[thatweirdferretlady]

[badnovels]

[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

[gonereducedtoatoms-deactivated2]

op are you a time traveler

[officialunitedstates]

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

[broadlyaudrey-deactivated202106]

even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pocket-potatoes]

why do i look like a fucking thumb

[bvttcheek]

[hol-ohcene]

[hakuteeth]

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[imdeletingbye-deactivated201908]

My favorite thing is when a 17 year old pulls the minor card with an 18 year old. That's just so funny

[imdeletingbye-deactivated201908]

Like some online drama happens and a 17 year old would say 'ur an adult lmfaooo get a life' when that person is one year older

[blackqueerblog]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

[princesstigerbelle]

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

[blackpyrefly]

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

[tykittaa]

[furikomaru-deactivated20190920]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.

[unclefather]

[anxietyproblem]