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Usually the terms “kiss ass” or “brown noser” are used as derogatory terms, but to us faggots they are more terms of endearment that we wish we got the privilege to be those things to an alpha man.
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Usually the terms “kiss ass” or “brown noser” are used as derogatory terms, but to us faggots they are more terms of endearment that we wish we got the privilege to be those things to an alpha man.
Don’t be surprised faggot if you wore purple today (10/19) to celebrate “Spirit Day” some classmates show you where your spirit really belongs, head first in a toilet being dry fucked and pissed on. 🚽
No te sorprendas maricon si hoy te pusistes algo morado para celebrar el "Día de Espíritu", algunos de tu compañeros de clase te muestran dónde tu espíritu realmente pertenece, con la cabeza en un toilet siendo follado en seco y duchado de orine .
Please help expose me mistress. I’m a sissy slut that a needs a daddy to please.
Haven’t seen anything this pathetic in awhile!!
I just love masculine looking men in panties with no make up or wigs. Not even trying to pass as female, just a man dressing up like a whore. I can relate.
Would you let me suck you dry
As long as you're above the age of consent and clean then I don't see why not.
“What happened to this brainless cock hungry sissy faggot”
It all started just before the 4th of July. I was given a task to complete at Walmart. I had to purchase one cucumber, lube, condoms, and one pair of thong panties. I had to use a normal checkout aisle and keep the receipt for proof. I was so nervous but completed the task. Even after the cashier said to me that the panties will fit me well. As part of my task I had to lube up my ass and shove the cucumber in my ass in the parking lot. I completed this as well and man my asshole was aching. I left the Walmart and to be honest I was drinking some nips and was feeling pretty good. By the time I got home I was pretty drunk and didn’t bother cleaning up. It was late and I just went right to bed. My girlfriend started freaking out cause she smelled lube and then started calling me a faggot. She started saying things like I bet you want to wear my panties and fuck dudes.
So, after a big fight I left the house. I drove to a local park and was pretty horny. I pulled in and the only vehicle was a tractor trailer truck. It was early in the morning around 4 am. I was still pretty horny so I slipped on the thong panties and began playing with myself. I didn’t even realize that the trucker had gotten out of his truck and was standing at my window. He said don’t stop, I’ll be right back. I watched as he went to this truck and then exit a minute later. He was wearing a thong teddy. He came right up to my car and said let’s go into the woods. As I was getting out he saw the cucumber and told me to take it. I grabbed it and followed him down a path to a clearing.
Once there he started playing with his cock and I started playing with mine. He got on his knees and started blowing me. After a few minutes he said it was his turn. I went to get on my knees and moved in towards him. He turned around and was facing away from me and then reached back and grabbed the back of my head forcing my face into his ass. He told me to rim his ass and lube him up. He was a chubby dude and the act was repulsive, but I never stopped.
He then pulled away from me and grabbed the cucumber and shoved it into his ass. He then got on all fours and told me to start sucking the other end of the cucumber while it was still in his to get it lubed up. I didn’t realize it at the time but a person walking their dog had seen what was going on. He then told me to get on my knees and go ass to ass with him. I did and felt the cucumber sliding into my asshole. We began fucking our asses with the cucumber and our asscheeks were slamming into one another. I was so turned on and so into it, I never heard the two police officers.
I quickly jumped up and the cucumber was momentarily stuck in my ass until it popped out. We were both handcufffed and led out of the woods. As we got back to the parking lot, the original witness was there and said to the officers. Yes, those are the dirty fags right there. Look how pathetic they look in women’s lingerie. The officers told him to quiet down, but I heard one say to him, you are so right. We were transported back to the police department and booked for Indecent Exposure.
😆When this sissy bitch told me this story, I told her she should share it. This is what happens when the only thing on the brain is cock! Lack of logic and inhibitions have consequences faggots.
I don't ride public transportation, but I do this at the movies when I go by myself. Specially if it's packed, a tardy guy and his girlfriend will look for two empty seats but most are taken up already. If I see I am taking up one of two good seats I will always give up my seat to the guy and his date. I usually then end up with a crappy seat all the way in the front. 💺
Perfect place to put a faggot in while being used like a filthy common whore. Hopefully it actually has some disgusting rancid trash in there so the faggot can really feel at home. 🗑
El lugar perfecto para poner a un maricón mientras se utiliza como la sucia puta común que es. Ojalá que tenga adentro alguna basura asquerosa y rancia, así que el maricón pueda realmente sentirse en hogar.
Fakes
The internet is full of fake “Masters.” I came across a blog that belongs to this fake.
This fat ass, who calls himself masterbig-E, says we’re supposed to worship him and give him our money. If anyone thinks he’s superior they’re very confused. Superior men have pride and take care of their bodies. This blob hasn’t seen the inside of a gym since high school. He wants you to give him your money because he’s too lazy to push himself away from the table and get a job.
Fags, there are lots of real men out there who are worthy of our service. Someone like this is only worthy of our derision.
Really? A faggot being picky? I hope whenever a man takes control of this faggot he whores him out to the fattest, and oldest men in town for thinking he's too good of a faggot to be so selective.
"You're a real fucking dumbass faggot! Having that vintage 🚭sign on your wall. I am taking it with me as a gift for doing you the favor of making your place smell like the cheap filthy motel room you use it as"🚬
"¡Eres verdaderamente un maricon de mierda! Teniendo ese letrero 🚭clásico en tu pared. Me lo voy a llevar como un regalo por hacerte el favor de hacer que tu hogar huela como el cuarto barato y sucio de motel que es como lo usas"
100% correct @faguserchicago. A faggots eye view should always be at the height of a 4 legged bitch, or more aptly, a worm. As closest to the ground as possible, where it truly belongs.
Masculinity is a trait we sorely lack as faggots therefore we seek it out in the men we worship and serve. We pretty much serve any men with a cock, but if they wear leather it makes them so much hotter in our eyes.
Leave it to the ingenious minds of superior men out there like @faguserchicago and others. Not only leaving the fags hands free to maybe scrub the floors around the base of the bowl, but also making it much harder to clean the inside with that mouth attachment. Making it a very entertaining display watching the faggot suffer trying to multitask efficiently, but also knowing that pathetic, filthy faggot is suffering of jealousy of that dirty brush because it gets to clean the caked on yellow spots of dried piss around the rim, and under the seat, and not its miserable hungry tongue.
Do you always wear a chastity device ? Do you have a master ?
No, I do not wear the chastity device all the time. I barely do when I am home, but I do like to wear it every time I get fucked.
No, I do not have a master. I am perfectly ok with that though, I rather get used and abused then move on.
P.S: Just a heads up, I don’t do online masters or findom.
We need to know we are being useful to a superior man. If we see our suffering is making your cock hard, we will beg for more suffering. It's like a faggot version of Pavlov's dogs.
Even if you have a bathroom not too far away why waste water flushing, or toilet paper to wipe, when you could have a miserable faggot who is grateful to just wait around for you to use its gutter mouth for your convenience. 🚽
Incluso si tienes un baño no demasiado lejos ¿por qué desgastar el agua, o el papel higiénico para limpiarte? cuando puedes tener un miserable maricón que está agradecido a esperar para que tu uses su boca sucia para tu conveniencia.
And us miserable faggots are more than happy to shed them just to see the effect of the superior man's cock get rock hard through our suffering. It's one of the only few things that we pathetic fags are good for.
When I dress up I want there to be zero doubt that I am nothing but a faggot meathole meant to be fucked like a cheap whore.