I’M A MESS

Sun ♒️Moon ♌️Rising ♉️

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[sage-hendricks]

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

[capitalism-is-a-disease]

[fata-vocant]

the only essential oil is olive

[sonicrainbooms]

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

[sonicrainbooms]

[nbcnightlynews]

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

[i-hate-vegans-deactivated201910]

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

[xenosaurus]

relatable seals at the end there

[followmetoyourdoom]

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

[epicwalrus-deactivated20210127]

I need more of this shit!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

[dlvlotus]

The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”

[becausebirds]

[iwishitwas1983]

I’m crying.

[floacist]

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

That owl is 30000000% done

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

This gives me great joy

[justcatposts]

“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

(Source)

[marley-vaa]

Amazing name for a cat btw

[airportrunwaymodel]

Spatula the catula

[t4tdeanwinchester]

hey what if instead of carry on wayward son they did this

[t4tdeanwinchester]

this was the final seal.

[honest-xpression]

One of the best dance routines I’ve ever watched.

The Nicholas Brothers

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I believe these gentlemen are scientifically classified as a liquid.

[southernsassysub-deactivated202]

Diagnosis: sick liquid fire

[schemer-the-goat66]

Didn’t they use these dudes to help animate some of the dancing in Betty Boop?

[lordkevington-deactivated-deact]

Correct!

Even more, they utilized Cab Calloway (the band leader) and used the same rotoscoped piece of him dancing in almost 20 of their shorts!

[allsortsoflicorice]

Amazing

Tap is such an exciting form of dance. 

[hypnospilot]

It gets better. These are the Nicholas Brothers. They did this unrehearsed, in one take.

https://mymodernmet.com/cab-calloway-jumpin-jive-nicholas-brothers/

Legendary Nicholas Brothers Dance Routine Was Unrehearsed and Filmed in One Take

This is one of the best dance routines in history, and it was all done in one take without any rehearsals!

[killerchickadee]

1. That saxophone player who kept leaning out of the way lol

2. These guys must have had thighs of steel!

[mx-malice]

I’ve watched this like a thousand times and I’m so glad it popped up again

[naamahdarling]

UNREHEARSED WHAT IN THE

[coughybean]

HOW THE HELL?

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

How? Well, it helps that they were actual brothers, their father was in Vaudeville, and they’d been dancing together since they were almost bebbies:

Here’s a clip of them from seven years earlier:

[saturnineaqua]

Im so happy i got to meet the younger brother, when i was kid, he visited my dance class at Dance Theatre of Harlem and was just thee coolest mannn i have ever met  !

[dankmemeuniversity]

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[doodle-shenanigans]

Choose your fighter

[ban3nah]

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

[backdoorteenmom]

[sidestepup2thestreets]

why does every social interaction with someone new feel like taking a test i didn’t study for

[laurbyboom]

when u suckin dick and u look up and they like

[laurbyboom]

[daenerys-targaryen]

Yes they’re trump supporters but call them what they are: terrorists

[sexhaver]

[sameenaf]

HOW?? How they just let this happen??? this is a government building and these people just walked in... no one threw tear gas or shot rubber bullets at them scaling the wall like world war z but let black people organize and then you gotta gas them this is satire at this point

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it