told her, "You will make me a ring, or I will kill your entire family down to the last child." he rarely even spoke after being turned, he only speaks when it is necessary. Though his thoughts tend to be rather dark and twisted. So he had his ring, and he still killed the witch, and her entire family, so that she would not know about his existence.

To be Continued....

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(Thad obvi) Hearing her tossing and turning in the room, Thad would get up from his spot by the window, where he had been using the moonlight to scribble a few things down in his journal. He sat beside her, gently pulling her head over onto his lap, brushing her hair back. "Elaine." The name was soft coming from his lips, however loud enough to wake her from her nightmares. He continued to stroke her hair however in an attempt to keep her calm.

            Elaine had been stirring and thrashing about the bed            in a vehement manner, trapped in the confines of her            own mind. Her mind torturing her with images of the             blood and death of her own family. A cursed illusion            that always came back to haunt her over the years.            It however ended more abruptly than it she had             anticipated. This tormented dream usually went on            until her own death, but this time it didn’t happen. A            voice cut through her dark clouded mind and snapped            her out of her nightmare. Dark eyes shot open as a            gasp left her lips jerking up into a sitting position.            Elaine panted heavily, the sweat that brimmed her             brow now making its way down her face in little             droplets. Unfocused eyes stared off startled into the            blackness before shifting to look over at Thaddeus            who was sitting near her. “Thaddeus.” She murmured            breathless but full of an alarming amount of fear.

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        Elaine gave a nod in thanks as she slid to her         feet. She made her way over to the liquor         cabinet, pulling out a bottle of bourbon and          then fetching a glass. Her eyes found his         again as she heard him speak. “Alright.”         She said to him with a nod before getting         another glass for Thaddeus. Elaine filled         both of the glasses, now bringing one over         to him, setting it down on his desk.

[hisloyaltyisunyielding-blog]

Thad looked up at her, as she approached him with his glass. He looked over at it, reaching out and lifting it to his lips. He took a slow draft from it before setting it back down. Once his hand was free, he reached out, taking Elaine's arm gently tugging it to pull her down beside him on the window seat.

He gave her a nod before adjusting his journal on his lap. He didn't quite need her there, but something told him that her having him there, would probably help her a bit. That was the thing with Thad, you never knew when he would surprise you, and actually do something nice. It'd appear sometimes as if he had some minor amount of humanity, but the reality of it was, he knew how to get his way.

[xxmoralnutcase-archive-blog]

(Thad obvi) Hearing her tossing and turning in the room, Thad would get up from his spot by the window, where he had been using the moonlight to scribble a few things down in his journal. He sat beside her, gently pulling her head over onto his lap, brushing her hair back. "Elaine." The name was soft coming from his lips, however loud enough to wake her from her nightmares. He continued to stroke her hair however in an attempt to keep her calm.

            Elaine had been stirring and thrashing about the bed            in a vehement manner, trapped in the confines of her            own mind. Her mind torturing her with images of the             blood and death of her own family. A cursed illusion            that always came back to haunt her over the years.            It however ended more abruptly than it she had             anticipated. This tormented dream usually went on            until her own death, but this time it didn’t happen. A            voice cut through her dark clouded mind and snapped            her out of her nightmare. Dark eyes shot open as a            gasp left her lips jerking up into a sitting position.            Elaine panted heavily, the sweat that brimmed her             brow now making its way down her face in little             droplets. Unfocused eyes stared off startled into the            blackness before shifting to look over at Thaddeus            who was sitting near her. “Thaddeus.” She murmured            breathless but full of an alarming amount of fear.

[hisloyaltyisunyielding-blog]

sheofloyaltyandhonor:

           Her eyes shifted up to the vampire as moved towards            her with a notebook in his hand. Elaine’s brows furrowed            slightly as she looked up toward him for a moment. She             guessed he wanted her to write it out. At least that’s             the feeling she was getting from it. She didn’t particularly            see the point, but she supposed she might as well. Elaine            watched him walk away before staring down at the book.            A sigh left her lips as she looked up towards the back             of his head. “Can I get something to drink?” Elaine            inquired. If she was going to be putting her fears down            on paper, she may as well get some alcohol to help            ease her mind as she wrote.

Thad had already started back to writing when she spoke to him. He remained quiet, as usual, simply nodding his head in answer. If she wanted a drink, he saw no reason to stop her. In fact she deserved one really. He may not have his emotions, but he knew what it was like to have them, he remembered how it felt when he first turned. The bloodlust from his rage, what he’d done to those that had enraged him, had he kept on his emotions, the memories would have driven him mad. 

He looked up from his journal now, just watching her silently but with a soft gaze. Maybe once she was done, he would go and join her. He figured she could use the comfort. Even if he didn’t feel, he still felt that she would be far more obedient with him, if he at least treated her as she treated him, with respect. He wasn’t downright evil, simply dark, and not one to cross. “Bring me some.” he said simply before returning his attention to his journal. His tone was flat, yet it held a tone that made it seem more like a demand than a request, which was how he often spoke. His demands, and a few greetings, were pretty much the extent of his conversational pieces. 

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(Thad obvi) Hearing her tossing and turning in the room, Thad would get up from his spot by the window, where he had been using the moonlight to scribble a few things down in his journal. He sat beside her, gently pulling her head over onto his lap, brushing her hair back. "Elaine." The name was soft coming from his lips, however loud enough to wake her from her nightmares. He continued to stroke her hair however in an attempt to keep her calm.

            Elaine had been stirring and thrashing about the bed            in a vehement manner, trapped in the confines of her            own mind. Her mind torturing her with images of the             blood and death of her own family. A cursed illusion            that always came back to haunt her over the years.            It however ended more abruptly than it she had             anticipated. This tormented dream usually went on            until her own death, but this time it didn’t happen. A            voice cut through her dark clouded mind and snapped            her out of her nightmare. Dark eyes shot open as a            gasp left her lips jerking up into a sitting position.            Elaine panted heavily, the sweat that brimmed her             brow now making its way down her face in little             droplets. Unfocused eyes stared off startled into the            blackness before shifting to look over at Thaddeus            who was sitting near her. “Thaddeus.” She murmured            breathless but full of an alarming amount of fear.

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Thad's hands fell to his sides the moment that Elaine jerked out of his reach yet he made no effort to move. Instead he just watched her, almost curious as to what she had been dreaming, although a part of him knew. It was always the same thing. He knew enough about her past to know this. It was things like this that made him turn of his humanity. 

When he'd taken Elaine in as his slave, he made a silent oath to watch out for her. So long as she did as she was told, and did not bring about his need to punish her, he could be one of the closest things she'd have to a friend. Even if he was used to the nightmares she had, even though he'd never ended them before for her, the noise had distracted him from his thoughts. Given the fact she was reliving her past as he was recounting some of his own, he felt it was necessary to wake her.

Finally, after a few moments of silence, and no moving, he got up from the edge of the bed. Making his way back to his spot by the window, he quietly pulled his journal back onto his lap, and started to write once more. After some words were out, enough to finish the last few sentences he had been writing he shot a glance over towards Elaine. "You should go back to sleep now." he said flatly before looking back down at his paper. It was all he really needed to say, anything more was pointless, there were reasons for her to go back to sleep. She knew them, he knew them, that was all that mattered really.

[hisloyaltyisunyielding-blog]

"Don’t fucking touch me."

"Well, if you insist. There are, plenty of other ways to do this." He'd smirk before waving his hand a bit, mostly for dramatic purposes, causing her feet to flare up into flames. "Still don't want me to touch you? Because, I could do this all night sweetheart." He said circling her with an amused grin plastered to his face. "There's other things as well." He added before launching a chair into a mirror, lifting the shards of glass into the air. 

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Another Angsty Starters Meme

"I just really need to have you here right now."

"Didn’t you see what I did?!"

"Oh fuck, oh FUCK."

"Please come get me."

"Where are you?!"

"I’m coming, just sit tight!"

"Look at me - just breathe, okay?"

"I can’t breathe!"

"You don’t have to stay."

"It’s all my fault."

"It’s all YOUR fault!"

"Don’t fucking touch me."

"Please I just… really need space right now."

"I’m right here. I’m not going anywhere."

"I’m gonna be sick."

"Ever wonder if the world would be better off without you… ?"

"I’m sick of being USELESS."

"You’re not useless."

"Shit, are you bleeding?!"

"Please, put it DOWN."

"Shh, c’mere…"

"It’s okay to cry…"

"Don’t listen to them. Don’t you EVER listen to them."

"I’m not cut out for this."

"Just leave me ALONE."

"Please listen to me-"

"You can trust me."

"Don’t trust me."

"What happened doesn’t change anything."

[hisloyaltyisunyielding-blog]

Master in the House {Elijah/Elaine The Manor AU}

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      ❝ I suppose a show of gratitude is in order——  ❞ After the events that       spanned the duration of the full moon, Elaine’s involvement, indeed her       actions and display of kindness had not gone unnoticed. ❝ Thank you,       Elaine. And apologizes for the… mess. Also anything  misguided I may       have said or done under the influence of the venom. ❞       Elijah cast his sire a cursory glance, not willing to fully meet her eyes.       Having showered and rested since the unfortunate night, he had now       begun to see things abundantly clearer.  

        Elaine couldn’t help the small gentle smile that had         graced her lips. The fact he had even chose to          show her gratitude had been enough to the young         vampire. In truth, she wasn’t expecting anything         let alone that in return. “You’re welcome, Elijah         And no, big deal about the mess. I didn’t like         that shirt anyway.” She in light jest. “I take it,         you’re going to kill Hayley then? You were a little         hell bent on that.”

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______ { He could hear them now. The words they spoke, made no sense to him Not having been here for the full moon. But he made his way to them in silence. Once he'd found them, he leaned into the doorway. Arms crossed over his chest, watching in silence. He wanted to speak. Wanted to make a comment about gratitude and no humanity However Thad did not wish to speak of such things to Elijah It was out of respect that he kept his mouth shut Instead he made his way into the room. He found himself a seat, sitting down and making himself comfortable. They would notice him now, The chair having squeaked under his weight. He'd offer them a small smirk if they looked in his direction. His silent, 'I'm back'.

____ }

[divinechemistrygod-blog]

"Now I just have a wet neck and a hickey that will fade in the hour… great." (hehehehe ;D)

(You’re getting a Thad cause, Lijah said no way Jose not this again.)

"You’re welcome? I’d say that I was sorry, but that would be a lie."

[crazyauntierebekah-deactivated2]

"Such a pity really. No one is going to be able to see the work you did."

[hisloyaltyisunyielding-blog]

"Hmm, that is a pity. Though, your skin is rather perfect, why blemish it up?"

[crazyauntierebekah-deactivated2]

¤ hisloyaltyisunyielding my OC vampire Thaddeus. ;D

send me “¤” for my muses reaction to yours kissing them out of no where

"How come I am just now meeting you…" (;D)

[hisloyaltyisunyielding-blog]

"I'd blame, your crazy overprotective brothers." 

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Master in the House {Elijah/Elaine The Manor AU}

______ { He had been gone for some time, trusting Elijah to look after Elaine for him. He of course trusted Elijah with anything, including his own safety. They were friends after all, and Elijah being his sire, things were returned. 

Thaddeus made his way inside the manor, quiet as usual. Simply listening, looking around for his charge and sire. He made his way inside, finding himself lurking quietly in the halls.  He wasn't going to call out, he'd find them, when he picked up their voices. He rarely spoke, unless he needed to, or if he was returning a greeting, or answering a question. ____ }

[hisloyaltyisunyielding-blog]

Thaddeus McCoy

Vampire

They say to watch out for the quiet ones. They're dangerous.

Thaddeus McCoy is one of those quiet ones. He's always been quiet, even as a boy centuries ago. His parents never truly loved him, he was a servant, the son of a Lord and his 'niece' that he never knew about. The lord's brother had many secrets, one of which was that he had a secret lover, a witch, who was one of his Lord brother's servants. The two had a child together, and when Lord Garion fancied that young lady as she matured, he gave her a son, thus Thaddeus was born.

The boy rarely spoke, however he had a temper that all around knew about. If one ever saw him angry the whole town would know. Not only because of the magic the boy possessed because he would let his anger be known. The only thing that saved him from the hangman's noose before he reached 30, was Elijah Mikaelson. 

Thad was 16 when he met the Original. He never spoke, couldn't even really properly read or write. Elijah noticed that the boy was a witch, so he helped him to channel and control his magic. Even showed him his mother's grimoire. The two became rather close, and Elijah helped watch over him until he became a man. 

When Thaddeus was 30, and he and Elijah had parted ways for a bit, it wasn't long before Thad's past came back to haunt him. An angry mob came after him, threatened to have him burned at the stake for his witchcraft since his 'protector' was no longer nearby. The day before, he had fallen off of a horse and broken several bones. The injuries had been sever enough that Elijah gave him his blood, and set the bones to heal him. When the mob came, Thad was able to convince them to at least give him the hangman's noose, and bury his body. To avoid Elijah's wrath. They obliged him, unknowing that he knew he'd be turned upon his death. 

After Thad's human death, he woke, and immediately turned off his emotions. The terrible life he'd lived for the last 30 years was something he'd never be able to handle as a vampire with heightened emotions. He killed all in the village, leaving their bodies being, charred and mounted on posts roofs and any manner of building he could manage to fling them onto. After all, he was already rather dark before, now there was nothing to hold him back.

When A man becomes a monster, is there no redemption?

Thaddeus didn't even bother to find Elijah after his turning. He went about his own way, and learned what he could about being a vampire from what Elijah had told him. He found a witch and convinced her to make him a daylight ring, in other words he told her, "You will make me a ring, or I will kill your entire family down to the last child." he rarely even spoke after being turned, he only speaks when it is necessary. Though his thoughts tend to be rather dark and twisted. So he had his ring, and he still killed the witch, and her entire family, so that she would not know about his existence.

To be Continued....

[hisloyaltyisunyielding-blog]

Revenge is Such a Sweet Symphony.

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He had waited for this, for a long time. A chance to get his hands on that original bitch. Yes, the one who turned his wife, that made her into a monster Thad had been forced to kill. Elaine Mikaelson. He had been hunting her for quite some time, and now he'd finally tracked her down.

He watched her from afar for some time, calculating just how he was going to get close. He had his accomplice with him, as always. Jeremiah, his sixteen year old son. The boy's hatred for the Original vampire was as deep as his father's. They watched until she was finally alone before approaching.

He didn't waste anymore time. She was there, alone, unguarded by the freak of nature Niklaus. He was next on the agenda, but first things first. The moment was there, so I took it. With Jeremiah's aid I started the spell that caused the brain to aneurysm. I needed for her to be unconscious, which was why I decided to enlist the aid of my son, not to mention, she was an original, it'd have taken more than myself to bring her down. He'd wait until she was unconscious then drag her to his car.

Thad and Jeremiah finally managed to get the unconscious original into their estate, chained up in an iron enforced cage in the sub cellar where no one would even be able to find her. They put up cloaking charms to hide her location. Then, they waited, sitting in front of her, watching, as she hung from the pillars in the center of the room, chained with vervain laced shackles, and iron chains thick as her wrists. "Rise and shine Miss Mikaelson." Thad said in a sing song voice before dousing her with a bucket of ice water.

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[julietteshepard]

The Lion King inspired starters

[hisloyaltyisunyielding-blog]

"Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?"

"Oh I shall practice my curtsy."

"He’d make a very handsome throw rug."

"Excuse me for not leaping for joy. Bad back you know."

"I thought you were very brave."

"I’m only brave when I have to be."

"Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars."

"Whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you… and so will I."

"Run. Run away and never return."

"You gotta put your behind in our past."

"Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nobody knows my sorrow."

"Everyone thinks you’re dead!"

"You think you can just show up and tell me how to live my life? You don’t even know what I’ve been through!"

"You said you’d always be there for me! But you’re not…"

"I finally had some sense knocked into me, and I have the bump to prove it."

"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"

"I’m a little surprised to see you… alive.”

"I’m not like you."

"Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy."