ashley

choke me i actually want to fucking dIE

[deathonyourtongue]

I’M SCREAMING!!!!

[afairfight]

Nick Kroll and John Mulaney’s Opening Monologue at the 2018 Film Independent Spirit Awards

[maplebunie]

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

[hispanicrise]

this is the cutest shit i’ve ever seen in my motherfucking life!!!!

Mulaney/Davidson is the duo we didn’t know we needed!

[grammatically-incoherent]

→ brooklyn and recreation

[stream]

The Long Dumb Road (2018) | dir. Hannah Fidell

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

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Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

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hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

[saythefisherman]

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

[abisnail-gail2]

inspired by @foulguy’s post

[mulaneysbutt]

@johnmulaney : #tbt @jobisme John McCarthy and me (smoking a cigar) before 8th grade spring concert. 1995. We hosted the show as Gene Kelly Dean Martin and George Burns because they had all just died.

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I love hanging out with baby boomers my mom was driving and we passed a “road work ahead” sign and obviously i have no self control so now she thinks I’m the funniest person she knows

[garflover]

112

[marshandmore]

similar energy

[chaoticgood-queer]

Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

You mean

[hellokaren]

I’m on mobile so the pics won’t load but i know this has to be terry crews/jeffords

[doctoralangrant]

if john mulaney is immortal, he definitely built that gazebo in 1863. change my mind.

[allthingshyper]

John Mulaney with a Beard

This is weird, somehow

[ohhellorula]

choose your fighter

[iamonlyhereforthefreefood]

John Mulaney’s wife makes Victorian lampshades and Andy Samberg’s wife is a harpist. The moral of the story is that if you want to marry a cute comedian you need to take up an obscure hobby that you then make a career out of. I’ve decided to take up basket weaving.