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“sleep apnea, Watson. Terrible affliction.”
“My apnea makes me stop breathing, not breathe louder.” Or maybe it did. She didn’t actually know, as she couldn’t hear herself sleep. Sleep apnea did tend to cause snoring... She pressed her fingers to the bridge of her nose, letting out a huff. “Anyway. What’ve you got so far?”
“whilst you were snoring I took the liberty of cracking on.”
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“Alright, first of all, I do not snore.”
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Mycroft didn’t even bother to suppress his grin as typed in the number, putting the contact name in as “Mr Handsome” before handing the phone back.
“Don’t tell him I gave you the number.”
“How am I supposed to have gotten it, then?” She checked her contacts list when he handed the phone back, snorting at the new name added to the list.
“It’s a surprise. He is very attractive, though. His head is a little square, and he could do with smiling a little more, but he is honestly worth it still.”
I’m gonna regret this. “Okay.” She handed him her phone. “Plug it in.”
“A letter from our mother.“
“However, I’d prefer if he did not know of my presence in New York.”
“Alright, seriously, what is with your family and hiding from Sherlock? I’ll give it to him, but if he figures out someone gave it to me instead of it just turning up in the mail, I make no promise not to rat you out.”
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"You are still single, correct?"
“I’m gonna regret answering this, aren’t I? I am.”
“Would you like the phone number of an attractive man?”
“It’s not you, is it?” She paused. “Oh, my God, I’m so sorry, that was a lot ruder than I meant it. I’m just- who is it?”
"You are still single, correct?"
“I’m gonna regret answering this, aren’t I? I am.”
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Oh, God, not more Holmeses. “Hello. Can I help you?”
“Possibly.”
“Can you deliver this to my brother?”
“That depends on what it is.”
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Oh, God, not more Holmeses. “Hello. Can I help you?”
Guess who’s alive?
Joan!Mun is
I’m sorry about the long hiatus I’ve been over on other blogs and busy wrapping up the semester
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Joan,
I’ll make sure that you’re on the list. Your entire night will all be paid by me. Only the finest. Though, I have yet to choose a chef. As soon as I do, I’ll let you know the opening date.
As for my brother, dare I hope that your prediction is true. He hasn’t missed me since we were children.
Perhaps, I’ll come by earlier. I haven’t been to the States in a couple of years.
Mycroft,
You don’t have to do that! That’s so kind of you to offer, though. I’d feel like a freeloader.
Sherlock’s stubborn, but I’m sure that he secretely still cares about you, in his own way. He just won’t admit to it.
You should absolutely come by the Brownstone when you get here. We’d love to see you.
Joan
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Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!
“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”
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